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Hello everyone!! I'm currently really obsessed with yuri on ice and x men ships : • victuri/victuuri (I'm not sure how it's spelled to be honest) • cherik • johnlock

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As White as Blood by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 256,988 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Habits by dannaskouhai reviews
AU: Deidara just landed the coveted job of Co-CEO at the worldly known company, Iwa Stratos. Sasori is a hipster computer programmer at a famous Information Technology company, HelioTech. What happens when these two unlikely souls end up owning a penthouse together? And they say old habits die hard; SasoDei; Smut in later chapters; Rated M for sexual themes, coarse language, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,275 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
exactly none of the usual spiteful joy by suitablyskippy reviews
Karin's teeth didn't used to be this sharp. Her body didn't used to be this watery. This probably isn't going to be resolved by the power of friendship, because there's absolutely no friendship involved. [Gen, humour, bodyswap fic; complete.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Sasuke U., Juugo, Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Of Mothers, DNA Tests and Salty Fangirls by Levi Ackerman reviews
Thea aftermath of Naruto manga 707 erupted in ship wars and character hate. Karin is pissed. Sakura is sympathetic. Suigetsu is screwed. Naruto demands panel-time for his wife. Sasuke is sick of his relationship with his lovely wife being tainted. And Kishimoto? Kishimoto is trolling everyone. [Parody, SasuSaku, NaruHina, SuiKa, anti-SasuKarin; rated M for language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Lingering fingers One-Shot by Luluannabell reviews
Jugo thinks Suigetsu and Karin should be more honest with their feelings. T for language only, to be safe / I heard you thought you weren't going to see a SuiKarin fic today? HAH! also Juugo/Jugo who cares right
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Karin U., Suigetsu H.] Juugo - Complete
SasoDei - Ocean Blues by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sequel to Underneath Thunderstorms. Sasori is still struggling to come to terms with his new ocean-lifestyle, but with a merman like Deidara by his side, he knows that he can come to terms with what he has become. However, his struggles are still far from over, and his new life takes a turn for the worst when he is captured. After all, you can make a lot of money off of a merman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Alpha and Omega by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
The world is divided. There are rich and poor. The strong and the weak. There are those born to lead, and those made to follow. Neither will accept the other and are forbidden to mix. So what will happen when a blonde Omega and red-haired Alpha are forced to work together? Success…or anarchy? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,996 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
An Artfully Fleeting Eternity by dannaskouhai reviews
17 year old Deidara Shimizu has entered the University lifestyle. What happens when he meets his roommate, a certain redhead with unrealistic art views and the Akat Suki Sigma Fraternity just happens to recruit them both? Find out! Slight AU; SasoDei;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Complete
Want You Gone - Sasodei by Pany-chaan reviews
Imagine Sasori and Deidara in two worlds. Two different lives. One as a happily engaged couple in the modern world, living in a cozy apartment filled with love and art. And the other where they sadly work together in an evil ninja organization to destroy the world. Now, imagine if one person from each universe would suddenly switch places... How would love mix with hate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Deidara, Sasori]
even sharks fail to eat their siblings sometimes by suitablyskippy reviews
There are worse things to bring along on a mission than a single overambitious genin. Probably. [Gen, Hidden Mist backstory; one-shot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Kisame H., Suigetsu H., Mangetsu H. - Complete
Chipped Bonus Scenes by Rosawyn reviews
"Bonus" (M-rated) scenes for my Cherick multi-chapter, "Chipped."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] - Complete
Chipped by Rosawyn reviews
Magneto's fledgling Brotherhood find Charles Xavier in a mutations research lab as an apparently willing subject for an experimental suppression device.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto] Cyclops, Hank/Beast - Complete
Reminiscence by Happii Haden reviews
"His name is Deidara Kurusu. Back in the 1960s, I met this boy at a drivein," Akasuna explained. "He was the exact opposite of me. Caring, spontaneous, loud, bratty, and happy. Despite all of that, I still loved him..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar Rush by Aurora Marija reviews
Deidara and Sasori find themselves alive and well after the edo tensei. Exhausted and drained, they make their way to a nearby village to get some coffee and food but...Sasori isn't exactly used to a human body after so many years as a puppet. Deidara learns the horrors of a real sugar rush, and all he can say is Tobi's were nothing compared to this. Rated T for language Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
The Miles From Where You Are by monoxide girl reviews
She watches his back as he goes and knows he won't be back but she swears he will not ruin her. [Deidara x Kurotsuchi][one-shot][complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
SasoDei One Gold Doubloon by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,375 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Masters of the Universe by NezumiPi reviews
Modern-day AU...it's not clear whether or not powers exist, but if they do, they aren't obvious. Erik Lensherr is a disturbed twelve-year-old who hears Charles Xavier as a voice in his head. Expect an out-of-control Tony Stark and a sinister plot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,867 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles X./Professor X - Complete
SasoDei: First Kiss by Happii Haden reviews
Sasori and Deidara are dating. Yet they haven't shared their first kiss. Sasori is planning for the big event. What happens when their friends get in the way?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Future of Religion and Music by Gothic Dancer reviews
One last story for Hidan and Tayuya. Their future together. Thank you for reading and waiting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
Worthwhile by Infamousplot reviews
"Mangetsu... How much longer are we gonna have to live like this?" 'Protect Suigetsu' was the last thing Mangetsu could remember his mother telling him, but how did he tell his little brother that "The rest of our lives" might not last past tomorrow?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Mangetsu H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Off the Beaten Path by ItachiSilverwolf reviews
Someone asked me to go back and do a bit of Deidara and Kurotsuchi, something like what I did for Itachi and Hana in Blood Encounter. So here it goes, Toshiro's parents' relationship as promised for Chanvre Vert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
X-men Supreme: Mutant Revolution by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 1 of X-men Supreme. Professor Charles Xavier and his X-men fight to protect a world that hates and fears them. Join them as they grow their ranks and face new threats from their old foe Magneto, who is looking to begin a full mutant revolution.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,533 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
SasoDei The Blonde and the Bandit by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,140 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cheap Liquor is your Friend by TheGhostisReal reviews
You never know how varying states of inebriation can change how you see someone until you try. Punishment for EchoDancer, for the crime of being awesome. Also, wanted to write something light. Enjoy, and tell me if you do?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Warren W. III/Archangel - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,899 - Follows: 5,013 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Not dead yet by Merm-Aight reviews
Everyone knows the scene in shippuuden; Sasori's alleged death scene, but was it really his death...? DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eternity to the fleeting one by Merm-Aight reviews
The biggest happiness Sasori would ever have, was lying in bed with his lover. Not even bad memories could ever erase that feeling. DeiSaso, yaoi. A plotless, very fluffy oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Criminally Insane by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Set in modern times. Sasori and Deidara as C.S.I.'s. A number of murders have been committed by a criminal duo and it's up to the C.S.I. team to figure out who they are, why they're doing it, and how to stop them. SasoDei, mystery couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasophile by Merm-Aight reviews
Due to the lack of communication, Iwa was a village with old beliefs. As a kid, Deidara had been taught what to hate. Now, all grown up, that hate remains, and it makes his day harder than it has to be. Now, Sasori wants to help him forget. SasoDei fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Office Daze by Jessy-Fran reviews
Hidan's day just kept getting worse... Pairings: HidanXTayuya and a small amount of SasoDei. A One-Shot... Probably. Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya - Complete
Forgotten Children by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's lover is suddenly killed and he is being blamed. A red headed detective comes to save him though and prove he is innocent. But is he really all that innocent? Full summery inside. SasoriXDei NarutoXGaara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To be a Mist Swordsman by VolzotanSmeik reviews
A young Suigetsu meets Kisame for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Kisame H., Suigetsu H.
Last Love Song by AngelWhoIsNotASerialKiller reviews
Sasori relieves to you his tragic love story in what he believes to be our little planet's last love song...[SasoDei] [inspired by Saikano] oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 252 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birds by animedragongirl reviews
Deidara thinks about birds and remembers the past. Oneshot, some angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Deidara - Complete