CaptainMargaret
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My name is Jolene, and I live in England, up near Scotland. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and am about 5' 11". I love reading and writing, and am a huge fan of The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and anything related to: The Arthur legends, Monty Python, Shakespeare, Jane Austen and history. My favorite actors are: Sean Connery, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, Domonic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Keira Knightly, Liv Tyler, Hugh Grant, Harrison Ford, Colin Firth and everyone else from LOTR.

My favorite movie quote (from Sense and Sensibility with Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant and Kate Winslet)Soem backup-Margaret is under a table with an atlas, her sister Elinor is trying to get her to come out, Edward comes up and helps.

Edward-Do you happen to have such a thing as a reliable atlas?

Elinor-I believe so, yes.

Edward-Excellent. I wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister says it is in South America.

Elinor-Oh! No, no indeed. She is quite wrong, for I believe it is in-in- Belguim!

Edward-Belgium? Surely not. You must've been thinking of the Volga.

Margaret(still under the table)-THE VOLGA?!?!

Elinor-Of course. The Volga, which, as you know, starts in..

Edward-Vladiviostock, and ends in..

Elinor-St. Alban's.

Edward-Indeed. Where the coffee beans come from...

Maragret comes out from under the table, and has a very Hermione Granger look.

Margaret-The source of Nile is in Abyssinia.

Edward-Is it? Good heavens.

An Infinite Improbability by walkingcensure reviews
[COMPLETE] I had figured out a long time ago that I was a lost case. I was doomed to fall for one Lily Evans, who hated me with every inch of her being. A healthy relationship between us was simply just--and I say this miserably--an infinite improbability
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Passing On The Torch reviews
Ginny's daughter goes to Hogwarts and uncovers secrets. When Hogwarts is in danger, who's to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004