Brandon Peterson
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Author has written 1 story for Hellsing, and Twilight.

I wanted to take this moment to respond once and for all to any and all reviews bitching about Hellsing: The Twilight attempting to make the fights between Twilight Vampires and Hellsing vampire fair.

If you're just looking for a fanfiction where Alucard messily splatters Twilight characters' brains - because that's all that would realistically happen, and I wouldn't argue otherwise - then please look elsewhere. My intention was to tell an interesting story based on how the characters would interact and to graft some pseudo-historical lore into the narratives of both. I had, and have, no intention of writing a "realistic" depiction of what would happen when Twilight Characters fought Hellsing Characters, because it would be a by the numbers story and incredibly boring to read.

Before I ever touched fanfiction I read Star Trek VS Star Wars Fanfiction and the realistic outcome of that fight is that the Federation always loses to the Galactic Empire. If every fanficiton on the subject slavishly followed the facts presented, every story would turn out the same with only minor differences. The negative reactions to my story have always been mindless, substanceless bitching about the outcome and how Twilight sucks. They've never, and I mean this, NEVER actually bothered to criticise my work without being married to some fanatical hatred of Twilight.

I will defend my decision to write this story this way until the Internet itself dissolves into particles of dust long after the Human Race is gone. Because I believe that both as a writer and a reader nobody wants to retread the same murder fantasies about two conflicting franchises ad nauseum. There are probably about a billion other Fanfictions that give you this. If you want to see Edward die horribly without even having a chance, do both of us a favor and go read someone else's fanfiction, and save your totally worthless review for the trash can.

Still pissing off people who like Hellsing, one Fanfic at a Time...

Check out what people are saying about HELLSING: THE TWILIGHT

Angel Wolf writes, Sweet christ, I think I actually travelled through time into 2009. You have absolutely no concept of the weight of Hellsing's lore, nor what kind of power the character's possess by comparison to the twilight series. Now, i always stress that i'll read anything if the writer makes the source material. I nevertheless usually stray away from Twilight stories because of their poor quality, usually. This does nothing to change that."

Little Liar writes, "It could be better."

Master of the Boot raves, "Reading this was like stepping into a time machine. I was looking back into a time many years ago and a more innocent time for me.

As a writer your grammar and prose have improved. Characterization is solid and the fights were competently done...

I want to keep reading this, I really do. And honestly I think the best course of action is to either take a wild turn with the plot or develop the backstory of this world to elaborate on vampire lore, history and how the crossover changed both timelines.

These new chapters were a fine taster but it leaves me wanting more and wanting new stuff from you"

check it out here! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5094875/1/Hellsing-The-Twilight

updated in 2017!!! JUNE 28!!! NEW UPDATES - CHAPTER 6 RESTORED/REMASTERED FOR HELLSING: TWILIGHT, VARIOUS FIXES TO FOLLOW!!! I KNOW, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN NOW? BECAUSE!!! :D

Greetings, People of the Internets!

Hello there! My name is Brandon Peterson and you may address me as such. I am currently 17 years old and I live in Southern Oregon- a dingy place but it nonetheless has a creative atmosphere, which encourages me to do strange things. (Like this one time... there was this business with an aardvark in an old folks home... looooooong story)

At any rate, I've been writing stories since I was... 6? I actually wrote my first full story when I was six and I've been writing ever since. Sure, Video Games, Animu and Mango, Star Trek, et al are all parts of my life but nothing will replace my acting or my writing as what keeps me going... well, maybe AMV's- wait, no. My AMV's can NEVER replace these things. (cough www.youtube.com/user/sorathehappyemo cough)

Hmm, what else... oh, yeah. I like Hellsing. A lot. A whole lot. So much in fact that every few weeks I trapse around school in my Alucard costume. (Yeah, I'm just cool like that.) My friend Dusty trapses around in a Kikyo outfit whenever it suits her, so, in that regard I'm not alone (I think) though she's /farrrr/ more animu/mango oriented than I ever have been. I dabble. I like Cowboy Bebop, but have never watched it to completion; in fact, I've only seen two anime to completion, Neon Genesis Evangelion and the original Hellsing Anime that was made by the (now defunct) Geneon.

I can't draw worth beans. I have a somewhat short temper online. It probably doesn't help that I'm bi-polar (oh, why must genius and insanity always share the same plane of existence?) My doctor thought I had Depression for three years but it turns out he was all "Lol sorry you have BIPOLAR!! It's dangerous to go it alone- here, take this!" and I got some Lamictal which I take now and it seems to not work so far. We'lll seeeee...

What else. I'm a bit of a hapless romantic. I fall in love literally as soon as the last relationship is over. First Tori, then Samaire (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww), then Jenna, then Sarah, and now some other girl whose name I don't even know (or do I? Am I just lying to you, the reader, in the hopes that she might never see this? She probably already knows; my advances aren't exactly covert). I also have a tendency to go for it; if I want something, I take the quickest route to my objective and I GET WHAT I WANT PERIOD D:

I enjoy readingh a good book as much as I do writing a good story. I often times see things in my head while listening to music- just random images that may or may not tie in (though they always seem very fitting to the music). When those images are Hellsing related- bam, AMV's. Woooooop.

