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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a Band-Aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on.

If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

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The DeMort Family by Devil Wolf Girl reviews
When Harry lost everything he turned to the veil that took Sirius from him all those years ago. He greeted Death with open arms, only for Death to give him a new purpose in life. Harry became Skull DeMort. His new purpose? Three versions of himself from alternate worlds that would suffer just as much as he did in his own. With them he could finally begin to heal once more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 8/21 - Harry P., Skull
Magic Behind the Kunai by Blackkitten23 reviews
Harry's aunt decides to keep all of Lily's things after being forced to take the boy in, but not out of kindness. She cruelly wants her nephew to unknowingly throw everything from his mother away when he's older. When little Harry goes to empty the attic he finds an artifact that sends him to a new home and finds a brother in another outcast ... Double harem– Yaoi Boy x Boy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,171 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Crimson Ink by Blackkitten23 reviews
After a 'mix up' at the ministry, while all of the Malfoy's items are being searched for dark magic, Tom Riddle's diary falls into the hands of Arabella Figg and she unknowing dumps it in Harry's possession during babysitting. What would Voldemort's youngest soul fragment think of Harry's abusive relatives? – Harem - Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,235 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
Blood Filled Chalice by Blackkitten23 reviews
The long awaited time has come! The 'Boy Who Lived', Michael Potter is coming to Hogwarts! … and his basically forgotten and unknown twin, Harry, too. No one thinks much of the anti-social youngest twin, but that quickly changes. The full truth comes out when Professor Tom Riddle finds Harry out after curfew one horrific night years later ... Creature Harry, Harem– Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,765 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Harry P.
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Shake it, Bake it, Brew it by Blackkitten23 reviews
Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 143,645 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Igneous by apathyinreverie reviews
What if Harry had somehow gotten involved with the mafia after Voldemort's defeat? What if Reborn was just a little too bored? What if the Conqueror met Chaos personified? Harry/Reborn
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,131 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 5,733 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Harry P., Reborn
Cabinet Conundrum by Blackkitten23 reviews
Draco decides to test the Vanishing Cabinet before telling anyone about it, but when he appears in the Room of Requirement he sees Harry Potter talking with Filch in a different language. The Malfoy overhears some information that may change the war … if he can find someone to translate what he heard that is .. Harem – Yaoi Boy X Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Snogging Pox by Blackkitten23 reviews
it's that time of year for all Hogwarts students and staff to have the potion to prevent dragon pox and wizarding flu, but it seems a small batch of the potions from St. Mungo's was tainted with a little bit of an experimental potion that was going to be disposed. The outcome is a group of people stalking Harry for more salacious reasons – Harem – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z. - Complete
Birth of a Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
Prequel to The Nightmare Man. How did Harry Potter become a feared lord from ancient times? Here we'll see the start of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,326 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Cloudy, with a Chance of Freedom by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 4,799 - Follows: 4,901 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Skull
Not Quite Myths by Falia7 reviews
Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,734 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 4,305 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Rise of the Black Dragon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Xanxus has always known he was adopted, long before he was taken in by the Vongola. Too bad no one told Timoteo that. As he struggles to make his own way in the Vongola family, his past begins to catch up to him. Let's hope the English magical enclaves can handle dealing with a very independent Varia Boss! Xanxus-is-Harry Rated for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P., Xanxus
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 5,523 - Follows: 4,433 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Hey There Witchdoctor! by Blackkitten23 reviews
Humans aren't the only creatures out there and those creatures need doctors too. Konoha is a village in desperate need of a healer, but they fell into trap that left them mistrustful. What happens when a skilled doctor comes to town to help them? Will they trust him or kill him?– Yaoi Boy X Boy – Harem - Vampires / Werewolves / Merepeople / Undead / ect …
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,060 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mythos by Falia7 reviews
Bits, pieces, background, and sidestories canon to my 'Not Quite Myths' story, not in any particular chronological order. Thirteenth: The Vindice are a terrifying emotionless collective. Except that they're also not, apparently, because Bermuda can't quite help but want to protect the brightest Sky any of them have ever seen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 3/12/2017
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Devils in the Background by Blackkitten23 reviews
Minato and Kushina make a painful announcement, their infant son passed away in his crib. Years later a sexy tattoo artist comes to Konoha and things quickly start to change. Many conspiracies begin to unravel … secrets are exposed … along with the butts of many shinobi - minor incest - not harem, just sex with different guys until the end – Yaoi Boy X Boy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,150 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 5,588 - Follows: 6,203 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
Young Princes by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Harry had no idea how it was possible, however it didn't really matter. What mattered was that they were there and he would do anything to protected them. Even if that meant siding with Voldemort. Even so, he was sure that he had been suffering from temporary insanity, how else could he explain how they came to be? Yes, temporary insanity was the only possible answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 4,003 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 9,447 - Follows: 8,738 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.