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Joined 12-02-07, id: 1435077, Profile Updated: 10-14-08

... Yeah... Hi there my name is Karin and i'm a narutard!! I don't really know what to say... i'm actually fairly anti-socil, but if you introduce yourself first ( i'm pretty shy...) i warm up to most people very quickly!! i like to draw, but i'm only sorta good ( i keep getting 3rd in class... grrrr) and i'm trying to get better with writing (that's why i'm here) and i'd truly cherish any support that any one gives me!! p.s. I'M AN EXTREAM YAOI ADICT!!

MUSIC??:

i listen too alot of thing mostly alterenitive rock i like the bands spoon (there local but go check them out they're awsome!!) my chemical romance panic at the disco new found glory motioncity soundtrack the fray death cab for cutie wierd al... yeah... the list goes on...

anyways i'm a bitt crackish and random sometimes but aperently thas what people like about me... go figure. i'm an optimist at heart strange me being a "goth kid" and all... but i'm not alone and stareotypes don't mean anything to me Warning i swear like a sailor but i think i'll try and keep this a little cleaner than any stories that i hope to post well...

pairings

ItaNaru (dont ask me why cause i really don't know O.o)

KakuHida (what? there cute)

and well most akatsuki pairrings

AND ABSOLUTLY NOTHING AND NO ONE PAIRRED WITH THAT PINK HAIRRED WHORE!!

... sorry...

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To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Arachnophobia by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Itachi's Sunshine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
EEYORE by michelerene reviews
After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Incubus! by Mellos-In-My-Closet reviews
“Would you like to play a game?" Extreem yaoi oneshot! ItachiX Naruto KakashiX Iruka! LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Side Effects May Occur by TwinEnigma reviews
Sasuke really should have thought about those pesky side effects when he got the cursed seal. Parody. SasuKarin, mentions of Sasuke x all of Hebi. Mpreg. Yes, I said Mpreg. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin U., Team Hawk - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete