XxClace4evrxX
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-07-11, id: 3139573, Profile Updated: 04-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hey there! I'm XxClace4evrxX! This is my profile, if you haven't noticed...So *ahem* Shall we move on?

I will not give my real name, due to that fact that some of you could be cannibalistic freaks who have no other hobbies than to stalk innocents on the computer.

No offense and all :)

SOOO I'm as old as hell, 14. Yep, expecting to get a wrinkle any day now.

I cuss. Get over it.

If you're expecting a good comeback, wipe it off your mom's face.

There, I said it.

Here is some info, bout me.

A - AVAILABLE: Yes
B - BIRTHDAY: Jan. 25
C - CRUSHING ON: hmmmm...
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My friend
F - FAVORITE SONG: I Have To Many
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: tehe both are yummy
H - HOMETOWN: Reno
I - IN LOVE WITH: My life
J - JUGGLE: What kind of question is that?
K - KILLED SOMEONE: no... xP
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 15 hours. To get to Sacremento. WTF rite?
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Hot fudge. Yes it's possible
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: one
O - ONE WISH: That all my other wishes come true.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST:My dad lol
R - REASON TO SMILE: Omigod, we need a reason?!
S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Light a Way, by He is We
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 11 am :p
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: unhealthy to answer that!
V - VEGETABLE(S):ew
W - WORST HABIT: biting nails when im nervous
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:chest, arm
Y - YOYOS ARE: Insane!
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aquarius

Random Questions About You
Spell your name without vowels: Shmn (Yea, guess it now! :p)
Your favorite number: 4
What color do you wear most?: all the colours
Least favorite colors?: idk
What are you listening to?: music
Are you happy with your life right now?:eh
What is your favorite class in school?: ew...none
Who is your best friend: Everyone is loved equally
When do you start back at school/college?: Im already in school
Are you outgoing?: nooope
Favorite pair of shoes?: black vans
Can you dance?: tehehe naw!
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: hell yesh!
Can you whistle?: no! X(
Cross your eyes?: yes
Walk with your toes curled?: WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?

THE DO'S
Do you believe there is life on other planets: Yes
Do you believe in miracles? Yes..
Do you believe in magic?: Nope
Love at first sight?: Uh sometimes..then i regret it
Do you believe in Satan?: Yes
Do you believe in Santa?: Plz..
Do you know how to swim?: somewhatt
Do you like roller coasters?: yeeeah (:
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Oh GOD NO
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: Noo. They ask me out and i get hurt :'(
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Yeah but i fail. So hard

THE WHATS
What is the temperature outside?: cool .What radio station do you listen to?: new rock or hardcore
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: does Yogurt beach count?
What was the last thing you bought?: A shirt
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: SNL
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: myself
Who did you last webcam with?: idk
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: haha xP NONAURBUZNESS

CRYING SECTION
Ever really cried your heart out?: yes.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: so many times :/
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: yeah
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: yea :/
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Sometimes.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Yeahhh..

HAPPY SECTION
Are you a happy person?: Most of them time yes.
What is your current hair color?: Dark brown

CURRENTLY WEARING
What shirt are you wearing?:gray
Pants?: sweats
Shoes?: none
Necklaces?: none
Underwear?: sicko. yes!

IN A BOY/GIRL
Favorite eye color: blue/ green
Short or long hair: Short, well kinda medium
Height: Dpesnt really matter, but not too short

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: noooo
Mooned someone: Noo
Laughed so hard you cried: Too much.
Cried in school: yes
Wanted to be a model: nuh
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: Haha many ;)
Seen a dead body: yea :(
Been on drugs: Noo
Gone skinny dipping: no

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Single or Group Dates: group
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOC!
Strawberries or Blueberries: BLUEBERRY
Meat or Veggies: Meaaatt :D
TV or Movie: MOVIE!
Guitar or Drums: GUITAR!!!
Adidas or Nike: BOTH
Chinese or Mexican: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: corn flakes
Name one random thing about myself:I is bilangual

Wow, that took for-fucking-EVER!

