Gorpelz
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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902018, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hello. I am a vampire, okay maybe not but I wish I was!

My name is Gorpelz and I love:

Anime, Vampires, Horror movies, chocolate, Soul Eater, Naruto, Death Note, Durarara!!, Baccano!, the Harry Potter books and movies, Kuroshitsuji, Glee, music, art, all my consoles, my iPod(can't live without it), Taekwondo, Kung-Fu, my family, my friends and my cute little beagle, Igor.

I hate:

Light(I often do everything I can to avoid it. Hence, my pale skin and my friends' constant urge to tell people I'm a vampire.), people who call me emo, people who destroy the environment(oh yeah, I'm a tree-hugger.), racism, people who pick on smaller people, political campaign(Empty promises, ma men.), pollution, puppy-kickers(Who doesn't?).

Random nothings:

1. Meh fave color is RED.

2. Coheed and Cambria is the awesomest band known to man.

3. My real name is... McGoogles. o.O

4. I'm a girl.

5. I play guitar.

6. J-Rock is awesome.


Awesome quotes from awesome people:

"Hey losers, he's not here."
~Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

Lord Voldemort: "You show spirit and bravery, and you come of noble stock. You will make a very valuable Death Eater. We need your kind, Neville Longbottom."
Neville Longbottom: "I'll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore's Army!"
~Voldemort and Neville (Harry Potter)

"One day, you will all work for me."
~Kurt Hummel (Glee)

"Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy."
~Kurt Hummel (Glee)

"You need to call me before you dress yourself...you look like a technicolor zebra"
~Kurt Hummel (Glee)

"Parting is such sweet sorrow."
~William Shakespeare (Writer)

"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
~Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)

“You guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts. You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. It's called the music. And I don't even care. You know what? So what. I don't want to hang out with a bunch of wannabe corporate sellouts. I'm gonna form my own band. And we are gonna start a revolution. Okay? And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass.”
~Dewey (School Of Rock)

(While choking Bart for laughing at him) "I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!”
~Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

"Its Called ... therapy."
~Anonymous

"Behold, Sephiroth! You must assist me in agitating the noodles!"
~Anonymous

"So, let me get this straight. The man with the gun tells you to sit down and you take that to mean 'jump around the room like demented grasshoppers'?"
~From Battle Royale By Koushun Takami

(To Naruto) "Please stop staring at me. Or I'll have to hit you."
~Sai (Naruto)

Rachel: "...because we're gonna give the students what they want."
Kurt : "Blood?"
~ Rachel and Kurt (Glee)

(To Yashamaru) "What does pain feel like?"
~Gaara (Naruto)

"Perhaps the companionship of an evil person is preferable to loneliness."
~Gaara (Naruto)

"You have your fans, I have mine. One day, your fans will work for my fans."~Alex Dunphy (Modern Family)


Now for some random crap:

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band: NeverShoutNever!

Are you female or male: Shesgotstyle

Describe yourself: Lovesick

How do some people feel about you: Simple Enough

How do you feel about yourself: Losing It

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: This S*t Getz Old

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Myfriendjane (He's my friend, who kinda sorta likes me but is to scared to say it.)

Describe where you want to be: On The Brightside

Describe what you want to be: Happy

Describe how you live: I Just Laugh

Describe how you love: I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know

Share a few words of wisdom: Smelyalata

THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS

People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

If you believe this as well, copy and paste this to your profile.

“Is the world coming to an end?”

“No.” Kisame answered, confused.

“Did the leader send a urgent message?”

“No.”

“Did Orochimaru miraculously kill over and everyone is dancing on his rotting corpse?”

“No, but that would be-”

“Then leave me the fuck alone.”

The meaning of Gaara

Gaara is a fictional character in the Naruto manga and anime series.The name "Gaara" is made up of three Kanji,
"Ga" (meaning I or me), "A" (more commonly "Ai" meaning love), and "Ra" (used here to mean a demon).
Added together, they can mean "I only love myself. I'm a demon."

