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OK, I'm a bit late to the fan fiction party, having only read my first story in early 2015. (I know, I know.) I had just finished the books and movies with my kids, having finally chained HBP/DH by myself in about four days before devouring their box set of DVDs, and was disquieted by the void where the pre-epilogue years should have been. Ever the romantic -- not to mention, the adult -- I NEEDED to have detailed accounts of the two canon couples getting together, immediately. SOMEbody has written this, I thought... and boy y'all did not disappoint!

Thus did my midlife crisis begin. Well, maybe not crisis, but definitely my midlife obsession!

Bit by bit their stories were filled in, until I had a reasonably satisfactory picture of the post-Hogwarts years and the characters' early adulthood.

But it turned out H/G and R/Hr were just a gateway drug! After weeks of fidelity to the Trio-plus-1, I accidentally got sucked into a H/Hr one night, and the house of cards began to topple. Several more Harry stories led to my virtuous Hermione becoming a serial monogamist with Charlie, Viktor, Bill, a moment of Remus, and finally my-I-mean-her true love, Sirius. We were and are all in for the hottest Marauder!

I resisted all the Slytherin men (ew?!) for the longest time, unable to comprehend how so many readers could be so hot and bothered by the likes of Draco (my girl would NEVER) or (shudder) Snape?! Gross! But once again, a single accidental click for each of them -- along with possibly a review or twenty of the respective actors' current-day photos -- caused me to reconsider and eventually sucked me in, resulting in those two characters' names being my most frequently keyed search terms at the moment!

I still reject Death Eater pairings (including most Lucius, sorry don't hate), James (he's a one-woman man), way-underage smut (I have a teenager), most time travel, most slash... and ALL poorly written/poorly betaed stories. As a professional editor myself, I find it way too distracting to try to look beyond sloppy grammar, clumsy structure and improper punctuation, no matter how compelling the story. Stories and authors don't make it to my Favorites list easily! Oh and I've had my heart broken too many times to begin another WIP, period. If it doesn't say Complete, and/or the final chapter isn't titled Epilogue, even with 1,200 tearful reviews I am just not going there. A girl needs closure, after all.

Why am I not contributing my own writing? Suffice to say my continual shock that the oily Potions Master could, in other writers' hands, even come close to believably threatening (as it turns out he does) the reign of his old school rival as the sexiest wizard in the 'verse affirms my own critical shortage of the imagination and originality of thought that I feel great storytellers must possess. So I'm beyond content to thrill to the words of others.

But I'd be a hell of a beta!

Clearly the heyday of the HP fandom peaked a few years ago, but I'm glad there's still an abundance of wonderful writing out there for me to discover, and that new authors and stories continue to arrive on the scene. Cheers!

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Unintentional Inveiglement by onecelestialbeing reviews
Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 542,512 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 435 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Bewitch, Ensnare by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,087 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Doing it for the Order by DesertC reviews
The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Babbling Brook by holly1492 reviews
"Oi, what's so funny?" Ron asked, pulling away from Hermione's neck and leaning back on one elbow to study her face, a mildly shocked, open-mouthed grin lighting his own. A romantic drabble and nothing more. Enjoy! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2016 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
I Saw The Light by holly1492 reviews
Arthur saw the blazing look in his son's eyes and felt a wave of pride. Ron had become a man. He had much to learn and would doubtless make mistakes, but in its essentials, the die was cast. Ron wasn't going to do something behind his parents' back. No, Hermione was his, and a man takes care of what is his. That was that. A post-war Romione tale told in vignettes. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,036 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
An Accidental Affair by DesertC reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger embark upon an unlikely collaboration.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,193 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
One Punch: A History by holly1492 reviews
Thayer's words — "Came running to you, did she?" — struck a nerve because, well, she actually hadn't, but Ron wished like hell she had. And they revealed that Thayer knew what probably everybody knew. Ron was at Hermione's command. Even now, despite trying to forget, this amazing firework of a girl still ruled his heart. AU - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,397 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Lilac Tree by lena1987 reviews
Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
All In by holly1492 reviews
"Did that really just happen?" "Yes, I believe so," I tell her. "Mmmmmm ... this changes everything, you know," she murmurs. "Is that a promise, love?" Ron and Hermione have a lot to sort out on the eve of Dumbledore's funeral. AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 276,757 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
In memoriam by Laurielove reviews
A poem from a pupil to a teacher, from Harry to Snape, from all of us to him. In memoriam Alan Rickman January 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind the Beaded Curtain by dragoon811 reviews
"So this is where it's all coming from." - And with that sentence, our favourite duo have a mystery to solve while they realise their feelings for each other. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,881 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Accidents and Coincidences by lena1987 reviews
Nine times Severus Snape is at the mercy of fate with Hermione Granger, and the one time he isn't. Rated M for a reason. A gift for the lovely ArmorLillies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Improbable Felicity by Subversa reviews
In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,538 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shakespeare in Shlush by StrongHermione reviews
When a Marriage Law is passed, the choices are either select a partner or go to Azkaban. Hermione doesn't want to come between anyone and has no prospects - save ones she doesn't know - until she meets up with the man of her choice in a pub the night before the deadline. EWE? AU SS/HG Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Southern Comfort by RattleTheStarsAndPages reviews
"I can buy my own drink, Malfoy." "I'm sure you can." He was far too much in her personal space again. "But there's no harm in accepting a kind gesture from an old friend." "We were never friends." Her voice softer this time, knowing he would hear her as close as he was. He winked at her. The bastard winked at her. - Post-Hogwarts Dramione. Grown up flirting, hotel sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Things That Go Bump in the Night by hiddenhibernian reviews
Ron isn't stupid. He knows who Hermione is going out with, even if she's hiding it. And contrary to popular belief he's mature enough to respect that it's her choice. That doesn't mean he'll let her get away with keeping it secret, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The History Project by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Where Two Raging Fires Meet by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Have Your Cake by Worthfull1 reviews
Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! WARNING: Rated for language and smut! Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Absinthe by Aurette reviews
A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unrequited Snowstorm by Kittenshift17 reviews
SEQUEL TO UNREQUITED SNOWFALL. The trial of Draco Malfoy was the most controversial of the year. Most felt that he ought to be thrown into Azkaban for his crimes, the other half passionately believed it was wrong to lock up an eighteen year old boy for choices he'd been forced to make under duress. Hermione Granger never expected the trial to take a turn like this. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Beach in Ireland by Bambu reviews
Eight years post-Voldemort, Hermione celebrates her birthday quietly at home, and serendipity takes a hand. (Written, 2009)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Suitable Arrangement by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Friends with benefits? Our understanding." Hermione caught her fingers in her tangled hair and frowned. "No. That sounds complicated. Our… suitable arrangement? How about that?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,675 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Study of Opposites by SableUnstable reviews
Two very different people and one ridiculous law. Learning to accept what is, embrace what you have, and maybe, just maybe, falling in love in the process. Two-shot, post-war AU, HG/SB, past WolfStar, rated M for language and adult content. Written for Worthfull1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Secrets We Keep by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"Was that your plan, Miss Granger? To scream obscenities and leave?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,972 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Theory of Drunken Dwarves by diamond-helen reviews
Alcohol, a strange theory about the Seven Dwarves and a lesson in the benefits of not drowning your conscience in booze. Fluffy smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Making Up for Lost Time by Mary West reviews
If the government doesn't know that Severus Snape is a Wizard, they may think he's an illegal immigrant, one who has married for the sake of a visa. So how do Hermione and Severus fix this up? Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to JK Rowling and associates. No copyright infringement intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S.
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Protective Custody by Colubrina reviews
After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Little Witch by Carissime reviews
Another in the 'A Letter to Hermione' series, as requested. Severus pens another letter to Hermione while she is away at a conference, while he impatiently waits for his pregnant wife to return to him. Rated for themes, not smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The F Word by Dena Gray reviews
Professor Snape catches Hermione in the absolute worst possible circumstances, time and time again. Is it the work of a vindictive third year, or could it be something much, much bigger? Rated M for 45 uses of the 'f' word and light frotting. AU/EWE, Hogwarts 8th year SSHG -COMPLETE! *** Nominated Best A/U, Best Het Smut: HP fanfic fanpoll awards fall/winter 2014! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rebirth by Goldilocks 92 reviews
SS/HG, One shot, post war, Severus Snape goes swimming in the lake at night without knowing he is being watched. Perhaps it is time for a new beginning. Warning: beautiful naked Severus in the moonlight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Live Like A Muggle by onecelestialbeing reviews
Snape loses a bet to a sadistic friend who is intent on inconveniencing him, which causes him to seek help from the last person he would have ever considered. Written for Palathene for the 2014 summer SSHG LJ promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Treatise On The Healing Properties Of Murtlap by Teddy Radiator reviews
Severus Snape returns from the war a shadow of the wizard he was. Hermione Granger returns from the war restless and yearning to taste life in all its flavours. What happens when the proverbial irresistible force meets the immovable object? Told to the tune of Stevenson's A Child's Garden of Verses. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
London's Burning by Teddy Radiator reviews
Hermione Granger is alone in London, when who should walk by but her former Potions professor, Severus Snape. As they say, it's a Crazy World... This harmless little piece of fluff was written for the 2010 SSHG Exchange. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Every Day Is Saturday by Teddy Radiator reviews
Severus Snape finally found the strength to go on without Lily, but what really is there left to do? He's about to find out that life can turn on a sixpence, even on a dead ordinary, rainy Saturday... Rated M for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Do Tell by Teddy Radiator reviews
Be careful what you wish for... written for Madeleone at LJ's HPCon Envy Community. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Advent Calender by Teddy Radiator reviews
his challenge was suggested by of anoesis at LiveJournal. Each day of Advent was represented by a snippet from a well-known Christmas carols or song. Rated MA for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Against Their Will by StrongHermione reviews
Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,000 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Thing Called Hope by RZZMG reviews
The Hope Stone–an ancient, mysterious menhir that has stood alone on the shores of the Black Lake for centuries–is rumoured to grant your deepest desires. Draco Malfoy seeks it out on the lunar equinox to make a wish... and is surprised to find Hermione Granger there as well. Dramione. Romance/Drama. 2013 Fandom for Leukemia & Lymphoma Fundraiser entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe and Holly by RZZMG reviews
Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It's never too late to fall back in love - with a little help from some meddling friends and some mistletoe (although holly IS prettier)! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Post-Hogwarts. Romance, Fluff, HEA. Features Hannah, Neville, Ginny, too. One-shot - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Send Not to Know by Subversa reviews
An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amnesia by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco has amnesia, but it's Hermione who will never be the same. Romance, danger, mischievousness, a lemon or two, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Artist's Model by Kallanit reviews
Harry and Ron are both married with families and Hermione, as the odd-one-out who is still single, is lonely. Looking for new interests and hoping to meet new people, she decides to take some evening classes. During an art class, she meets someone very surprising indeed and he helps her in unexpected ways. HG/SS. One-shot; complete. Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
It's All In The Numbers by One Red Shoe reviews
Severus Snape would love to get to know the new professor of Arithmancy better. If only he didn't keep opening his mouth and saying the wrong thing, how does Hermione finally solve this problem? Read on and find out… SS/HG, very AU, EWE and HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Original Sin by RZZMG reviews
M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Fairy GodHermione by Cybrokat reviews
Now Complete - What happens to Hermione when she discovers she is a Fairy Godmother?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,547 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Choice by dragoon811 reviews
When the God of Sex decides he wants to retire, Severus Snape is probably not the best choice - but he's the only one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Cufflinks and Mozart by Dena Gray reviews
Oneshot HGSS. Severus had just sat down to listen to Mozart when Hermione arrived at his door with a few surprises. She gives a belated birthday gift, but receives an education on the higher passions of classical music. PWP/EWE/AU complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse by onecelestialbeing reviews
And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Intrusions of the Mind by Laurielove reviews
Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Problem Management in (Re)Verse by Scattered Logic reviews
Severus Snape revives a medieval potion, and Hermione steps in to help her friends deal with the uncomfortable aftermath. However, she soon begins to question who are truly her friends and who actually needs her help. EWE; Written for Sixpence Jones during 2012 SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Affectionately High by dragoon811 reviews
Wherein Severus learns to never take an antidote without having taken the serum. Munchies, giggles, and a smut ensues. (Rated MA) One shot. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tissues and Teacups by dragoon811 reviews
Reason why fanfic authors should not be inspired while ill #43 - Severus will shamelessly seduce Hermione, no matter how poorly he feels. The man has determination, what can I say? Rated MA. (no update, just fixing a few errors)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Broken Dreams by onecelestialbeing reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Hermione is the Potions Apprentice, and Severus is still Headmaster. If they don't hex each other first maybe they'll find comfort in one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,726 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Small, But Powerful Moments by RZZMG reviews
