![]() Author has written 1 story for Fruits Basket. WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART! 1. 'Test' the fishing poles 2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom 3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!" 5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside him and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over you cheating liar". Then run away crying. 6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area 7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab one. then go to the toy aisle and grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it." 8. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling '' FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!" 9. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent Man, Secret Agent Man 10. If they catch you kick'em in the groin and say "Thats for my mom." 11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!" 12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" 13. Do the Hara Hara Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom is you're a boy. 14. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic vocie whenever a kid ( that's alone) walks towards it. 15. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. Random Quotes:
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made strangers look at you strangley, copy this on to your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. When it rains on my parade, i bust out a Slip'n'Slide. Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all i want to know is who's drinking my water! Hate is easily. Love takes courage. A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls. One of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I know it's going to be a bad day when i fall out of bed and miss the floor. If you've ever had a crush on a anime character copy and repost this. If you've ever threatened a computer repost this. I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and repost this. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was not match for me at kickboxing! A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, and then trips you again. I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. There is noting wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. Hate: A special kind of love we give to the people who suck. The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they'er crazy. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. I ran with scissors and lived! i also got stabbed with them by my stupid cousin! |
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