Squidbones
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Joined 10-25-04, id: 693805
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Shrek, Matrix, and X-Files.
Hey everybody
I'm only here to make fun of Fan Fiction, so if I flamed you in a review, Go ahead and blast the living crap monkeys out of me. Go ahead take you best shot. I dare you. What are you Chicken? I dee-double dog dare you. Any how, if you expectme to tell you my deepthoughts, look somewere else. Like in your own brain.Now for quotes.

"The New AOL
Optimized to...
Lock out Intruders
Connect to what's Important
Get there Faster
3 Months of AOL Membership Included"-Some AOL CD I found on the Street

"What does not kill me, only makes me not dead" Fredrick Nezchecie (Go ahead laugh at my spelling)

In conclusion, eye contact outside of marrage must be avoided up to point of death.Wait! Wrong webpage. Any way, END COMMUNICATION.

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REVENGE OF THE XFILES GEEK WHO HAS TO MUCH TIME reviews
Mulder and Scully meet fall in love and have children. But when one is Abducted this Summary will have nothing to do with the story. But read it anyway.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005
Zion: The Dance PARTAY reviews
What would it be like if THE MATRIX was a dance movie? It's like that dance show DANCE 360, except worse, somehow. Any way, I'd like to give all my Homies back in Zion a Old School Shout-Out: All MC's keep it real, Word.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004
Shawp reviews
I wrote this in the hopes of imprerssing Jodie Foster. Perhaps more drastic measures are in order. Just joking, but it's still gonna impress you.
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/30/2004
Harry Potter and Back to the Hedgehog reviews
It's a Harry Potter, Back to the Future, and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover. Don't ask why. It's cool. Please send me your inquires to my strangeness.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2004
Harry Potter and the Fungus Growing on my Lawn reviews
I'm sure you all have been waiting for the sequal to Harry Potter and the Thing I Just Wrote. Well your prayers are answered. Please Review. It's weird. Very weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2004
Harry Potter and the Thing That I Just Wrote reviews
What happens to Harry during his Sixth Year at Hogwarts? Do I care? Will he fall in love? Do I care? Or will He die? Do I care? Where are my car keys? Do I Have a Car? All Will be answered. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2004