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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by
Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Cosmic Love by
LuxxOnFire reviews
When Christy, a New Orleans bar owner, finds herself thrown into a bizarre meet up with Kristen Stewart, she has no idea that the encounter will lead her into a very intense relationship with Robert Pattinson. *Mature content!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 194,956 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011
Stigmata Tomato by
BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Me by
jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Chasing Cars by
GeeGee21 reviews
Bella, a self confessed cat lady, and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 254,569 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sex Shops & Lollipops by
il-bel-mondo reviews
Bella's a determined professional, her career takes priority in her life. With no time to date she decides to get herself a B.O.B. When it leaves her less than'satisfied' she returns to the store & meets a sexy manager who offers to show her the bunny way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,478 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Oh I Hate You But, I Love You Too by
Koukla0223 reviews
Chucks: 60 bucks...Hoodie: ehh, 30 bucks...The relationship of Ms. Sarcasm-Is-My-Middle-Goddamn Name Bella Swan and Mr. Arrogant-I-Can-Get-Whoever-I-Want Edward Cullen: friken Priceless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 345,035 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer's Surprises Redo by
Saturn's Candlesticks reviews
Hermione Jane Granger is a know-it-all, no doubt about it. But what happens when enough goes wrong that she doesn't act herself anymore? With the death of her parents and an impending arranged marriage, what is she to do? Is love really the answer? PostDH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,108 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Alphabet Weekends by
the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Time Around by
RynStar15 reviews
She saved his soul, he swore a vow. Ten years later, she turns to him to fulfill that promise. As Draco Malfoy, attorney at law, attempts to guide Mrs. Weasley through her scandalous divorce, they are finding their way hindered by something much more sinister than paparazzi...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,825 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Lines of Communication by
TXWitchywoman reviews
The search for the one, the internet, scheming mothers and elemental magic. Want to know more? Then read! Romance, humor, tingly juicy limes & lemons, toys, anal, AUAR, MF, UST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,297 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
American Girl by
coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Little Lessons by
DreamAngel9686 reviews
Bella returns to Forks after being gone for 6 years, when she runs into Edward she is forced to remember what drove her out of town and what secrets does she carry back with her will there be a happy ever after or will love go a different way. OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,330 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise, Sunset by
dawnrene reviews
Bella is new to Forks High, enraged that she was sent to live with her father after being declared "unmanageable" by her mother. Edward is coming to terms with his past. Could this new misfit be the one to help him? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Looking Back by
Dari 67 reviews
Lucius stood in his study with no memory of the last five years of his life. In his hand was his one clue, a scrap of parchment with a name scratched on it. Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
It Started With a Kiss by
twilightluvx reviews
It's the start of summer vacation for Bella, and Alice is wasting no time in signing them up to work at the Kissing Booth at a carnival. During Bella's shift, she gets an amazing kiss. Will Bella end up getting more than what she signed up for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
All About Us by
MaroonWine reviews
Hermione witnesses Draco in an act that she can't forget & will eventually make a huge impact on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,851 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Best Summer by
lizziegurl15 reviews
Its Your Cliche Hermione Draco betrothal fic, but hopefully with a more original plot and some new characters! BEING REVAMPED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.