My fics are well based on life experiences innit, I Hope u appreciate my handcrafted masterpieces. I make graphics in my spare time which i don't have a lot of cos i work at da 24 hour ice cream stand my fave flava is choco mint, I also like strawb peanut butter flava. I fink gordon kennedy is well fit, i wonder if he is related to Gordon Brown cos dey well have da same name and dey well look like twins innit.

A bit bout me ( i luv me i'm my fave person in da whole wurld)

Robin is well a sexy beast i luv his beard cos it's all wirey and reminds me of my lowers, I am 21 I fink not totally sure can't be arsed 2 find out right now, btw i was well pissed when i wrote dis i am all alone cos my friends fink i'm a freak pwease be my friend cos so far far my only friend is my well hot bf who looks slightly like gog which is why i've got dis well cool username, i also is friends with de old lady dat works at de icecream stand so i well have 2 friends. Please be honest wen u rate my fics, my well fave bands are monet, picasso and devinchi innit oops soz dey r artistes of a well diff nature, i luv leona lewis!!! 11140 and leon who won da x factor is well fit leon and leona shud b togeva 4eva it just goes u know innit, soz gotta go now got 2 pissed and need 2 lie down innit! Laters xoxoxxoxoooioco. My name in real life is Jezabel becuz my parents well hate me. my middle name is delilah and my last name is pandorah. my parents well gave me evils when i was born.

P.S I'm well full of Bull.S

I'm expecting my 10th child in 2 years innit it's gonna a boy and i'm callin it Britto Spears cos I well luv Brit she is such a gud role mod!!!!!!!!