![]() Author has written 2 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog. I would put up stuff about myself, but im not allowed to, so Ill do it anyway just cause I'm that awesome. Ignore this if you're just here for knowing about my characters in my current fic Name: Rick James(like this better than my real name) Age: not your business...dang pedophiles Grade: 8 Height: 5' 6" Eye color: Brown Ethnicy: African American Likes: video games, drawing, making comics, candy (then again, who doesn't?), making movies(if i ever get flash, that is), Dislikes: stupid people, school, Blaze sort of, girls dressing like whores(sorry to anyone offended by the word, but they're just plain immoral), geometry(not taking it but heard it really sucks) Hates: girls from the sonic comics, Vector, Wario(he's okay, but I can't get over the fact there's an overall-wearing guy bigger than Mario), Daisy(in mario series), Cosmo (from sonic x), sonic x period(who they think they is twisting game plots like that), Big (come on, what kind of fuck name is Big anyway?), and most importantly Michael Jackson. I shall never look at silver gloves the same way again Music: Rap, R&B, gospel rap, gospel Shows I watch in general: Ed, Edd n Eddy Tom and Jerry (how could someone possibly hate it?) Codename : Kids next Door Xiaolin Showdown Naruto (BELIEVE IT!) Air Gear DBZ Tenchi Muyo Tenchi Universe Outlaw Star Bleach (sometimes) Fresh Prince of Bel Air All of Us Everybody Hates Chris Surreal Life Fame Games South Park Chapelle's Show i'm sure there's others but I'm too lazy to remember them Favorite Songs White and Nerdy-Weird Al Yankovic (pwns all) Temperature-Sean Paul (pwns everything beneath it) Give it Up to Me-Sean Paul featuring Keyshia Cole We Be Burnin-Sean Paul Kick Push-Lupe Fiasco Tilted-Lupe Fiasco I Gotcha-Lupe Fiasco Daydreamin-Lupe Fiasco Superfreak-Rick James(don't ask why in this day and age) MC Hammer-Can't Touch This Icebox-Omarion Baby got Book-Southpaw Curious George W. Bush-Chris Cox Iraq Without Me: The Real Hussein II-Dominic Tocci Everybody Hates Saddam-Dominic tocci D.R.A.F.T.-Dominic Tocci Blue-Eiffel 65(only the chorus part.) Smack That-Akon featuring Eminem Baby got Back-Sir Mix-a-Lot Gold Digger-Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx Why you Wanna-T.I. Money Maker-Ludichris featuring Pharrel Pullin me Back-Chingy featuring Tyrese and that's about it, tilll I feel like remembering more Favorite Characters Ikki: he is the star of Air Gear after all Onigiri: he just makes me laugh Agito: he's just badass Omi: also badass Tails: the guy can fly. need I say more? Shadow: anybody who can use guns in the same game that Sonic appears in has to be kickass or VERY lucky Amy: she's gentle natured. and can put up with Sonic. that's a task in itself Mario: although the comics I make of him make fun of the fat plumber, I still have respect for his ability to defy gravity and jump great distances Luigi: He wears green and jumps better tha Mario. is an explanation really necessary? Cartman: somebody should make a show called everybody hates Cartman. cause just about everyone else in South Park does. Kenny: he always invents new ways to die Naruto: a spiky haired guy who yells alot, BELIEVE IT!. comic genius Shino: the guy kicks ass, whether you want him to or not Neji: sure, he's an obvious emo, but that 64 strikes thing is awesome Sylux: you won't know him unless you've played Metroid Prime Hunters for DS. if you know him, then this should be obvious: sylux=you get owned Rouge: big boobs, big ass. pretty much the hottest sonic female character ever. if she were to be redrawn in anime form in a anime, i bet it would be an instant hit everytime she showed up in a japanese schoolgirl uniform and bent over cause she dropped something Hated/ Disliked Characters Akito: he/she is the gay side of Agito. the guy/girl kissed Ikki for crying out loud! Spit Fire: i just hate him cause he's a bitchy piece of shit Ringo: i wish she'd stop copying Hinata and reveal her true feelings for Ikki Sally Acorn: the name itself should ignite a flame of hatred in you girls from Sonic comics: ill stop hating them when I see them in a game so i'll know who i'm hating and if i really hate them or not Sakura: she's just a asshole and a bitch sometimes Orochimaru: i don't know if he ripped off michael jackson or if michael jackson ripped off him Blaze: don't really hate, but she's only been playable in Sonic Rush and as a person in the party games for Sonic on the Wii which really sucks Donkey Kong balls Sasuke: i don't give a fuck what all you sasuke fangirls say, he's gay. get used to it. he can pick from every girl in town, but no. Sasuke just had to pick a guy , didn't he? and then on top of that, its a older guy in his 50's who rapes little boys and takes over then so no one will know Cosmo: a frickin plant trying to live with aimals. how retarded can you get? Chris Thorndyke: her name says it all. she's a dike. she did a really good job of it too (i know Chris is a boy, its a joke) E-123 Omega: anyone who kills E-102 Gamma just sucks. Gamma already killed himself. no one else needs to kill him Nice Sonic Pairings shadowamy: he acts like a bastard, she's kind and gentle. he's black, she's a lighter color than black. they're like a living yin-yang symbol. sonicrouge: no idea why i thought of this. something just tells me