Calinee543
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. "During the same call, Jenson also confirmed that several sequels to EA's most important franchises are in the works. "Yes, there's a Sims 3 in development and it's likely to be a fiscal '09 title," said Jenson, meaning the game would hit stores before April 2009." - IGN.com about TS3 at this link This has been updated to be readable (I just keep writing and don't erase old stuff :P) Info: TLOS got taken down, because I have to work hard to get some special GMU thing, even though when I am old enough I want to go to Juilliard, not George Mason... So the Story Goes Or Does It? is getting beta-ed, because it needs some work, but those of you who like it, it should come back up soon. Note: This story's title has been changed to Singers' Diaries...it is a lot better than it was before...I don't see it going anywhere the way it was before, but now it should be a lot better. ENJOYZ! LOL...we haven't even thought of a name for the Naruto story, but we're working on it...don't kill me! Don't kill me either! Runs and hides behind Kiba Back off...Kiba's Hitomi's bf...get a bf for Yuki if you want to hide behind someone How ab-cuts off no. It can't be Shikamaru...remember? We agreed that Shika-kun was off limits to either of us. I am MIA, more or less, until the middle of September, but I hope to be back sooner than that. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If anyone has requests for writing, ask me. I can write oneshots, short stories, or chappies for: JB, HM (PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO WRITE THIS PURE CRAP!!), HSM (though I don't prefer to) KH, Oblivion, NWN, Forgotten Realms, and many, many Disney titles. Don't hesitate to ask!! Valerie Ash both important...!! I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio. Important Facts: I have O.J.J.D, O.J.D, and I can be somewhat ADD from my hyper attitude. My fave colors are red, black, blue, green, purple, yellow, and...orange...note how most are the preety colors of a nasty bruise... Name: Valerie Age: why should you know?? B-Day: April 24 (the day The Jonas Brothers were on Oprah! Watch it on Youtube, cause it was awesome!...And Kelly Clarkson's birthday, she's one of my favorite singers.) Hair: Wavy brown hair. Eyes: gray, but kinda hazel-ish Height: 5'2" (about) I always have a song stuck in my head, so I rarely look up lyrics, because usually after the first time hearing it, I got the lyrics right From moi: Look into this crystal ball that I got off of someone else's profile. PROOOFIIILE! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish. (A realistic one...) Are you done? If so, scroll down. Don't cheat: that's just begging for some bad mojo... THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with that person. 2. If you choose: Red - you are alert, and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous, and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person, and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of loves and friendships in your life. L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum, and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z - You like to help others, and your future love life looks good. 4. If you were born in: Jan. - Mar.: The year will go very well for you, and you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr. - Jun.: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last, but the memories will stay forever. July - Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct. - Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction. It will seem hard at the time but it is the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose: California - You like adventure. Florida - You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose: Lake - You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved. Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. Your wish will come true only if RE-POST THIS BULLETIN IN ONE HOUR, and it will come true before your next birthday. Hi! I'm Ashley, and I am one of Valerie's many BFFs, I am not in right now, but if you could please leave a message after the meep, I will get back to you ASAP. MEEP! Okay, me and Valerie are writing this awesomely awesome story for Naruto, and I will be drawing the OCs. Anyway, my DeviantArt account name will be mentioned once I actually finish (HAND!) drawing the pictures and posting them. Valerie is a really annoying grammar-freak sometimes, and she will be checking all of my chapters before she posts them, to make sure that I have actually written them well enough to read. Special info thingies: Name: Ashley Age: see the bleep above. B-day: April 1st...Yay! A fool! Hair: Short, straight but naturally curled at the end, dirty blond hair Eyes: I wear glasses, like Valerie, 'nuff said Height: 5'3", 1cm taller than Valerie I hate girly, preppy things, I like to draw. I like to draw emo-ish things. I like writing backgrounds for the things that I draw, and Valerie was needing me to draw pictures of her OCs for Naruto. Then we decided to join our ideas together and make a story. (-.-) DANCE,DANCE!! FOB (FallOutBoy) ROX!! This is your warning before the copy-pastey thingys which are totally awesome and stuff. If you are a believer in God and proud, copy and paste this. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean copy and paste this. In love with Jack Sparrow? Copy and paste this. You know the drill. If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. 