Invader Skarrch
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Joined 01-08-13, id: 4471426, Profile Updated: 01-15-15
Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, Misc. Cartoons, My Little Pony, and Portal.

IT BEGINS

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
They All Failed Ethics by TehAntiFangirl reviews
A Vortian named Lak Shmi randomly appears on Earth and irritates Jhonen Vasquez enough for him to decide that the whole fan fiction universe should be destroyed. However, destroying universes is not that easy when you've got a mob of fangirls after you, out for blood... Hilarity ensues, I guess. This is my first fan fiction.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
Horse Cheese by imaginationtrain reviews
When Dib buys a cage online, he gets less than he bargained for. Will Zim escape, or will he be captured once and for all? In the meantime, its raining. Not a ZADR. It's kind of stupid in a funny way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Wheatley's Betrayal by MangoGrape reviews
GlaDOS won't let Chell and Wheatley play with her. When they decide to make their own fort, things don't go over well...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sentience by Amythista reviews
Chell's free, Wheatley's in space, and GLaDOS is in control. Back to normal? This is Aperture, after all. When Black Mesa captures Chell, GLaDOS has no choice but to team up with a certain moron to bring her back. AU from Halflife, developing WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
Legolas the Peanut by C.L. Forest reviews
There once was a peanut named Legolas... Warning: Crackfic, Read at your own risk
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Legolas - Complete
What is RAPR? by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Going On by Dust Traveller reviews
A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,513 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Dib
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The Sun Reborn
36 years before Luna's betrayal, a storm is brewing on a world without gods. Semi-AU, Journal format with third-person sections
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Published: 1/15/2015
Fox reviews
A stolen smeet has to call Earth home, at least until she gets caught up in a web of smoke and shadows. (WARNING: 93.72% OCs)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Zim, Dib, Zee, OC
SUPER SECRET PREVEIW reviews
This is a peveiw of my next story. PRIZES WITHIN!* *Note: no prizes within.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013
Exile Dib-The Series reviews
Reunite with all your favorite Exile Dib characters: Dib, AVATAR, Zim, Purple, and Skarrch, in this new series from the mind that brought you Leap! Rated T for paranoia. Read Exile Dib if you want this to make any sense. Now with a singing Great Old One.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Zim, Dib, Purple
Exile Dib reviews
On Mandatory Gift Exchange Day, Zim gives Dib a gift that just keeps on giving. And drives him completely insane and nearly kills a Tallest, but that comes later. Rated T for light body horror and romance. Contains !Irken Dib and OCxTak. COMPLETE! NOW WITH A SCHMANCY COVER!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Dib, Purple - Complete
Star Ruby
Someone is stealing Irken technology! What is the mysterious Ruby Industries? Who the heck is Robert Blacke? Why can't I come up with better OC names? All these questions will be answered (maybe)! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Zim
Secured Network reviews
When Zim installs a hacking chip into Computer, he hacks into Aperture, and his life changes forever. Rated K plus for hints of Computer x GLaDOS
Crossover - Invader Zim & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Computer, GLaDOS - Complete
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