Sparrowfiend
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Joined 03-27-04, id: 561664
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.
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'ello, mate! I'm...Taya!! Actually, that's just one of my character names. Hi, I'm Stevie, you may know me a Legofodopip.

I've made this account for a friend and I, because we write Pirates of the Caribbean stuff, and yeah. Plus, I wanted a better name than the other one. *grins cheesily*

Basically, I'm obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean. I've seen the movie 66 times plus the deleted scenes, backstage(As I call them), bloopers...I've seen those nearly as many times as the movie. So, now, I bring the best scene out of the whole movie to you in my bio. By the way, I own the characters you haven't heard of. Feel loved.

Jack: Parsley...par--partner, partner, Howdy Pardner, Howdy parder, howdy parder...

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack: That's the one! Parley. PARLEY!

Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man that thought up of 'Parley'.

Jack: That would be the French. Latin-based, of course. Inventors of Mayonaisse.

Pintel: I like Mayonaisse.

Jack: Shame about the French. Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes really. Think about it.

Pintel: Dunno.

Jack: Terrific singers, the french. Eunichs. All of them.

Random pirate: Tha's no righ'.

Pintel: I once dated a Eunich.

Jack: I'll get me coat.

Once again, sorry, I'm obsessed with that scene. Enjoy whatever poems, and fics I have up here.

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PotC: The White Cole by Wastin Mytime reviews
This be a tale for all ye Jack Sparrow lubbers. There be action, adventure, and some romance too. Watch out fer adult material. Ye be warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,948 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Tainted by UKnowSynMakesUWannaScream reviews
A love triangle between Elizabeth, Jack, and Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,629 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
The Mishappen Tales of Two Inept Pirates by Alteng reviews
A story about Pintel and Ragetti, just in case you didn't think that they escaped. I have plans for many chapters of this story, so please R&R, and I'll return the favor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
Caribbean Idiots Inc by Annelie reviews
What writer's block does to already refined idiocy...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
A Walk in the Woods by Wastin Mytime reviews
Not enough material to summarize thus far. If it doesn't suck, I'd really appreciate a beta who knows a lot about Tolkien's world because I sure don't (I've been inspired by the movies, and there's no seperate category for them on here).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2004
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Poetic Pirates reviews
A poem about Pirates. Kinda funny. Review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/1/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Lost Information reviews
Taya and Jack meet in Tortuga, however, they do ANYTHING but hit it off. After years of having no one, Taya's turned cold, and untrusting. To get herself out of Tortuga, she has to turn to Jack for help, and join his crew.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004