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How to Court a Self-Proclaimed Heterosexual in Just 30 Days by Kariza Elquen reviews
Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dave S., John E.
Dear Skull by LiiiSherlockJunkiee reviews
What is the result of a mad going John who gets drunk and a frustrated Sherlock who causes an explosion because of a leg, beats Anderson and starts to fear his own mind palace? Simple: A love story between two totally oblivious and stubborn men who have absolutely no clue about their feelings... JOHNLOCK (what else)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cigarettes and cold nights by coldbackseats reviews
What happens when the new teacher is in town and Cas can't stop staring at him, nor thinking about him? AU supernatural, destiel fanfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Come On by Galaxiebot
John is sick of Dave working all the time.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Internet Challenges by LaJollaRising reviews
Dave and John do internet challenges. It gets steamy... Not really. Enjoy Dave and John being dorks! :) Dave/John forever... and stuff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
What John doesn't know by LaJollaRising reviews
A simple day in which Dave gets annoyed and he and John end up playing Truth or Dare. Dave/John forever!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Unforgivable Cruelty by musicalBlink reviews
What happens when Dave and John hit a cat (in a car, obviously)? Read to see! Shitty summary. It's only rated T for Dave's potty mouth. Pet!stuck
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Neighbors mean competition, competition means war, war means fucking by Keeblo reviews
basically just davejohn porn
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
A date by wholockeduntiltheveryend reviews
Sherlock tries to cook dinner and it doesn't exactly work out as planned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I love you by pocketpoo reviews
John and Sherlock both admitted there love for each other. fluffy fluff. not very good at writing these. R&R please
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
MorMor texting by falloutdreamer reviews
Moriarty is back and he texts Seb. This shit really happened (thanks, Omegle users!).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2014 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
A Very Supernatural Fairy Tale by booklover613 reviews
Supernatural, Tangled AU. Castiel is just a guy who's locked up in a tower in the middle of the woods who wants to escape his parents, Dean is a thief who hides in the wrong tower, and Sam is the horse that's trying to get the two of them together. Rated T for language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Schoolyard Stories by Smashingpunkkid reviews
This is just a quick kid!destiel fic I originally wrote for this tumblr post Cas is late for the school bus and doesn't know his way to school, but luckily Dean and his little brother Sammy know the way. Fluff!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Boredom can have its consequences by breadnotangels reviews
John wakes up to find his living room trashed and bright yellow, with Sherlock as the culprit. Warning: Spanking of a grown male...because we all know he deserves it
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Very MorMor Breakfast by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Breakfast with Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran. With blankets.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
The Trouble With Genius Husbands by L0stDreamer reviews
Fed up with their insufferable husbands, John and Sebastian storm out. However, neither expected to run into the other... "The Boys Next Door" verse- married!MorMor, married!Johnlock. Constructive criticism is appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, John W. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by Ezra Fell reviews
Jim texts Sebastian throughout the day. Seb is not amused. Mormor. Now with 100% more chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
Lunch with the Masterminds by SnivaliceLlover reviews
Sebastian tries to take Moriarty out for a lunch date, but it all gets blown out of the water when they meet Sherlock and John in their local burger joint. Moriarty and Sherlock battle over one particular piece of plastic. Humour/Fluff/MorMor/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb