
Author has written 2 stories for Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and Kingdom Hearts.
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Hair Color: Red and Black
Hair Style: Deathhawk when style, flat otherwise
Eye Color: Brown with green tint(but eyes change colors according to mood)
Skin Tone: Pale
Height: 5'6" to 6'4" (depending on which boots I'm wearing ;D)
Weight: 128 pounds
Cultural Descent: German,Irish,English and Czech.
Bodily Disorders:Anemic,Depression,OCD,ADHD,Anxiety
Likes: Music, Bands, Southern Sweet Tea, Staying in Shape, Making Music, Writing Fanfics, being lazy,hanging out with friends,My Schecter Blackjack A6 and learning new things that deal with music.
Dislikes:Haters, Those who can't open their minds before their fucking mouth, Rapists, Child Molestors, Those who want to harm my closest friends, Those who play with my feelings, Bullying, Gangsters (Pull your fucking pants up you idiots!), Rap, Hip Hop, Pop (Unless we're talking Pop Goes Punk cause that's shit's the shit), Those who hate people for being who they are, Anti-LGBT(Lez,Bi,Gay,Tranny).
Hobbies: Playing Guitar/Bass, Singing, Making Video Game Covers, Writing/Reading Fanfics, Giving Mindfucks, Watching Crumps2 on Twitch.tv, Playing Binding of Issac,Taking Cat Naps.
Lifestyle: Deathrock and 80s Goth.
Favorite Colors, Dark Scarlet Red,Black,Purple and Snow White.
TV Shows:
NCIS
Once Upon A Time
Naruto
Bleach
Family Guy
American Dad
Sword Art Online I and II
Movies:
Lord of the Ring Trilogy Extended Editions
Lilo & Stitch
Star Wars
Clue
The Crow
Atlantis:The Lost Empire
Beauty and the Beast
Suckerpunch
The Dark Knight
The Pirates of the Carribean Saga
300
Road to El Dorado
The Incredibles
Twilight Saga
Elektra
Toy Story
Anime:
Naruto
Rosario and Vampire
Bleach
Tales of the Abyss
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fairy Tale
Games:
Tales of the Abyss
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Fire Emblem
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Guitar Hero
Rock Band
Brutal Legend
Spyro
Super Smash Bros Melee
Starfox Adventures
Starfox Assault
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Music:
Artificial Fear (Famous VG Guitarist on Youtube)
Avenged Sevenfold
Beatles
Beethoven
Clan of Xymox
Defunct Generation (Local Band)
Disturbed
Divine Heresy
Dragonforce
Evanscence
FamilyJules7x (famous VG guitarist)
Farewell,My Love
Halestorm
Iron Maiden
Lights
Linkin Park
Metallica
Modern Day Escapoe
Motionless In White
Nana Mizuki
New Years Day
Ozzy Osbourne
Paramore
Picture Me Broken
Queensrÿche
Rammstein
Slipknot
Silverstein
Stone Sour
Souixsie and the Banshees
The Cure
Trivium
Two Steps From Hell
Vanilla Ninja
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile
Position: Log Worshiper
Possible Book of Log Positions:
Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
Favorite Quotes:
"I'm not yelling!"Wadsworth,Clue
"Let us in!Let us in!","Let us out! Let us out!" Scarlet,Plum,Mustard and Picock(no idea how to spell her last name),Clue
"What the deuce?!"Stewie Griffin,Family Guy
"Blast!"Stewie Griffin,Family Guy
"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you."Stewie Griffin,Family Guy
"I'd love to stay and chat but, you're a total bitch."Stewie Griffin,Family Guy
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage,Mythbusters
"Patrick can you hear me?","No,its dark"Spongebob to Patrick
"You're a monster!!" "And you're a prick, so I guess we're even."Ghost
"Make it go away... so... much... clogging. WHY MUST THE TOILET OVERFLOW IN SUCH A MANNER!?"Ghost-when near chinese food
"You do realize that there is a fine line between genius and insanity right?"You do realize I'm blind and can't see shit, right?"Ghost
"There are only two living life forms that have more complicated thought processes than I do. Crypt... and Fan girls. Neither of which I will be making the mistake of trying to make sense out of again..."Scabbard
"I have an eternal rivalry with the floor!! Its the ceiling of opposite world!!"Crypt
"Am I a pretty girl?"Crypt,YAWALEH fanfic
"The scariest thing about revenge is not what it tuns you into. It is when you finally get your revenge... and turn around."Waltz
"This is my family: the pervert, the anti socialite, the homicidal nutjob, and the sugar addicted preteen that hit puberty early. Where's a stroke when you need one?"Waltz
"You really don't want to fight me up close."Waltz
"That still only counts as one!"Gimili,Lord of the Rings,after Legolas kills a shit load of arches and the hug war-elephant
"Nobody tosses a Dwarf!"Gimili,Lord of the Rings
"Don't worry Sam,Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one."Frodo,Lord of the Rings
"Certainty of Death,Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?"Gimili
"Why does that not surprise me?"Legolas,Lord of the Rings
"We're coming too you know!,Where are we going again?"Pippin,Lord of the Rings
"Should I describe it to you,or would you like me to get you a box?"Legolas,Lord of the Rings
"I am NO MAN!" Eowyn,Lord of the Rings
"You're mad!" "Well that's good cause if I wasn't,this'd probably would never work."Captain Jack Sparrow
"Did no one come and save me because they missed me?"Captain Jack Sparrow
"Theres not been a gathering like this in our lifetime." "And I owe them all money."Captain Jack Sparrow
"You were actually telling the truth." "I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised."Captain Jack Sparrow
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid."Captain Jack Sparrow
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."Captain Jack Sparrow
"How in blazes did you get off that island?" "When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."Captain Jack Sparrow
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"Captain Jack Sparrow
"Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price."Captain Jack Sparrow
"The heart may be weak,and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out!"Sora,Kingdom Hearts
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing"Ansem,Kingdom Hearts
"Look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so, this boy sought to escape his prison, and he opened his heart to darkness."Ansem,Kingdom Hearts
"He was the only one I liked. He made me feel... like I had a heart."Axel,Kingdom Hearts II
"Heh. No wonder no one wants to die."Auron,Kingdom Hearts II
"This is my story.And you're not part of it."Auron,Kingdom Hearts II
"I lived my life defending others. But now... there's no one left to protect. Maybe... it's time I shaped my own story."Auron,Kingdom Hearts II
"You don't remember my name? Thanks a lot, Kairi."Sora,Kingdom Hearts II
"A scattered memory like a far-off dream. A far-off dream like a scattered memory. I want to line the pieces up, yours and mine."Sora,Kingdom Hearts II
My Quotes:
"At least I'm not acting like a five year old having a temper tantum."
"I say your logic is flawed and mine is superior."
"Never judge me by my strange appearance. You might be surprised at who I am."
"Never let others crush your dreams. Reach for the stars and live each day as your last."
"Say that again I'll slowly and painfully drive my rusty wooden spoon in your skin for 72 hours,enjoying your screams of agonizing pain."
"Clearly you don't understand the emotionally pain and turmoil that people like us deal with on a daily basis."
Prep: "Go die in a hole emo fag!" Me:"Ya cause that will solve all your problems you brainless monkey."
Chi:"I hate you so much right now..." Me: "Awww I love you too Chi-hime"
"You fuck with Chi,you fuck with me and trust me when it comes to her, you'll be begging for death"
Sword Art Online Volume 1: On Blackened Wings Character Stats as of latest Chapter
Name: Kirigaya Kazuto
In Game Name: Kirito
Nickname(s) : Beater
Age: 14
Birth Date: October 7,2008
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Black
Height: 152.4 cm/5 Feet
Weight: 45 kg/99 lbs
Fighting Stats: Updating
Occupation: PC Builder, High School Student
Appearance: Canon Kirito outfit after gaining Cloak of Midnight
Personality: Kind,Calm,Determined,Shy,Strong Resolve,Emotional at times
Favorite Color: Black,Purple
Likes: Teasing people, Fighting, Computers
Dislikes: Losing friends, Failing to keep his promises, Having unwanted attention, Large crowds
Quotes:
Name: Yūki Asuna
In Game Name: Asuna
Nicknames: N/A
Age: 15
Birth Date: September 30,2007
Hair Color: Orange Brown-Chestnut Hair
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 125.3 cm/ Four Feet, 11 Inches
Weight: 40.8 kg/ 90 lbs
Fighting Stats: Updating
Ocuupation: High School Student
Appearance: Canon Asuna as of Illfang been defeated
Personality: Kind, Caring, Stubborn, Strong Resolve
Favorite Color: White, Red
Likes: Reading,Hanging with Kirito and Helena,Cooking,Improving Herself
Dislikes: Being looked on as weak, Helena's Teasing, Perverts, Pedophiles
Quotes:
Original Character Stats:
Sword Art Online
Name: Helena Costello Yuki
Nicknames: N/A
Age: 24
Birth Date: February 5,1998
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Red Deathhawk with Black sides.
Height: Six Feet Four Inches
Weight:100 pounds
Fighting Stats: Updating
Occupation: Sound Engineer, Sound and Vibration Sensory Developer of SAO, Creator of Mental Health AI Yui
Appearance: Black Combat Boots, Leather Black Pants, Black fingerless Gloves, Dyed Red Chestplate, Purple Cloak with Hood
Likes:Music,being lazy,mind raping people,her instruments, her friends, protecting her friends and family, singing, teasing young couples
Dislikes:rapists,judgemental people,idiots,the sun,gangsters,rap,hip-hop,egotisical people
Quotes:"Just because someone is different doesn't mean they're bad"
"I know what you are but what am I?"
"That's not what your mother said last night!"
"Darkness and Light go hand in hand,just because someone uses darkness doesn't mean they're bad."
"Remember your promise to Asuna..."
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
The Rules by Leroy Jethro Gibbs (known as of now will update as more appear)
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1a: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3a: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #5: You don't waste good.
Rule #6: Never say "You're Sorry." It's a sign of weakness.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. Note: This is re-quoted as "Never assume."
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.Sometimes listed as "Never leave home without a knife."
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee... if you want to live.
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.
Rule #36: If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.
Rule #38: Your case, your lead.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule #42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children.
Rule #45: Clean up the mess that you make.Also stated as, "Never leave behind loose ends."
Rule #51: Sometimes - you're wrong.
Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
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Labels suck!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Life is too short to stick to labels. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely without judgement.
May the Grace of the Goddesses Protect You
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