I am...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


And now a word from our sponsors.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.t;/p

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Put this on your profile! :D

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Something to think - and laugh - about

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
4E by Piisa reviews
Gaara's going at his new high school...and guess who he finds there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Time is My Enemy by GuardCourfBare reviews
Rodrick didn't care about anyone but himself until an unexpected accident changes the course of his family forever. Brotherly moments. Not Slash
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Greg H., Rodrick H.
College Of Yaoi by Yaoi-Freak-07 reviews
A renowned prestigious college soon suffers the wrath of hormonal testosterone, curiosity and willful instigation. Naruto's only wish is to fly through the year with his good friends and Sasuke wants to only academically improve himself. Two polar opposites forced to coincide could never end well...could it? Includes many pairings. See inside for full summary. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,215 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For Want of a Nail by ink.quills reviews
Dave just wanted to start over. Was that too much to ask?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,608 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Drake Stone, Dave S. - Complete
Music In The Attic by sweetthings8 reviews
Sakura Haruno, a Sophomore in High school, is dealing with the stress all alone after the separation of her parents. Trapped in a house with her abusive father, Sakura has only one thing to keep her alive. Her music. BEING REWRITTEN Gaara x Sakura gaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
A Modest Proposal by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlikely Friendship by xX-July Evans-Xx reviews
She was a freak, he was popular. Nobody expected them to be friends, but yet, they were. A series of one-shots spanning on the friendship of July Evans and Rodrick Heffley.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Rodrick H.
At 11 PM by GuardCourfBare reviews
You can learn a lot of things about someone at 11 PM. Such as they are being bullied... ONESHOT NOT MEANT TO BE READ WITH TIME IS MY ENEMY!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Greg H., Rodrick H. - Complete
Brothers by Starfan1245 reviews
When Rodrick's previous girlfriend breaks up with him, Greg sets out to comfort him. Something different I'm trying, please give it a chance! T for a bad word cuz im cautious like that
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Greg H., Rodrick H. - Complete
Near's Guide to High school by Matthew Regent reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
Eyeliner by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Just a short fic about Rodrick and his precious eyeliner. :D
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rodrick H. - Complete
Bladed by Hiza Montmorency reviews
"You know," Neville said absently as the long blade etched a deep line down Draco's heaving chest, "I've always been good with blades…" Neville shows his darker side... a much darker side. Seventh year, could be DM/NL if you've got your slash goggles on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
He's Ruining You by StarDuchess reviews
Draco and Neville have an argument in the hallway during 7th year. What truth will it bring up? WARNING: mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
All Alone by LoZfanchick reviews
naruto and sasuke are 6 and in ninja school, they have a project and fluff is ensured, sasunaru!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game of Mafia by EternallyDrowning reviews
Sakura is the niece of a Mafia boss. In order to protect her, her uncle -the boss- hires a bodyguard for her. Gaara. He's stoic, calm, and lethal, and Sakura wants nothing to do with him. Now she'll use every method in the book to ditch him. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Icha Icha High School by Night Reign reviews
Sasuke has just entered a new high school, but when he finds out he has to have a new roommate, things can be troublesome, but that shouldn't be a problem, except its a girl. First lemon story. Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Yakuza Love by Night Reign reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is an average senior high school student, or at least thats how it seems. Yet in reality, he and his brother Itachi work for the Yakuza. But what happens when Sasuke meets Hinata Hyuuga, a nice girl, but the child of an FBI agent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Oh My Maid by Hiromi Not To Shabby reviews
Naruto and Itachi are having fun watching Sasuke parading around the house in a maids outfit. Lemon. Yaoi. Threesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tangled by Hope4love92 reviews
