![]() Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey, GottaLuvJoey here! (you knew that, right?) Anyway, welcome to my biothingywatsit! So, what are we supposed to do here? -looks around- Looks kinda empty to me. Oh, so I have to tell you about meself? Okay, cool. Here goes nothing! Name: starts with a K and ends with an M put an I in the middle and, THAT'S KIM! Age: 15 Nickname/s: GLJ; KC; cuzzles; kimi; kimaloo; KitKat... Weight: OVERSHARING! BACK OFF, BUSTER! Place: Jozi! (Johannesburg, South Africa, for all you non-south-africans out there!) Favourites: Colour: Purple! LUUUUUUUUUUV purple! TV Shows: Yu-Gi-Oh (IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK ON! YAAAAY!) Charmed (Oh, great, it's back... on Fridays. Lovely. I CAN'T WATCH on Fridays! -growls-) Amazing Race (LOVE it when MY team is winning! Yay!) Survivor (Yay! All those cute lil' backstabbing people!) Pokemon ( GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Juvenile, but FUN!) Everybody Loves Raymond (hello, I don't know anyone who DOESN'T love this show!) Will and Grace (budumbumbumbum, I'm Luvvin' It!) Rock Me Baby (-rolls on floor with laughter- 'Nuf said!) CSI (cool. not realistic, but cool nonetheless!) This list is going on forever, so I'll end it now... Characters: Joey ... and did I mention Joey? -innocent face- What? Pairings: Joey x OC (-grin-) Authors: Garth Nix 2 quotes from internet quiz (I've forgotten where it was, etc, but when I find out I'll post it here so you, too, can find out which YGO character you are!) "Strange? You don't know the meaning of strange! -cackles-" "Strange? Who's strange? You're strange!" Updated: Hey, LOOOOONG time since I did this, ne? Well, I have two things to say: 1) I have a new fic coming out soon. Hopefully. It's called "It's all in the eyes". 2) I'm sending out a formal invitation to any random who happens to be reading this... Wanna co-write a fic? Cheers, y'all. Peace out. Updated: Hello! -waves- Hello! -waves- Hello! -waves energetically- Hi there! I haven't updated in a gazillion years, but... yeah. I do have an official excuse for -coughcough- laziness. It's simple: "I'm sorry, my 'get-up-and-go' got up and went." So, that's that one. HOPEFULLY I will have the next (12th, can you believe it?) chapter of Swappers out SOON! It's under construction, at the moment. Some one threw a writer's block at me, so that's why it's taken so long. "Happiness and bunnies!" - friend Rachelle. Updated: Hey there! How have YOU been? Great? Good. Not so great? Don't worry, the only way to go when you're at the bottom is up! Thanks SO SO much to all the people who responded to my call! You guys - you know who you are - ROCK OUT LOUD! "Uncle Max: Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Good, now... what do we do when we see a hyena? Timon: Scream 'Mommy'? U. Max: That's right mister, because the world out there is fraught with danger - fraught I tell you! Timon: -softly- Oh boy, it's the fraught-fest." - the Lion King 3 And... no more new stuff, except read my stories... It's All in the Eyes has a new chappie! Celebrate! Updated: Hey there! Sorry I haven't updated in 50 000 000 000 millenia (ok, maybe not QUITE that long, but close...), but I'm writing exams. -pout- Sucks worse that a kid with a lollypop. Way worse. :sings, off key: NO BRAVERY... NO BRAVEEEEEERY! NOOOOOO BRAAAAVEEEERRRY IN YOUUUUUURRRR EEEEYES ANIIIIIIIIIIMORE! Ahem. Sorry. Damn it, my sister's James Blunt is mixed in with my Now 40, so I keep hearing this bloody song... Stuck in my head. Of course. -changes song and breathes sigh of relief- Waw waw waw waw waw waw waw waw waw waw waw waw... Errr... 'don't phunk with my heart.' So, randomness aside, what's up y'all? And, CHIBINEKO, PLEEEEEASE REVIEW & GIVE ME YOUR OC! PLEEEEEEEASE! I NEED it to write the next chappie! If you don't... -growls- I'll make one up and call her Bartholomew! Don't worry... I won't. You can call her Bartholomew all by yourself, just tell me about her/him/it/them (if she/he/it has more than one personality. or a yami.) Gotta go... no quotes for today. Ok, fine, one: "TEACUPS!" - me, upon seeing I have an SMS. Don't even ask. Updated: Hey y'all! I ba-a-a-ack! The prolonged absense was caused my my computer just decided to break. Wonderful, just wonderful. Anyhoo, I'm back now. Thankfully. Yeah, so. Story notes: Swappers - new chappie SHOULD be out soon... Aaaaaaand... not much else... "She's a little girl - goes to her grandma. Wears a, uh, maroonish CAPE!" "GOLDILOCKS!" - my father and brother playing 30 seconds. (The actual answer, if you hadn't guessed, was Red Riding Hood.) Updated: Hi. How are you? No, really. I'm great, thanks for asking. I know I haven't been very good with updating lately... -ducks rotten fruit throw by irate readers- SORREEEEEEE! I do have excuses. Real ones. ONE: I went on hols. Gimme a break people! -crickets chirping- Okay, fine, don't celebrate! -sniff- BE that way! Well, anyway I.A.I.T.E. got a new chappie recently, and the next one is up soon! Swappers is STILL waiting for chibineko's OC. So, yeah. Probably gonna write more and just wait 'til I get it to put the OCs in. I think I'm going to start a new story, but... knowing me... it'll be up in only a few days. Or possibly, soon. There's always hope, right? Oh, the aboen infopage has been update - read, please? ciao, this is GLJ, signing off... Updated: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -raises hands to the heavens- WHY? WHY? WHY? If you haven't yet guessed the cause for my anguish, I'll tell you... SWAPPERS WAS TAKEN OFF! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -half drowns in puddle of own tears- coughcoughcough... -mops up tears- -gasp- I breathe again! So. They TOOK IT OFF! -shakes fist- HOW COULD YOU? -sniff- All them reviews... chapters... I was going to update it TODAY! And now I can't cos it AINT THERE NO MORE! Something about script/interactive format. Well, sorry, dears, but I review replied BEFORE your stupid new lawthingy came into being! SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT! -cries- Not much else to say. Am back at school; it sucks, what's new? bye! this is a very sad GLJ, signing off... -sniffle- Updated: 'sup, y'all! Right, so on with the plan. 1) If anyone would like me to bring back Swappers, LET ME KNOW! Alternatively, if you just want to read chapter 13 (I think that's the one I was on) let me know as well. Emails or PMs, I don't particularly mind. 2) The LAST chapter of I.A.I.T.E! Celebrate! I might be working on an epilogue... if I have time, but the ESSENCE of the story is finished! YAY! I actually FINISHED a story! -runs around in circles- 3) A new story up... What did I call it again? Oh, yeah, Out of the Corner of My Eye, or some such thing. -.-" 4) I'm taking T.U.T.P. (Take Up the Pen) off. It doesn't flow well and the charries are just becoming screwed up. And... I just don't like it anymore. I might redo it, but then again, I might not... That's all, I think... Ciao! this is GLJ, signing off... Updated: 'sup, y'all? Not much on this side. Ha ha... did I really call it Out of the Corner of my Eye? Heh heh... that was it's origional name, ya see. It is known on ff.net as The Hand Of Fate is a Fickle Thing.Yeah. Well, what to say? Swappers is flourishing here at home, and might be making a reappearance if I can get around to doing it. I.A.I.T.E. WAS finished. But now it's not. So sue me. Thank you Blonde-Existentialist (forgive me if I spelt that wrong!) for your comment. I will now commence sacrificing a plot bunny in your honour. -plot bunny appears- FWOOM! Heh, gotta love tham flame throwers. What else? Oh yeah... HAPPY NEWS! I'm writing another humour fic! As you may have noticed, everthing since Swappers has been romance (with Seto somehow worming his way into the main charrie slot!) but now I'm returning to my roots... well, sorta. I'm putting out this fic. It's called Darkest Africa. Basically, the YGOs come to S.A. with ALL their little preconceptions, and I got about breaking them into pieces. Hoorah! It's also kind of a satire, but since there ain't any satire option it's under parody. K? Cool. Ciao, y'all this is GLJ signing off... GLJ's Singalong! She-Males You smell like Cheese Shemales, shemales You smell like cheese! (repeat, interchanging "cheese" with: off yoghurt/my feet/wet dog... or add in your own! Lots of fun to sing, and VERY VERY irritaitng!) Updated: Hey there... Yes, don't look so shocked. I'm BACK, BAYBEH! -cough- Anyway, -looks around- it's good to be back. CURSE EXAMS! CURSE THEM! Now that I have vented and given my feeble excuse for now updating (what?)... The Hand Of Fate is a Fickle Thing: a new chapter - out soon! -grin- I likee this one. Darkest Africa: Uhhhhh... -crabwalks slowly out of view- Nope. -cowers- NO HITTING! Ok. Will try to update soon. Promise. I.A.I.T.E.: New chapter up. I think... -innocent expression- Yes? Oh, yeah... SWAPPERS IS BA-A-A-A-A-A-ACK! -streamers, confetti and whatnot- Yeah. I was reading it yesterday (home sick from school. today, too! -sigh-) and I actually quite like it still. And it got tons of reviews. But that's not why I'm putting it back up. -cough-yesitis-cough- A friend of mine just got a livejournal. Now she's all 'why don't you get one, it's so cool, blah-blah-blah, drone-drone-drone'. I DON'T NEED ONE. Dammit. I already have this. -grin- Cheers, y'all! this is moi, GLJ, FINALLY back in business... and signing off...Updating... Hola, y'all. Hey look! -points- A person who hasn't succumbed to World Cup Fever! Put her in a museum! -realises she is looking at self in mirror- Uh, no, wait... Preserve the species! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -runs away- Five minutes later Got rid of 'em. Phew! Those stuffing-people-that-I-forgot-the-proper-name-of and the museum-guys-that-also-probably-have-a-proper-name can sure run fast! But not fast enough! -triumphant music- Oh, yeah, better write somehting about the fics now to qualify this as having an actualy purpose and substance instead of just me babbling like I'm doing right now... The Hand Of Fate is a Fickle Thing: Actually, not a new chapter. My internet is screwy, what can I say? But I'm working on getting it up there. Soon. Darkest Africa: No. Fuggeddit. F-U-G-G-E-D-D-I-T. There IS no new chapter. Why? Because I'm a lazy censored, that's why. Ok? I.A.I.T.E.: NEW CHAPTER! WHOOOOOOOOO! Go me! -proud of self- Swappers: OH YEAH! Chapter-a-day! I love re-posting stories cos it's all already WRITTEN for me! -grin- But, yeah, I like this one. Don't frown cos it left. Smile cos it's back. Anyway, yeah, going to write more now. Yay. If you want to co-write, need a beta orjust want to vent/rant/babble, I'm always here for ya. I have no life,it's offcial. But that's ok, 'cause I LURVE writing! Ciao! this is GLJ, signing off... Live, love, learn. Always let the other guy take the fall. Life sucks. Make it GO AWAY! |
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