AAACK! I just dry heaved!

Ignore the top statement.

Yea, just do it.

Um, I think we should move onto favorites...

Before i kill someone.

Thats right. I'm a motherfuckin, ass kickin axe murderer. Believe it.

Don't? SLowly turn around.

Ha gotchya.

So...Favorites? Anyone?

To damn bad. Look at em.

Bands:

Every Avenue

Escape the Fate

Falling in Reverse

Woe, Is Me

Linkin Park

You Me At Six

Yellowcard

He is We

Papa Roach

Secondhand Serenade

Three Days Grace

Cute Is What We Aim For

All Time Low

Breaking Benjamin

Skillet

Black Veil Brides

Breathe Carolina

Skrillex

Attack, Attack!

Brokencyde

Blood On the Dancefloor

A Day to Remember

The Devil Wears Prada

Panic! At the Disco

The Used

Mayday Parade

And others of that genre...

Books/Series:

Mortal Instruments

Morganville vampires

Infernal Devices

Vampire Academy

House of Night

Hush Hush Saga/Trilogy?

Shiver Trilogy

The Hunger Games

Beautiful Creatures

Sooo thats pretty much it :)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Zach Goode, Jace Wayland[or what ever his last name is., Fang, W W Hale V, Shane Collins...)

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•(´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. When followed by curious employees, explain that your tampon has leaked.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Watch the confusion erupt :D

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. Use your best creeper voice for better results.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Let the chaos ensue.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( AHAHAHA! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look. Creepy, I know.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" See the terror. Feel the pain as a fist connects with your face in surprise.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" (My fav!)

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" While gasping and clutching your chest.

When living is something Money can buy, the Rich shall live and The poor shall Die. Post this on your profile if its true.

God. All bold are me. These are such stereotypes lol :)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.(confession, we do…but my parents don’t work there)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK alot, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I am apparently a good drawer but I think I’m okay)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (my mom was though)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ew, no!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big-ish BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST not have fun.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (blech, only shop there if I actually like the clothes. I don’t care if it says holliser or w.e., it had to be pretty if I buy it. Not because of where it’s from and brand name)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I rarely ever do…I did it like what, once the past three years? Only if you piss me off enough to do that, which is hard. So if you want me to tell you off, piss me off badly)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (If I’m right, and defend myself, how is that bad?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so i must be rich and snooty. (I actually will be)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Drew it once or twice)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (HAHA! You wish!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (isn’t almost everyone here a writer? How are we emo? You read books don’t you? So someone has to write them!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (my dad was born in London, and he had an accent)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (some are nice and I talk to but others….aren’t. Let’s leave it at that)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Watched it when I was younger and have a younger bro who blast them on the TV…)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (We are forced to read at my school for a period and it’s not so bad, stories are interesting. and who is here that DOESNT read?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (that’s my beta-ness right there)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (haha, the other one said smart and weak. I'm pretty strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (neutral about that…so no bold)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Beta-ing and, hey, you want people to do good right?)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (just a LITTLE bit of a perfectionist)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

List twelve characters from your fav Hunger Games in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Clary

2. Will

3. Nora

4. Tessa

5. Jem

6. Jace

7. Isabelle

8. Alec

9. Patch

10. Magnus

11. Simon

12. Valentine

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Um yes, and It was the most awkward moment of my life...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Lol, I'm sure she is, but I don't swing like that ;)

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Oh dear God. I don't think it's POSSIBLE!!!

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yes...many...Yummm!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

No, Tessa belongs with Will and Jace belongs with Clary. Period.

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Neither. For one thing, Magnus would enjoy that way too much, another...well Jem and Patch pairing should be illegal. 'Nuff said.

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

Uh, she'd probably be shocked her mind. I'd be shocked out of my mind...

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

He's so Mysterious. So Colorful. So Gay. And he's my best friend...

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Not in real books but yeah, once or twice in FanFic. Which proves people are insane...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

He's hurt so many. She's been hurt by so many. He;s the one who caused her pain, so why is she attracted to it?