“Maybe that will teach those boys a lesson.” Warning: Graphic yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything somehow leads back to Saint Potter by Vinyaya reviews
“So that’s what I was doing all sixth year. Trying to do in Dumbledore.” Draco explains his side of things to Neville. Pairing: Harry/Draco. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
I Got U by poppyfields13 reviews
Neville Longbottom knows exactly how to make Draco Malfoy fall in love with him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Nurse Kurt by Isabel Hudson reviews
Written for LJ glee kink meme : Kurt/Finn. Finn cuts his finger and Kurt sucks on it to stop the bleeding. Finn ends up getting really into it. Bonus if Kurt notices and just keeps pretending to be innocent and not notice. Sexy time ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by BrandNewOrange reviews
Kisame takes his co-worker out drinking one evening and learns a few things. Slight hints of KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Scrabble by Dreamers Deranged reviews
How it was that Mello, Near, Light Yagami, Misa Amane and himself ended up in the same room playing a game of Scrabble, Matt had no clue. What he did know, was that he was currently in the lead, and it pissed off Mello completely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Different Torture by 1goneforever1 reviews
What was going through Wammy's House when Beyond left? What exactly did Beyond do? Your about to find out... Gift for Author of Scifi. :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - BB, L - Complete
One Hundred Things by Komu reviews
100 short things of Kurt and Finn. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Lemon Series by Crystal Moon2 reviews
A series of one-shot lemons, there are various couples. These stories are both light and dark, they are not for the faint of heart. If you cannot handle dark themes then this is not for you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Gloves by Ichireiro reviews
A Draco/Neville one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
I Honestly Love You by IchigoPudding reviews
Set after Ballads; Finn could not deal with this. Could not deal with these feelings. Kurt/Finn slash themes
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Trick or Kiss? by Phoenix Flower Ravens reviews
Okay, the Naruto gang are at a Halloween Party at the Hyuuga Mansion. They play alil classic Halloween party game! Spin the bottle! Just a one-shot fluff for Halloween!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Face in the Clouds by Roving Otter reviews
Shikamaru has always avoided getting involved in other people’s problems. Then he meets an abused runaway named Gaara, and an unlikely friendship is born. AU, shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,326 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Demonology 101 by ConstantSnow reviews
Gaara is a college student, studying demonology and ancient cultures, While reading a book that was used to summon demons nearly 500 years ago, his friends say that they should read from it. Gaara thinks it's not a good idea... But they do it anyways. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Prince of Parties by BrandNewOrange reviews
Ditched by their friends at a house party, they find company with each other. Deidara finds a young first year to be the prince of parties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Deidara, Suigetsu H. - Complete
What just happened? by Soldier K-3 reviews
This is the story of Kakashi and more specifically, how his perversion can get the best of him. KakaHina Rated M for Language and Adult themes. Possible lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Rematch by IAmAngelCat reviews
The teens are at the beach, boys playing soccer as girls watch faithfully. Then something happens, thanks to Ino, that Sasuke has to play one on one with Sakura. What happens next as the ball goes flying? AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bondage by thenarutofanguy reviews
Sakura wakes up in chains, and a mysterious man from her past is getting his revenge using the only way he knows. Bondage! Warning: contains bondage, rape, coarse language and intense amounts of lime. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
By the Stroke of Midnight by EternallyDrowning reviews
Many years ago a girl was murdered on campus. Now she haunts the school clock tower. Gaara, the school loner, visits her every night, and their relationship soon escalates, but is it for better, or for worse? ONESHOT First attempt at LEMON GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Christmas Cookies by Baby Cougar reviews
Shibi takes Shino's love life into his own hands, and spikes the cookies Shino was baking. Things get a little raunchy after that. ShinoxHinataxKiba Threesome Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Chibified! by Ookami93 reviews