that although he's the honest hero, he wants to grope Rouge's large assets. don't know why, just a random thought. tailscream: they can both fly. that's one thing in common right there. perfect match. and when they get older, two tails can come in handy (and not in a dirty way. get your mind out of the gutter for once) tails&his tails: I'll leave your imagination to this one, cause I got nuthin sonicblaze: there's finally a girl that's as fast as Sonic. it's really self explanatory knuxrouge: obvious but still right in every way tailsamy: two kindhearted souls. they'll spread peace across the globe...whether you lke it or not Sucky Sonic Pairings sonicamy: way too obvious. needs diversity tailscosmo: someday if they run out of food Tails will eat her to keep from starving shadowrouge: bad guy+bad girl=good kids. we can't have that, now can we knuxblaze: just no. yeah they're both hotheads (one literally, one figuratively) but i don't think their "love" could overcome the boundary of a dimension blaze&anyone except sonic: what da fuck is wrong with you?! tailsrouge: he can't satisfy Rouge in his current state(again, not dirty) and that's a wrap till i think of more stuff to add My OC's(and please don't think that means Orange County) Name: Tezaki "T""Silver" "Q-Sil" Hedgehog (lot of nicknames, in't it?) Age:19 Gender: Male Species: Anime Hedgehog Birthday: March 17, 2043 Eye Color: One is shining silver, the other is indigo Hairstyle: pretty much impossible to describe Abilities: Flying, unnatural ability to run at Mach 4, unlimited energy (to an extent) complete manipulation of energy blasts, "gift" of persuasion, interdimensional transport, self-healing, superbulous fighting skills(playing too much partners in time). Bio: Tezaki was fully aware of his surroundings a mere 2 days after birth, realizing that he was in a orphan's position, only instead of being left at a orphanage,he was left in the dangers of the woods. During this time of confinement, Tezaki's IQ was so high that he taught himself the alphabet, eventually leaading to counting to 100,000, and even math skills leading up to basic algebra.Wandering the wilderness, living on his own till he was four years old, Tezaki was taken in by (not known at the time) Jelea and her family. During one of the nights he stayed with the Kayimas, a band of thieves attacked Jure's house. Tezaki, unknown to him at the time, had the ability to manipulate energy. After a horrible incident during the raid, Tezaki was fueled with so much rage and blind fury that he discovered his "talent". Jure's uncle, Katonai, was skilled in this art of energy manipulation. He decided to take on Tezaki as his apprentice for 2 1/2 years in the mystical White Universe. In this place, each second in real life is a year in this diension. It is during this training that Tezaki became the master fighter he is today. Afterward, Silver went to school and lived a normal life, graduating from high school somehow at 14. After this, he went on a small quest to find The Prophesy, a scroll that entails exactly how things should happen. It's up to Tezaki to make sure everything in the scroll takes place, or else the three Megaverses( Video Game, Cartoon/Anime, and Real World) will be forever imbalanced, eventually dstroying all three of them. Name: Jure' "Jelea" Kayima Age: 18 Gender: Female Species: Animehalf Hedgehog, half Fox Height: 5' 7" Weight: That's a secret, besides, it's impolite to ask a woman how much she weighs anyway (or so I've heard) Eye Color: Sapphire Clothing:Usually a white shirt, short light blue jean jacket and tight blue jeans Hairstyle: there needs to be a picture function on here..REALLY BAD it's kind of hard to describe Abilities: Fighting, getting along with people, and more fighting! Likes: decent people Dislikes: Eggass, pervs, mostly pervs though. Bio: The daughter of a wealthy and prestige man that owns a company that sells "Build a Robot That Can Do All The Things You're Too Lazy To Get Up Off Your Fat Ass and Do Yourself", Jure' was naturally what some would call a pompous snob. Being used to getting her way, Jure' eventually expected people to do things for reguardless of who they were. Even a gangster who had a 357 Magnum 2 cm from her face. Jure' has a natural ability of manipualting people to do her bidding, usually done by temper tantrums, loud screaming that could brake beer bottles, bribing, simply kicking you in the balls, or by using the age-old trick "Puppy Dog Eyes", a secret jutst that only the beautifullest of eyes can perform. One day while accompanying her father on a scouting trip in the wilderness, Jure' came across who was briefly unknown to her as Tezaki. From here, everything is exactly as it is in Tezaki's bio. Name: Takensu "Tai" Masaki Age: 17 Gender: Male Species: Anime half Fox, half wolf Heght: 5' 8.5" Weight: 66 lbs Eye Color: Magenta Clothing:Long button-upwhite shirt over a red shirt. Red shorts. white cap. Whitish silver chain. Abilities: Ninja-in-training Likes: Fighting enemies, lounging, feeling on girls in the wrong places, sex, Dislikes: guys who are gay, people who are over age and don't have sex, making sure there aren't any people threatening the existence of porn, anyting or anyone relating to the banning or outlawing of sex or pornography basically Bio: unknown |
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