![]() Author has written 8 stories for Wrestling, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Tv Shows, and Misc. Games. Hey guys, I'm Leelan. I like to listen to music, watch wrestling and, obviously, read and write fan fiction. My favorite recording artist has to be, hands down, without any hesitation or doubt, Marilyn Manson. Love the music. His paintings aren't bad either. STORIES ON HOLD: FINDING EDEN, WEATHERING THE STORM 12, WHAT'S IN A LETTER, RETURNING HOME, WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS MIGHT NOT STAY THERE. XxX “Part of me is afraid to get close to people because I'm afraid that they're going to leave.”- Marilyn Manson “You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don't you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.”- Marilyn Manson "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive youer than you." - Dr. Suess XxX Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me. I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink? If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow? When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. xX The Best Icons Ever I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :) I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time. Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. Do NOT start with me. You won't win. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Remember, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just make sure its not a train. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday! If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it! I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate. They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, Dad, Me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think it's Tom. One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face. :) Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army. You get to visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then you kill them. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too!"? Why would you get a cake if you can't eat it?! Tell the truth and run. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Expendability: Spock, Kirk, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back? She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be making s'mores and hitting on the firemen. XxX Dancing- 1) an excuse to look like an idiot 2) a way to annoy random people 3) F-U-N (shake shake shake shake ah! shake it!) Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry! If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you! Never trash talk a Softball player She has a bat and she knows how to use it XxX For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (='.'=) This is Bunny. (")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. XxX FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this. XxX Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! XxX This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded XxX If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! XxX If you cried when Hbk left the WWE, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. XxX If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. XxX Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste. XxX If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. HELL YEAH!! 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump Motherfuckers!" HELL YES!! If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can tell the difference to coke and diet coke, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. XxX YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. XxX -30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. -Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile -If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. -Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE! -If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile -99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile. -A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. -Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. -I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. -No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again. -If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! -My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. -If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and flip them off Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A day without sunshine is like... night. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I do what cheerios tell me. I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro. XxX Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile. Congratulations, if you spent your time actually reading my super long profile than you officialy have no life. And what does that say about me? The one who took the time to actually make this? (Sweatdrops) | |||||||
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