Wait a second......is that a mini Sasuke! and..... a mini Itachi! WTH? Hinata and Kakashi are stuck, they have to look after them.... Main Pairing KakaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
I dare u 2 f me by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
A game of truth and dare with your crush and some friends. A plan to get your crush. What will happen? Not good in summary! R&R please! This is yaoi! If u don't like then don't read. Thank you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Candy Canes and Older Brothers by CassandraChristine reviews
If you would have just given me the candy cane like I had asked for nicely, this would have never had happened, now would've it?" "Dammit, Itachi!" Smut, ItaSasu, Posted for my bestie, Ta-chan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Vanilla Spice by kellegirl reviews
Sora thought Roxas and Axel were vanilla, they proved him wrong. Transferred from my other account. Bondage, anal, mild BDSM, traumatized Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Trade by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
They couldn't both survive, not like this. Some BartLisa fluff sorta , character death
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Fateful Days by yaoilovergirl reviews
Shika and Neji have to go on a mission. For that mission Neji has to cross-dress, Shika has to pretend and just on the side they have to find and eliminate a murderer and rapist. BEWARE - Gore and Rape ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasuke's One on one Lemon by deannerocks123 reviews
Lemon Explict/ Mature.. Masturbation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick or Treat by Moonpath-wolf reviews
KakaIru...smut...yaoi...enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Curious by Miss Astrid Johnston reviews
Light's curious if L's ticklish... and finds out. LxLight yaoi fluff, no lemon or lime. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Desperation by Imaru Mi Amore reviews
Itachi is truly desperate for Sasuke and when he finds him in a :ahem:...awkward.... position, he just can't refuse! Uchihacest Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Neji! by Nejilovesyaoi reviews
People throw Neji a surprise birthday party, Neji gets drunk and Kakashi makes his move. KakashixNeji. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Neji H. - Complete
When Everyone Caves In by aboutright reviews
Hinata, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Jiraya, Shino and Kakashi all go on a mission to pick up a secret ninja scroll. On the way there they sleep in a cave. One night that changes them all. And what will they do the morning afterwards? M for lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
A Puzzle in the Chaos by vampgirl8 reviews
Upon Sasuke's return, Temari and Kankuro host a party in Suna. With truth or dare, seven minutes in heaven, and two crazy inners, what sort of chaos shall ensue? And what romance? Will two oblivious people FINALLY get together? GaaraXSakura LONG ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Never Gonna Get Us by ViraNight reviews
They're not gonna get us. I will not let them have us. We'll be together once and for all. We're going to run and nothing can stop us. Run, run, run they're not gonna get us. SasuGaa songfic. Yaoi. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Child of Illusion by EnoughToTemptMe reviews
Addams Family. Post-Family Values. Wednesday decides that she and Joel ought to tell Joel's parents about some recent events. And maybe even some future ones... Sequel to To Love With The Spirit. WxJ Part 2 of ongoing series.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Wednesday A., Joel G. - Complete
Rustic Servitude by ExposedDesires reviews
Christmas draws near and Itachi takes Sasuke out so that he may pick out his present at a place Itachi knows Sasuke will find something he likes. SasuNaru,Abuse,Angst,AU,BDSM,Bond,Ds,Humil,Language,S&M,Slavery,Tort,Violence,WIP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Love With The Spirit by EnoughToTemptMe reviews
Addams Family. Post-Family Values. Wednesday said that she'd pity any man who adored, worshipped, or was devoted to her. But even in the strangest ways pity can bind people together. WxJ Part 1 of ongoing series.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Wednesday A., Joel G. - Complete
U and I by Anglerfish reviews
You must be Jamaican, Light-kun, because Jamaican me crazy." LxLight fluff. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Scary Movie Night by vividlyvibrant reviews
Because Uchiha's never get scared. And because Team Hebi has regular movie nights together when they aren't out being ninjas. -SuiSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dwellers by Mindfreak Iero reviews
Frerard/My Chemical Romance/Two-shot. Frank wants to have some fun.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2008
Chibified by koneko101 reviews
