Update Schedule-

Last Words-Never?

How to Make Tea-Twice a week

Inkpot-Once to twice a week

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 packages of diapers and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3 . Make a trail of lemonade on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying, "Oooohhhh, that feels so good..."

14. Go to the fruit and veg department and get two bananas and put one in each pocket. Then, walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent, sporadically whipping them out of you pocket and making gun noises, then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming, "Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking, "Will you be my mommy?"

18. Hug random people and say, "Dude, I haven't seen you in so long!"

19. Get a red & white bouncy ball and chuck it at people while screaming, "PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

Sayings I Like-

It is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting, because if you entered a room and said "goodbye" it would confuse a lot of people.

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(")profile and help him on his
way to world domination.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

How to Know if You Are a Writer-

1. You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
4. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
5. You live off sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
6. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (guilty look)
7. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random (but they also have impeccable grammar).
8. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
9. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
10. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
11. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
12. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
13. You zone out even with other people.
14. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
15. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
16. Your friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooong time ago.
17. You're profile is REALLY long.
18. Your computer runs out of memory.
19. You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Octavius

2. Jedidiah

3. Ahkmenrah

4. Theodore Roosevelt

5. Sacagawea

6. Larry

7. Nicky

8. Attila

9. Dexter

10. Dr. McPhee

11. Tilly

12. Quilla

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope and nope!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm…not hot but kinda cute.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That’s not possible…

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NOOOO!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten because Dexter (9) is a monkey.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Nicky (7) would probably run screaming and hide.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not that I know of.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

“The Quill is Not So Sharp”

11. Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Yes.

12. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

One of them writes her.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Not unless they had a VERY messed up mind (which they do).

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I really don’t know.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

“T”…like everything else I write. ;)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Two minutes ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps one for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Octavius and Nicky (WHATTT???) are in a happy relationship until Nicky dumps Octavius for Dexter (Umm…). Octavius, brokenhearted (why?) goes on a date with Tilly (Ok…), has an unhappy breakup with Quilla (but…she hates him…), then follows the wise advice of Teddy (at least that makes since) and finds true love with Ahkmenrah (WHATTT?!?).

18. What title would you give this fic?

“This Writer Has Serious Problems That Really Need to be Addressed”

Could this be the end of my profile? Who knows...?