I play video games sometimes. My XBL account is "SoraFE"; or, as some call me, "Sora Iron!" (FE. The chemical symbol for Iron on the period table of elements. Get it? Get it? HAHAHAHA)

I'm kinda charismatic and I'm the center of attention. Everything I say makes people laugh. Well, not everything. A lot of shit. And then when they're laughing I hit them with philosophy;

Like, did you ever notice that "Bay" is spelled "B A Y", but that baby is spelled "B A B Y"? Shouldn't it be "B A Y B", or "Bayb"? Then it would be "Bay b." And that makes more sense.

Also, Snorlax from Pokemon is based off My Neighbor Totoro.

(your mind is now blown.)

I don't have an -awesome- home life but I do have kickass video games and a computer, so I get to live on the internet. Eating and other stuff is secondary to my social life. Even school. I'm not a straight A student. At all. I've got a 2.5 and I'm happy with that. And you know what? I'm OK with that. I can still get into a somewhat tepid college with a 2.5 (For some reason USC sent me a letter the other day. I was like, "say whuttttttt")

I'm 17 mind so I'm just a junior in High School. If you ever want to talk to me (I don't frequent here often unless I'm posting stories) then please contact me through my email (branrocks@msn.com; I have MSN messenger if you're at all interested) or my youtube (previously posted); or come here and discuss nerdy shit (www.webfossan.com/flashtrek/community/index)

A few more things. My favorite bands are Rammstein, Disturbed, Michael Jackson, Good Charlotte, Daft Punk and Coheed and Cambria (yeah varied right). I go by Sora most anywhere because of Kingdom Hearts (which will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart), and I'm good at Guitar Hero but far from the best (I can do TTFATF on hard with a 90 note rate; not exactly stunning but hey, I'm pleased with it). I kick ass at COD2. I don't have a religion because I think religious institutions are too constricting and teach only one side, so I often float between churches (usually only in relationships; Jenna was Catholic, Sarah was Christian. It was an interesting juxtaposition; Jenna seemed to almost relish in normality so much so that she tried with all of her might to not be, and just ended up being fake... and she was repressed so she was very, very, VERY sexual. Sarah on the other hand seemed genuine, but turned out to be just as fake as Jenna, and with almost no comparable moral code (For instance, she liked stealing, breaking into places and drinking, yet she hated almost anything touchy-feely related and thought sex was gross); it seems that no matter what religion you are, you are messed up in one way or another because of the nature of institutionalizing impressionable children. I was raised in a liberal environment and I think stelaing is wrong, I've managed to maintain my virginity (despite all of my friends not being there anymore), I hardly drink; I don't lie, I don't cheat, I don't commit adultery, and I think sex and marriage are inseperable truths. I only steal if I have to to survive (I stole food earlier in the year and felt guilty eating it) and I like the way a girl looks when she has a long dress on instead of a teeny tiny skirt.

I am a man of my morals. I only break them when necessary.

Wooo~ This got serious fast.

Anyway, that's about all there is to me.

Enjoy my writing.

Oh, and one last thing; if you've got something you'd like to say, please, please, PLEASE! Don't be afraid to say it! I like criticism. I love it.

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HELLSING THE TWILIGHT IS IN LIMBO. I LOST CHAPTERS 4-6 IN A HARD DRIVE CRASH. LOOKING INTO IT. PLEASE BE PATIENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS THUS FAR

Quotes:

"So artists can't find romance, their favorite TV shows are cancelled, or they die young because of an unspecified disease. It's a deep and mysterious law of the universe." -Rin, Katawa Shoujo

"We ruin the countries we govern and those in our care. We slaughter all of our enemies, and sacrifice all of our allies. We'll keep killing until there's no one left to kill but ourselves. We are incorrigible war mongers, aren't we, Major?" - Alucard, Hellsing Volume 3

"Living is making choices!" - Captain Picard, Star Trek the Next Generation: "A Matter of Time"

"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You can't kill me out of some, misplaced sense of self-righteousness... and I can't kill you because you're just too much fun!" - The Joker, The Dark Knight

"Keep smiling, keep your chin up, and remember my favorite quote, 'Never give up!' 8'D" -JessRE, one of my best friends

"So we'll hate him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's our silent guardian, our watchful protector. Our dark knight." - Commissioner Gordon, The Dark Knight

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I intend to go on, hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, and as you left her; marooned for all eternity... buried alive." -Khan, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"The heart may be weak; and sometimes, it may even give in. But I know that deep down inside there's a light that never goes out!" -Sora, Kingdom Hearts

"All hearts begin in darkness and all so end." - Ansem, Kingdom Hearts

"Behind this mask is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bullet proof." -V, V for Vendetta

"Jean-Luc, blow up the damned ship!"

"No! NOOOOOOOOOO! smashes glass display

They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. No, the line must be drawn here! This far, and no further! And I... WILL MAKE THEM PAY, FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!" -Lilly and Captain Picard, Star Trek: First Contact

"Captain. The Enterprise has been ordered back to space dock. She is to be decommisioned."

Silence.

"If I were human... I believe, my response would be... 'Go to hell'.

If I were human."

"Course heading, Captain?"

"... second star to the right. And straight on till morning."

"Captain's log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the starship Enterprise under my command. This ship, and her history, will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, where no one... has gone before."- Uhura, Spock, Chekov and Captain Kirk, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Hellsing: The Twilight reviews
After the incident in Badrick, Integra receives intel that a vampire clan in Italy is about to hold a large ceremony- the goal of which is to slaughter hundreds of innocents. Alucard is dispatched - but a routine mission soon becomes one of vengeance...
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2017 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Alucard, Aro - Complete