Orochimaru has turned Sakura into a chibi, and now Sasuke has to take care of her while Tsunade finds a cure for the poison, and if they don't get it soon she will be a chibi forever! Plus, Orochimaru has a reason besides getting Sasuke for turning her in
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Torture Illusion by XxKitsunexX reviews
When Kabuto found you off the side of the road in a ditch, he took you back to the hideout. What started out as painless quickly became torture, how will Hitomi ever survive...Or not. Angst and blood. Non-graphic rape. I must know what you think of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Double A by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Karin U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven by xX-Shadow-Fox-Xx reviews
Naruto has thrown a party and it seems as though a game has started. Oh look, you get to go first. Seven Minutes In Heaven you say? Well, who will you get? 2nd Person POV rate: T/M Aimed for female audience Edited Chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
The road to evil by Trevor the Enchanter reviews
How did Bart turn into Springfield's ultimate enemy? This gives you an insight as to his struggles, both inside and out. Prequel to "simpsons: the ultimate enemy" I might continue this, I might not. Depends on how many reviews I get.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Master's Pet by Awesome Anonymous reviews
See what happens when you don't follow the rules? ::NejiHina:: ::Mature, hence Explicitness::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Wallflowers by ChildishPervert reviews
There are always those wallflowers at parties: ever wondered what they might be up to, just standing there? You would never guess.. SasukeXOCXNeji, Rated M for lemon, Third P.O.V.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Laced Aqua by Cindre reviews
Kakashi calls the genin in for a training mission. There's something strange about it, though. KakaSasu, rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrestling Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Frozen Heart, Burning Soul by PureTemptationOfDesires reviews
Alright my pasts not the best, I'm going into High School, and I'm living with about seventeen people. PastFutureHell . Yaoi, BoyXBoy, Incest, Language, and Lemons. NaruGaar, SasuIta, LeeSaku, KakaIru, TemaShika, InoChoj, HinaNej, and eventually KibaShi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Sakura's Highschool Experience by saskesakura reviews
Sakura is attending her first year at leaf highschool. Sakura's Objective:No more cat fights with bitchy Temari, don't get raped by Itachi, pass Jiriya's sex class, lose virginity to Sasuke. chap 8 dedicated to xXMomoSamaXx. Chap 10 is not a rape scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Spin the Bottle by Momosportif reviews
Even as Jonin the rookie nine and peers know how to have fun! And a game of spin the bottle might give two enemies from the attack on Konoha a chance to make amends. Insinuated SasuSaku, NejiTen, KibaTem, and ShikaIno. All peeps belong to Kishimoto. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Say No To Drugs by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Drugs are bad. Sasuke is a drug. Sasuke is bad?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coed College by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura is going to start college, but when she arrives there it's...COED!Pairings inside. Rated for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,760 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bart Simpson's Doppelganger by Quick-n-Popular reviews
An Alteration of the episode Bart Gets hit by a car Bart Simpson is no more. What will the family do? What will Lisa do, after she's discovered a new kid wo acts and behaves exactly like Bart? Please R and R.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2007
It's Odd by ChildishPervert reviews
GaaraXOC, Lemon Warning, Gaara finds a girl training on his favourite spot and plans on killing her, but after seeing she's not afraid Gaara gets interested in the girl. Full Summary Inside..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Three Tongues Tripple The Pleasure by ChildishPervert reviews
DeidaraXOC, Oneshot, Lemon warning.. A new member has been added to the Akatsuki a female one. Deidara first doesn't like her, but soon his mind changes after he finds out why the female and his comrade Itachi had sexual actions when they were younger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Whipped Cream by poprika reviews
Drabble. Kakashi and Sasuke are at a coffee shop. Sasuke doesn't want whipped cream on his hot chocolate. Kakashi is shocked. Very slight KakaSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 252 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Shut Up by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream Lover by Cleone reviews
So maybe it was a bad idea to get drunk off his butt and ask Naruto to marry him...SasuNaru. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway Bride! by Aquatic Aries reviews
