AlbVonHochwald
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Joined 04-11-09, id: 1898028, Profile Updated: 06-22-09

Im doing this because im bored, and have nothing better to do

If you dont like what i say, pretend im speaking in a sovie accent and shut the bloody #@)(

My beliefs:

I like Jews because everyone else tried to kill them, and failed

Linux is like being Jesus, it gives power! but it hurts!

A words definition is determined by the most common usage, therefor, to me a "douche" is a very unpleasant person, not a vaginal cleansing fluid

Stuff that is "mine" is mine, and therefor not yours, so dont touch stuff that is mine, because it is mine, not yours

Some people say not to discriminate based on first impressions, I tried this, yet the impression i got from one glance at them, was usually correct, so why bother trying to treat someone any better than i would someone i hate unless the first impression has not dissapointed me so bad that i want to hurt the person

(basically, gut instinct is to be trusted)

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Harry Potter and the Freedom of Flight by MountainRose reviews
At 11, Harry Potter is about to be set free. Neglected and weakened by his relatives, once his parents' old crew have him, they are not going to let him go back. Strongly AU, Sci-Fi, Mentor!Snape,
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,186 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by Abbyngton reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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