91 percent of teen girls would faint of they got to date a Jonas Brother, 3 percent wouldn't care, and 2 percent would be down to earth, if you're one of the 4 percent that would totally, absolutely die, put this in your profile (OmG...I would do more than die...o.O...) If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile. (ROFL...I watched it BECAUSE the JB WHOOOOO!! would be in it, and I hoped there would be like a new song or something...is that creepy?... If Your Bored and Want A Longer Profile Post This In Your Profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're truthfully part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, and put it in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for basically no reason, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped where there was a "Watch Your Step" sign, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, add this to your profile.(Just...a little...bit...:P) If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile. If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, put this in your profile. (OMG! YES! It was this one time at Bible camp...yeah...good times...good times...) If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, add this to your profile. If you wish you could play guitar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile. (Hellzinky, yeah!) If you've ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush(s), copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, add this to your profile. If you take your iPod with you everywhere you go (yes, everywhere) copy and paste this to your profile. (besides class, 'cause my teachers would beat me to death, then bring me back to life to clean up the mess...then they would turn my skin inside out, while I was living! (Quote from "The Original Ask Organisation XIII yes. it is spelled wrong like that. OMG! I love the FS!!) SPPPLLLEEEEE! SPPPLLLLOOOOPPPP! ... if your extremely random, add this to your profile. If you've ever ran up a down escalator, or down an up escalator, while screaming, add this to your profile. How about riding an elevator up and down for no reason? If you have, add this to your profile. If your HyPeR, like being hYpEr, and are HyPeR all the time, add this to your profile. WHOOOO!! (okay not quite all the time, but still...) If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah...then the people in class told me to STFU, of course, they actually said the words, and I shut up...with my mouth open 'cause they said that nastay word...) If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile. (Yeah...in Mr. Hardy's class...and at home...and at the arcade...and in Ms.Holst's class...and people always look at me funny, but my friends laugh...and my parents yell at me...) (Yeah, same here, minus Ms. Holst.) For me, crazy is a very loose term. Maybe its when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks just what you find so interesting about the eraser. For others its when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing just because you heard your favorite song. Maybe for you its when someone does or says something totally random like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or they start have a thumb war with them self. If you fit this description and your proud of it, add this to your profile. (I actually have had a thumb war with myself...I am a very strong opponent...and I lost to myself...my left hand won...and I am right handed...sad, isn't it?) If you fit the 'crazy' definition found above, or the 'wierd' one, or are considered wierd, crazy, hyper, random, etc. yet your also considered the sane one out of you and your friends, add this to your profile. If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes just listen to a song over and over again, because you like it... and most music, redo the drill. Again. (You know Aerosmith, the song called Walk This Way? Well, I have it on CD, and I put in on replay, cause it is the awesomely awesome live version, the other version isn't that good, and the Run DMC version, that one is pretty good too...) If you consider rap to be okay, if it is by the right person, but otherwise, you consider it to be not actual MUSIC, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then ask how the heck you got orange juice from lemons! (tee hee) Who doesn't like Riley Poole? What possible reason could have to dislike him? The man looks GOOD!! (...I'm not gonna ask you, Valerie, you are creeping me out...) RILEY POOLE= AWESOMENESS!! If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (lol, I usually ask them to sound stupid :D) If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile! (well, except for some, some are vewy good. yes I meant to say vewy.) If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!! If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love exclamation marks, copy and paste this into your profile!! 48 of teenage girls would drop dead if Nick Jonas said is wasn't cool to breath, another 48 would drop dead if Joe Jonas said it wasn't cool to breath. 2 of teenage girls would drop dead if Kevin Jonas said it wasn't cool to breath. If you are part of the 1 who would think about doing so, but because you value your life, you wouldn't copy and paste this in your profile. If you are part of the 1 that hates the Jonas Brothers, and wouldn't dream of doing anything cool that they said to do, copy and paste this part and the beginning part in your profile. Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Throw popcorn at the screen. Throw shoes, socks, balls, etc. at the screen. (my friends and I are planning to do this at HSM3...especially when Ashley Tisdale comes on. Don't ask, cause I don't know...) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. (when I was really little...) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.(ROFL) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" (ROFL!!) Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. (see above) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" (Well, I didn't scream it...) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialog 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending. |
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