![]() Author has written 1 story for Wrestling. Current Location: The Palace Of Wisdom My name is Tobie, I live in Australia, in a freakin tiny town. I love wrestling, and am obsessed with it, and anything to do with it. Favourites: The Hardyz, THE Brian Kendrick, Edge, Christian, Randy Orton, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, Shannon Moore, Hurricane Helms, John Morrison, The Miz, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Kofi, Santino Marella, Evan Bourne, MVP, Mr. Kennedy, Mickie James, R-Truth, Undertaker, Umaga, Finlay and Tommy Dreamer. MCMG, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Beer Money Inc, Rhino, Shark Boy, Sting, The Beautiful People and Dr. Stevie. Paul London, Lita, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Eddie Guerrero, Sabu, RVD, Stacy Keibler, Colt Cabana, Ric Flair, Super Cazy, Lance Storm, Scotty 2 Hotty, Ashley, Balls Mahoney, I'd write fan fic, but i'm hopeless, so i'll stick with reading. You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if... 1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING! 2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week. 3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time. 4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance. 5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!" 6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later. 7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend. 8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!" 9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". 10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas. 11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!! 12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you. 13) You know that Edge is PG-13. 14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia. 15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon. 16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?" 17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair. (I could find a way!) 18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon. 19) You lie, cheat, and steal. 20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. 21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud. 22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV. 23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass. 24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner. 25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event. 26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it. 27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams. 28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho. 29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties. 30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker. 31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko. 32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar. 33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights. (lol not those days in Aus) 34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero. 35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program. 36) You can name more wrestlers then family members. 37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so" 38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7. 39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling. 40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is. 41) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer. 42) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event. 43) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured. 44) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. 45) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home. -If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. -If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. -If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile. -95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile. -If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. -If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. -If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. |
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