metoblue
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Joined 03-23-16, id: 7671487, Profile Updated: 03-02-17

Potatoes are very socially awkward individuals so introductions aren't really for me :/ Uhhm..My name is Me- definitely out of the question... So, to the world, I'm giving you an insight of what my world is like-- potato-me in a nutshell:

  • I have four moles over my collarbone wherein connecting them forms a perfect parallelogram (lelz I'm such a nerd and maybe that was a little unnecessary but this whole thing is unnecessary)

  • I can't ride a bike. Which is very inconvenient when I'm with my friends.

  • Ishipclebastianoverclace sWEET LORD JESUS NO

  • What's wrong with raisins?

  • I can foresee the future.

  • "It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

    - Guess who?

    I'm probably gonna look back at this with regret as I reread this cringy teenaged thought-induced profile//

    *looking back with regret*

    *too lazy to obliterate everything no matter the shame*