To love in this life is to do so in small, powerful moments. Draco's about to learn that lesson at the hands of the one witch he's wanted for years… and he'll lose not only his virginity in the doing, but his heart as well. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. Romance-Drama-HotShag. One-shot. 2012 Deflower Draco Fest entry! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Warning by Aurette reviews
Severus has an urgent message to get to his... readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Playing with oil by onecelestialbeing reviews
Because we all love a jealous Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Synergy by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is being followed, and she suspects she knows by whom. But when they come face-to-face, how will she react to him and his startling request? SS/HG. M readers only, please. Written for the 2011 LJ SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Liar, Liar by RZZMG reviews
Hermione's attempts to get rid of an annoyingly persistent Mistletoe elf, whose job it is to help her regain her lost Christmas cheer before the holiday. The battle of wills is on! Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy. 2011 DHr ADVENT FEST entry. Story nominated for "BEST COMEDY-LONG LENGTH" at the 2012 Summer Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Loose Lips and Slurred Slips by Laurielove reviews
A little tale of how too much alcohol loosened Hermione's tongue and her inhibitions. SS/HG This story now has a sequel - 'Beasts With Two Backs etc etc'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beasts With Two Backs etc etc by Laurielove reviews
A sequel of 'Loose Lips and Slurred Slips'. Full title - 'Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - ie In the Potions Master's Bedroom'. Hermione and Severus explore the meaning of Hermione's fruity vocabulary. SS/HG - M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Madame Curie, Potion's Mistress by Remarkable1 reviews
Snape's Fantasies and revelation about a mysterious, captivating Potion's Mistress, and the moment of truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Recital by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
The Ginny Malfoy School of Dance proudly presents the First Annual Pole Dance Recital. "Absolutely not." Hermione put her hands on her hips. "No, Ginny. N.O. I'm not going to do it." A silly little one shot in response to a challenge. Fun and frivolity!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Louboutin Perdue D'Hermione by nottonyharrison reviews
He's met the woman of his dreams... shame all he has to show for it is a shoe. Written for the GE Fairytale Challenge 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unmasked by RZZMG reviews
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Collision by anne-writes reviews
HG/SS have always hated each other, and their year-long marriage-law marriage has been full of secrets and silent seething. Hermione flirts with Lucius at a Malfoy ball, Severus snaps, a vicious argument in a garden, lemons... and a happy ending? 1-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle But by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by RZZMG reviews
Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Kimberlee18 reviews
Hermione has been living with Sirius and Remus in Grimmauld place for a year. Everything has been going well until one fateful full moon when the wolfsbane potion fails and Hermione gets bitten. How will she handle her new life? Mature. HG/RL,HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
All Of Him by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
At The Turning Of The New Year by RZZMG reviews
Epilogue to "The Hate Of His Life." 2010 has come, and Draco Malfoy finds that sometimes unexpected miracles happen at the turn of a decade. Will he and Hermione Granger get their chance after all? One-shot. Romance/Hot Shagging-DM x HG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conversations on a Broom by Aurette reviews
A conversation between colleagues while riding on a broom. Rated M for subject matter only. One-shot. SS/HG Epilogue? I ripped mine out of the book so it doesn't exist anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mating Dance by atruwriter reviews
Much as he wanted to ignore the wolf that paced so impatiently inside him, he couldn't. Nor could he ignore the desire that wolf had for a witch he shouldn't but can't help wanting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/5/2009 - [Bill W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Heartbroken by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione is drinking away her sorrows, can sirius help her feel better? PWP Adult
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
For the Love of Nargles by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione heard the scratching through her sleep, and set out to find the cause. Joined by her two handsome housemates, the search took a turn she least expected...but enjoyed nonetheless - Part 1 of 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Something Old by Rizzle reviews
He called her Granger, just to be contrary. On the eve of a wedding, a groom escapes from his bachelor party and visits his bride-to-be for one last, pre-nuptial interlude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts by Rizzle reviews
Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Safe Harbor by Aurette reviews
#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hard Times for Severus Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,838 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Light at the End by pelespen reviews
Sirius returns from the Veil after seven years of nothingness. It takes Hermione's brains to figure out what's wrong with him, but it's her heart that must heal him. DISCLAIMER: All characters and canon plot histories belong to Rowling. I make nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen by Shiv5468 reviews
and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Invitations to Life by Leraiv Snape reviews
A piece of unrelieved holiday fluff. Hermione, Severus, Harry and Draco all lay plans to get what they want for Christmas. Includes fluffy slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/17/2007 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Change of Venue by Ms-Figg reviews
My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ennead by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Herimione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merlin's Embrace by Vashka reviews
By a strange twist of fate, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are induced to work together to find a legendary treasure. Will they succeed, even as they are being pursued by Hermione’s evil partner? WINNER of Best Action/Adventure at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Call It What You Will by polywolly reviews
Snape has settled awkwardly into a new life, and a new profession. When a healer asks him to assist her in a hopeless case, Snape is attracted to the challenge, not to mention the woman doing the asking. Post book 6 HGSS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Least Expect by polywolly reviews
COMPLETE After college Hermione finds herself back at Hogwarts. She has a very interesting first day back. Post book 6 SSHG. Mature content so beware! R & R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,281 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete