![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hey fellow fan-fictioners My name is Jess but on here, I'm Mrswhitlockwannabe! (Team Jasper all the way!!) I'm 15 years old and I'm from the UK, I love writing and I hope you all love reading my stories!! Oh btw my best friend is an author on here so pretty pretty please with bubble gum cherries on top read her work – her name is DayDreamer2639 and she is awesome! Laters Jess AKA Mrswhitlockwannabe xxx I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, readingforever13, MrsWhitlockWannabe List 10 characters from your favourite book randomly: 1) Jasper 2) Alice 3) Angela 4) Esme 5) Carlisle 6) Seth 7) Jacob 8) Emmett 9) Rosalie 10) Bella Would you think 4/6 would make a good pairing? Umm Esme and Seth….. no just no. runs and hides under table What would you think would happen if 5 walked in on a "private" moment between 6/7? -Um if Jessica walked in on a private moment between Carlisle and Mike, I personally think that she would be scarred for life and run away screaming... Write the translation: 9/7 go hunting and are attacked by 6/2. 3/8 are painting 5's car pink and purple, 5 comes home and rips 8's head off while 3 runs off laughing. 2/4 fall in love and 7 walks in on a personal moment, 4 punches 7 in the face and 7/4 have a slapping fight. 2 sneaks away and runs off to 1/9, who are annoying the crap out of each other by flicking each others ears. 10 comes in and says "You brought a Barbie doll yay!" and runs away with 8. 5/2 fall in love. Carlisle and Alice fall in love? I’m sure Jasper and Esme would object 7 loves 8 but secretly wants to get together with 3. Jacob love Emmett but secretly wants to get it together with Angela? That. Is. Just. Plain. Wrong. Would you ever read a 2/3 pairing story? Angela and Alice pairing? Um no why would I? Have you ever read a story with 2/5 before? No I have NEVER read a Carlisle/Alice fanfic before. Do they even exist?? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you... -That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory. -Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. -Love me or hate me personally I could care less -Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me -You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then. -I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz "If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" ~ Anonymous 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Stuff That Makes You Think · What disease did cured ham have? · Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half? · Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass? · What color hair do bald men put on their driver's license? · How do you throw away a garbage can? · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"? · Why do we shut up, but quiet down? · How did the "Keep off the Grass" sign get there in the first place? Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU. Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! Congratulations! You’ve reached the end. If you read everything, get a cookie from my cookie jar. But if you didn’t read everything yet you stole a cookie… I’ll hunt you down. And demand a refund. And then proceed to kick your butt. So don’t bother stealing… I’m watching you… and so is my evil pet monkey Mojo |
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