Xiaoyu is forced to marry Hwoarang. But what happens when the true one you love comes and gives you a little prewedding gift? Very Lemon, XJ.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Some Simps Inuyasha fan fic that makes no sense by Yellowierd0 reviews
Simpsons go to a magical place Inuyasha land. Homer gets hungry, Bart makes fun of Inuyasha, Lisa befriends Kagome and Shippo and... Naraku comes along! i.e. problems and blood, hopefully yay!
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Colour of Your Blood by silvercage reviews
[On hold] When Sakura is given as a sacrifice to the vampire Gaara, she expected to be killed, not toyed with. Before long she finds herself caught up in a plot to rid the world of the vampires, and their human pets...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Wrestling by Midnyte Wolf reviews
Team 7 find Kakashi and Iruka in an undeniable position. Too bad Naruto's clueless... YAOI! Kakashi x Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Maybe you should wear less black by KinSong reviews
AU Oneshot! SakuGaara smut, with a hint of SasuNaru and a hilarious dose of SakuNaru FRIENDSHIP . What happens when Sakura and Naruto meet up for friday night drinks at the city's hottest club? Gaara in leather, thats what!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Rubber Duckies and Bubbles: An Innocent Memory by Cleone reviews
Sometimes, you find a story so moving, so inspirational, that you want to change yourself for the better after reading it. This is not one of those stories. Itachi and Sasuke take a bath together. FLUFF. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Bart Psychopathic Simpson by Jason Y. Insane reviews
The most disturbing story in the Simpsons section ever! Read it if your over 18!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005
WTF? Sasuke's Chibified! by Shodaime Ramenkage reviews
During a mission, Sasuke gets hit by an unknown jutsu and turns into a 3 year old! Romance blooms when the rookie 12 and 3 OCs are split into a group of 1 boy and 1 girl to baby sit Sasuke. Too many pairings to count!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,975 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Old Enough by therealesther reviews
KakaSaku have you noticed how Kakashi bends down a lot when speaking to his team? Sakura's POV, 2nd person...second part up! i never thought it'd happen...wow...i don't own naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Wrong Way by Nuwanda reviews
Freddy’s after school job no longer pays for his drugs. When he resorts to other methods of earning the cash, he begins to lose all control of his life as he follows a downward spiral of sex, money and substance abuse. Is there anyone who can save him
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2004
Sex Ed by Noniechan reviews
[COMPLETE] Kakashi uses unorthidox methods when it comes to teaching. Yaoi. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Frinky Friday by Dead Composer reviews
Professor Frink offers Bart and Lisa a million dollars if they switch bodies for a month.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
You're Not Right by gelfling reviews
Yaoi, Yondaime x Kakashi, sexual & adult situations and language. Kakashi’s shell-shock after Obito died, and his attachment to the Yondaime as a result. Not sappy or waffy, a bit gritty and slightly dark; mostly psychological. All 2nd POV, flow style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2004
Worth While by Villageidiot54 reviews
My little view of Bart Simpson. Has mention of drug abuse, alcohol abuse, and suicide. Please review...just please don't flame! You can use your opinion just don't overuse it!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2002
Lisa's Secret by TaraAniston reviews
~~~***Second Chapter is Up***~~~
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001
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Rogue reviews
Kuroi is desperate to save her otouto. She will take any chance to see him, even if it means betraying the village. She then receives an invitation from Deidara to join Akatsuki. He tempts her with chances to see Sasuke. Will she accept? DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
High school sucks, Well, most of it does reviews
Sakura is enrolled into an all guys boarding school. Sucks for her because now she has to deal with hormone crazed guys, perverted teachers and a cranky roommate, well at least he's not perverted. Hehe..right? Rated M for language, violence,and lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Merry Christmas, Koi reviews
Sakura and Gaara go to Ino's party. Oh joy. Oneshot. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Symmetry reviews
Shukaku and Inner Sakura. Two inner demons awakened at the same time... again. What are Gaara and Sakura to do as the two demons invade their minds? Going crazy at the same time... Perfect symmetry. Rated T for now...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.