Howdy.
As you have Hopefully already guessed, (considering its written at the top of the screen) I am The Forbidden Quill.
However, I have Many Nicknames, such as:
Fluffy
Fur-Face
Vellosa
Plum-Head
Kelp
Ludie
The G o R (goddess of rock XP)
Joan of Arc (part of my name, so ya...my real name BTW)
Monalisa (cuz i dont really smile...i smirk though 'smirks' see?)
"hey, weird emo kid, get out of the way!" "OoH, u make weird emo kid angry! u no LIKE weird emo kid when shes angry! BLARGH!!"

and about a billion other ones that i can't remember at the moment, or don't care about.

anyhoo, i have a fair amount to say, so i guess i'd better start...mhm...ya...
oh, you want me to NOW?
oh...ummm, ok i guess...

Quotage:

when life gives you lemons, share with the entire class...in GRAPHIC detail...

when life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party!

it's all fun, till you swallow nose gross.

NO PROTEIN?! SARAH! what's WRONG with these people! there's no MEAT in this energy drink!!

pale is the new tan, just like youtube is the new drug. deal with it.

stupid heart. the heart is now my least favourite organ. yup, back to good ol' spleen for me.

"I hate my life. I hate being a half blood. I hate being a special half blood. I hate being the daughter of Zeus. I hate Luke. I hate Kronos.
gods, I sound so emo."

"I'm so sexy I'd turn a straight girl lesbian." "isn't it 'I'd turn a gay man straight?" "originally yeah, but I haven't actually accomplished that yet. the one I said, however, I have done on multiple occaisions." "I see." "yeah." "I lost the game." "damn you DONNIE" "grrgh"

I currently smell like rainbows, lollipops, and sunshine. -- me when i got sprayed with nasty mary kate perfume while buying a new collar.

my future is a blank sketchbook, but on some pages, a few little doodles are already visable...

If it's warm, it's MINE.

"I'm gonna have fruit salad cause I like toast." "grover and the greek gods, THATS the band name!" "rice."

As damaging as it may be at times, the world needs conflict. without conflict, there are no resolutions. without resolutions, nothing is learned. without learning, there is no change. and with no change, then there is n o future, and thus, no existence. -(me, sounding most philosophical during history class. I won this debate. w00t.)-

'I'm doing a survey for my english paper. what animals do you have in your houshold right now?' 'one dog, one hamster, and one male chauvenist pig.'

"you are SUCH an ignoranus!" "a what?" "an ignoranus, you're ignorant AND an asshole. best of both worlds."

what's with Kade and beating his hoes...

the bishop came to church today. he was a fraud. never ONCE did he move diagnolly.

my dog licks an empty gum wrapper... "whoa dog, that was slightly erotic!" -XD

sarah hugs me while I kill the bird inside this donut

Lesbians just didn't develop the proper immunities to boy cooties during childhood. -lol my MOM said this

Staple Guns: because duct tape just doesn't make that kaCHUNK noise.

what's up? -Me
oh, I'm just a girl faslling for a guy...-Mandi
wow...sounds cheesy...I-I mean adorable...Yeah...ADORABLE...-Me
FUDGE YOU!!-Mandi
sounds yummy.-Me

my eating one thing at a time thing that mum always notices is no longer restricted to individual meals.
it's in the general scheme.
eat a steak for supper?
have another for breakfast.

and there are too many hilarious quotes from the cosplay 'no crystal intended' so just go on youtube and watch it.

ok, im just gonna move on to some other stuff, cuz remembering all this stuff is giving me a migraine.

couplings i support/wrote about with my last account whether i liked it or not:

kataang

harry ginny

ron hermione

bella edward (i GUESS, but yknow, i understand peoples jacob bella coupling too, cuz she lead him on so badly, and he's a sweetie (even if everyone calls him a jerk...they dunn understand...grragh...)

amiyumi XD

alice jasper (alice is the shiz...hehe, I just used a stoopid word)

parcabeth

juniver

torak renn

and a billion others that I'm too lazy to put.

so bla.

ok, thats all im putting for now...bye...

p.s, I lost the game.