REEEEEED DAAAAAAAAWWWWWWN!! WOOT! i am now officially a risembool ranger!! all fear my ranger awesomeness!!

did anyone notice that the spell check choices for risembool are disembowel? scary huh?

i pledge allegiance to the corn muffin, and to this messed up shiznit anime world

and to dunking donuts for which it stands to give us donuts

and sometimes pudding, with liberty and donuts for all.

thats my pledge to corn muffins, i hope you've enjoyed it

name: like you need to know... it's classified info anyway..you'll figure it out if you get to know me well though...for lyk a year..or 6 months

state:somewhere...warm... U.S... that'l help

age-WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?sorry i am dealing with manga withdrawal which reminds me i have to find an online manga reader! to the magical google!!

likes- different foods- animals-sports-anime/manga-drawing-singing-dancing-swimming- uh school? oh wait no scratch that my bad =3

dislikes- creepy fan guys -shudders-- uh stalkers-swim practice aka knocking on deaths door X_X milk (tastes like puke) raisins.. they remind me of eating old people. i dont want to be a canable!! - spelled that wrong but i hate the spell check here. anyway i dont like melon soda!! it also tastes like puke... but not as bad as milk! absolutely hate milk!!and i'm not short... at least not when i'm compared to my extremely height deprived friends

scared of- spiders-darkness-uh the chibi's who keep stalking me at school...- sorry i dont have much else for ya... but i do hate heat!... kinda.. DEPENDS! and it's raining out side... i love the rain...

some words of wisdom:

if the road is long you better run~ ice_avenger

sometimes i feel like i'm a video game, i hope the player isnt as bad as me. ~ ice avenger

this is delishous! I.AM. NORMAL! ~ my friends random friend.

99 bottles of cats on the wall, 99 bottles of cats! ~ megan gelpi

wait your driving? hold on i dont want to die!~ natalia polakcova

marcaroni, macaroni, put the cheese and the noodles what do you get? macaroni macaroni~ megan gelpi

when life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eyes and run like hell~ anamonous (cant spell)

i put the clothes in the drawer neat, they just dont stay that way~ ice_avenger

who's a bean!?~ fullmetal alchemist; ice_avenger

i dont clean because when i do it still isnt clean~ ice_avenger

life is like a tootsi pop you have to suck up to get to the best part~ ice_avenger

theres no such things as ghougsts... holy crap its a ghoust!~ ice_avenger i still cant spell and i dont like the spell check here

when you run out of pudding cups you know the worlds ending~ice avenger

if your teacher reprimands you for being quiet; thats a bad sign.~ ice_avenger

you dont want to be friends with them, they'll stab even their own best friends in the back... -gasp- with what?~ ice_avenger and friend who will remain unnamed

if an apple falls from a pear tree it's good luck. ~ my genious brother christopher. still cant spell

if your me, never follow your instincts, they may be right but you'll be in deep shit. ~ ice_avenger, excuse my french.

if your the protagonist; you can get away with anything as long as people love you and you have a reason~ ice_avenger from experience

i'm not small and leathery!, i'm just portable and durable~ ice avenger

if you call me a shrimp one more time, i'll stab you in the eye~ ice avenger wow, I'm so deep aren't I?

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a relative be attacked by a peacock, copy this on your profile.

if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

if your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile

if you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile

f you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, sakuraharuno64, ice_avenger

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, sakuraharuno64, ice_avenger

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you take fortune cookies seriously, then copy paste to your profile 8D

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

thats the end of my wisdom i'll have more soon

stupid things that have happened lately.

my mom was giving me a lecture about socks and m&m's and we were driving into the school parking lot to get droped off so i undid my seatbelt, well i did what i normally do when i undo my seat belt, i opened the door. too bad the car was still moving.

my friends keep calling me a midget, but I'm taller than her... well not for long,I'm SHRINKING!! yes i said it, I'm two cementers shorter than when i was last measured

i was glomped and huggled by three people in the morning because it was cold.

i went wedding dress shopping with my aunt and nearly got crushed by a manican

my friends like to take pictures of me like a crazed papparatzi (good thing hueghs isnt my friend... there would be nowhere to hide!)

and i have more of this stuff but i cant remember, so go on read my stories and review... i'll be waiting