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Naaah :)

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Lost and Found

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Oh god, I don't even know. Remain by Tyrone Wells

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: INTENSE ANGST AND MATURE CONTENT WITH MAJOR CLACE AND BADASS VALENTINE!!!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

A few weeks ago...I think...

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Clary and Isabelle are in a happy relationship (AWKWARD!!!) until Patch runs off with Isabelle (which is NOT believable considering he's smitten with a certain someone). Clary, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Simon (UGH this again?) and a brief, unhappy affair with Valentine (which is so wrong!!!!), then follows the wise advice of Jem (Believable) and finds true love with Nora. (LEZBO)

18) What title would you give this fic?

Insanity. 'Nuff said :)

LOL don't you just love profiles?!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Till Divorce Do Us Part by kiwichick11 reviews
Clary's a sceptic of love: she's a lawyer who specialises in divorce and has seen her fair share of bad relationships. The day she meets Jace Lightwood is the day that she begins to question everything she believes about men and love. OOC. AU. Clace, Simabelle, Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,442 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Modern Cinderella by EbayHasEverything reviews
Clary hates dances, Especially ones like the masquerade ball at school. She changes her mine when Jace Wayland- the most popular boy in school- accidentaly kisses her. Without knowing who she is, he tries his hardest to find the girl he kissed that night.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
How to Woo by HOLLOWpoint headers reviews
It's 7th year and James is FINALLY going to convince his beloved redhead to date him. With the help of his trustworthy Marauders and "The Impossibly Long List for Getting Lily Evans to Date James Potter" of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,631 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Don't Do Love by vickyxo.xo reviews
"I don't do love." Thats what Jace Wayland says to everyone. But questions it when he meets the quiet red head named Clary. She has a secret but she doesn't trust easily. They were both just really messed up, and possibly, maybe help fix each other?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
If things had been different by CookieMonsterWillRuleTheWorld reviews
What would have happened if All the stuff with Valentine had happened before Clary and Jace were born? If Valentine was actually killed. If they had grown up in completely different circumstances? Better than summary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Beginning again by flynner91 reviews
Being forced by her crazy father to yet again move & start again, Clary finds herself dealing with friend problems & the incredibly hot but mysterious Jace...what happens when her dad finds her again..sorry sucky summary but the story's good honest :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
Breaking Point by Magicinmyheart reviews
Jace's past is riddled with misfortune, and after being tossed from foster home to foster home, he's grown to love no one but himself. Clary wants to help, but when Jace is so unwilling to let anyone in it's not the easiest thing to accomplish.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Snow Angel by inee reviews
Clary finds a boy lying in the snow. He doesn't remember anything but his name, Jace. Surprised by how much she cares about Jace without ever having met him, Clary helps him figure out who he is and how he ended up freezing and alone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,644 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Worth It by ImagineAsian101 reviews
Fighting is worth it when making up is the best part! ;D Clary & Jace fluff. Post CoG. -One shot-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
It's Stuck! by KissingFire reviews
Simon overhears something he isn't supposed to hear...M for dirty talk.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Simon L. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

New In Town reviews
Clary Fray is new in town, back from her Grandparents to live once more with her Mother and Brother. She has a troubled past with and abusive father, but can a gorgeous blonde help her get back to where she was? Better than it seems! R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,141 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Hurt reviews
When Jace kills his girlfriend's murderer, he is forced to become a monster himself. Lifeless, his family seeks the help of a therapist to help keep him on track. Why is this therapist so intriguing? AH/ Slight OOC.Summaries suck! R&R Better than it seems
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Lifelong reviews
Clary and Jace were best of friends, from little kids. Then Jace moved away. Now that he's back, what's going to happen? Lots. Better than summary, i can guarantee. AH, slightly OOC. Please read and review! ROMANCE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Besties in Love reviews
When Jace goes away for the summer and comes back, Clary can't control her asiring feelings for him. But she's changed too, for the better, which makes Jace having fluttery feelings for her as well! How will it end? R&R PLZ! Better than it seems!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.