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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. About Me I'm proud to be a Ravenclaw!!! Copy n' Pastes If you want to see a Quidditch match, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. 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(I'm convinced that the owl crashed and they didn't realize it...) If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this into your profile. You know this if... You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter if: You have more than one copy of a Harry Potter book, because you like'd the cover- or the old one has fallen apart. (Well... the cover to Order of the Phoenix is in pretty sorry condition...) You have a cat/dog/bird toy cat/dog/bird called Crookshanks, Padfoot, Hedwig or Pig. Having a pig called pig doesn't count. (No, but that's only because my parents got our cat before I was born, so I didn't exactly have a say in naming it. I do have fish, but those really aren't fish names...) You have dressed up as a Potter character for... something. You have had dreams where you are at Hogwarts/ meeting JK Rowling. You have written out long lists of characters/ spells/ predictions Trelawney makes. You can quote large chunks of Harry Potter- from the books and the films. You actually have an account here, AND you only write Potter fics. (I've only written one... but yes.) Your family/friends groan whenever you mention Harry Potter, but you've lectured them on it so many times they start saying Potter words. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you said yes to them all. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you said yes to some of them. Copy and paste this into your profile if you said yes to one. Don't copy and paste if you said NO! Just delete all your other fics, make speeches on Harry Potter, re-read and re-watch, and get some pets to name crookshanks. Or padfoot. Or PIG! Random Stuff Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis. It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance. Stupid is just a 5 letter word. Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Is it time for your medication or mine? Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you. A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer Friends are relatives you make for yourself -Gustache Deschamps Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. A day without sunshine is like... night. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them. If the shoe fits, get one for the other foot. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why are Softballs hard? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? How to... 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. |
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