Sauron wants to be the fairest of them all. But the palantir says a certain elf holds that position already. What will Sauron do?! *gasp* Major Mary-Sue annhilation later on :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002