Jellyman Squirt
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Joined 03-20-04, id: 557764
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello. I am Squirt,and I'm taking over this here joint.

I like:

Empire Magazine

Films (especially The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Back to the Future trilogy, the Star Wars Original trilogy and The Matrix)

Bryan Singer

My beloved Alto and TenorSaxophones (and jazz, swing and blues in general)

Metal, Rock, Grunge, Punk and Rock 'n' Roll (Chuck Berry, Nirvana, Slipknot and Greenday in particular)

My favourite story is They've Got Mail. It's excellent. Go read it. Now. Why are you not reading it?

Oh yeah, Anakin McFly's site is always worth a visit.

Zai jian, Ciao, Au revoir and Hasta la Vista, baby.

~Statistics show that people with the most birthdays live the longest~

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Thin Lines by SvgeChick reviews
It has been ten years since he left Hogwarts. Draco now lives in hiding with his five year old son in the Muggle world. When someone he thought was long gone comes back into his life, Draco must face his past and protect his family. Ch 14 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Deadly Deception by Delylah reviews
He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,962 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Love and Other Growing Pains by timetowaste reviews
Being a teenager is complicated. Being a teenager who is completely in lust with your sister's worst enemy is even worse. It's a hard life being Narcissa Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
The Thrifty Courtship by Charlotte Heywood reviews
A tale in verse that explores a 'romance' between two characters that usually don't get much press: Miss Ward and Mr. Norris. Mansfield Park. Reviews much appreciated.
Mansfield Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Starting Over by BSGaddict reviews
For the Adama family, the end of the world offers the chance for a fresh start. This is an AU story set in seasons 1 and 2, in which Zak Adama is still alive. KZ and KL.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 170,124 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Lord of the Rings Poetry by Llinos reviews
A collection of my LotR Poetry. The latest are a poem about whether to go for Romance in Poetry or go with cheap laughs! And Pippin pleading with Merry in Houses of Healing and Merry to Pippin in Cormallen, a bawdy hobbit ballad, a verse of elven longing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
They've Got Mail by Anakin McFly reviews
NOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,680 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Letters by Jaina Kenobi reviews
A series of Letters that pass through Pemberley have a variety of effects.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006
In The House of the Quick and the Hungry by Laura S'mora reviews
The finer aspects of Ginny Weasley's life, all entwined, in their own way, within the story of how she wound up with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,402 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Twin Compasses by A Darker Shade of Bright reviews
Marianne and Brandon grow closer together through poetry, absence, and heartache.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
The Boy Next Door by jjonahjameson reviews
movieverse MJ's new role gets Peter into very hot water.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,772 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005
Conversation with Lady Catherine by Jaina Kenobi reviews
The conversation which taught Mr. Darcy to hope, as he'd scarcely ever allowed himself to hope before.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
The Moanings Of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Two by The morrigan three reviews
I'm back for another year. Hopefully Potter may have got run over by a bus during the summer. A diary full of complaints from your favourite teacher. Severus Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Missing by Treenahasthaal reviews
Luke is lost while escaping after a failed mission and his friends must continue on without him.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,448 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Madness, Utter Madness by girliedragon reviews
OMG Hermione is like soo hott now! What will happen when she meets Draco who is also hott? (Satire, sort of.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Make Me Nervous by Pixeleen reviews
Marty is seriously worried about his son's social life.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone by Sharap'n reviews
HPPS parody. Harry is speaking random countries at random intervals, Dudley is one of the village people, Petunia only knows six words, Snape is tripping out, and Neville is annoyingly repetetive... for the last time, we HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR TOAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
SpiderMan 2 the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Spoilers. You have been officially warned.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Complete
Trapped by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Snape, Potter, Weasely, Granger, Longbottom and Malfoy... all trapped in the dungeon. As tempers wear thin and bellies begin to rumble, questions begin to arise - who *really* likes who? who wants to eat who? and more importantly - will they get out alive? 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/7/2003 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S.
Habitual Bastards by Rayne-Jelly reviews
Harry and Draco have a chat, they cover all the important topics, answer a few of my questions, and in the end, nothing's changed. It's a talkfest, but it's amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Her, You Fool! by JamieBell reviews
One-Shot What makes you want to reveal your feelings to the one you love? Bravery? Courage? Wrong! Fairies! Rainy afternoon... Silly, shy boy... HG fluff! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vendetta by Lilly900 reviews
When Hermione Granger, Gryffindor girl nr. 1, and Pansy Parkinson, Queen of Slytherin, plot together, only one man can be the reason...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Goodbye by Tarado reviews
AU ending for RotJ. Vader and Palpatine are still alive & and Luke is being held prisoner onCoruscant. Han and Leia try to go on, believing him to be dead and Mara still wants to kill him. Finished at last.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,930 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 1/12/2002
Worms and Waggling Beards by JuicyJuice reviews
Your typical HPLotR crossover with waggling beards thrown in. Read it anyway. And then review. Gracias.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Worst Case Scenario by Aurelia Calliope reviews
AU of P&P. After Mr. Collins' proposal Lizzy finds herself in the worst possible situation. Contains broken ankles, mud, and Mr. Darcy. R&R please!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
My Favorite Things, a FanFilk by Delylah reviews
HP Fan Filk to the tune of My Favorte Things New Verses added 112403 Snape, Myrtle, Lucius, Ginny, Peter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Green Eyes and Spam? by Penguin reviews
... in which Harry-I-am persists in pestering a grumpy grouch named Draco to try green eyes. And the body they come with. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love, Me by Jules7 reviews
Ron shares a very special letter with his grandson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The New Team reviews
Harry is walking onto the pitch for the first game of the season, and takes a look around at the team. Then, when they set off, the cheering crowd have a surprise for them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P.