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Joined 03-17-04, id: 556084
Author has written 2 stories for Fruits Basket, and Harry Potter.
Name: Aletha Drift Momo Tuuli George(don't ask) Alexander
Birthdate: January 31, 1064 B.C.
Age: 3070, or something like that; but let's just call it 15, k?
Appearence: Redish-Brown hair that comes just below the shoulders; usually can be found wearing blue jeans w/ a relient K shirt (lion-o of course)
eyes: Dark Green that could rivial even the most perfect Emerald
Wepons consist of: two fans w/razor egde, sword, sabre, hidden daggers, and lance.
Current Place of Residence: Somewhere in the United States...umm, where is it again? I know that it's somewhere on the East Coast...thinks about it Well, wherever it is, I also live near Olympus in greece

hope you like my fics. I already have a lot of chapters i could type/post. like 10 more. I'm just waitin for reviews to make sure people are reading it. Sadly, I doubt I'll continue because since HS started I have less time to write and less creativity to come up with new stuff. I'm really sorry guys. I can't even put up the chapters I had because, frankly, they sucked after re-reading them. However! I might put up more for my Harry Potter fic, just because I really liked it. Might not end..but I mightput it up.

check out some of the fics by Kyo-grli91 and MoonGoddessSerenity.

Fave Music
Jason Mraz
Lost Prophets
Linkin Park
SugarCult
Evenecence
Yellowcard
Simple Plan
The Black Eyed Peas
Flogging Molly
Dashboard Confessional
FeFe Dobson

Ella Rouge
RELIENT K!

Quotes

"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."-Anon

"I'm really quite easy to get along with once you learn to worship me."-Anon

"I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally."-Anon

"United we stand, disassembled we fall."-Yami Chimps bio

"Imagine this.Bumpity bumpity bumpity bumpity bumpity SPLAT!"-Nightcrawler from X-men

I see a door coming. I try to open it. If the door won't open, I dive through the window.-Yugiohlovers bio

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronouce."-Anon

"Normal people make good pets."-Anon

To do is to be.-Descartes
To be is to do.-Voltaire
Do be do be do!-Frank Sinatra

When in troble, when in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout!-Anon

I like getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.-G.K. Chesterton

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.-W.C. Fields

"Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the hell with sugar and spice." -Unknown

"Last night I was staring at the stars and I wondered...Where the heck is my ceiling?"-From waterfall2014's bio

"Hmmmmm... Let's see...'Your future plans will succeed.' YES! FINALLY! World Domination! - Me and a fortune cookie

"All things are magical until someone pokes them with a stick."-Don't ask.

Failure is not an option;
It comes standard with your Apple product.-KeenSpace, Superlance

"Greeeaaattt... Another person to add to my ever-growing "List of People I Need to Avenge..."-Ummmmm... I don't know the person, but it's from Skyfall, another great website to see!

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."- Eric Porterfield.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full... I say, are you going to drink that? -Lisa Claymen

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.- Marty Feldman

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.- Voltaire

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards. - Mark Twain

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

Evil squirrels are plotting my demise as we speak.- Hot Topic Bumpersticker

" We only confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."- Duc de la Rochefoucauld

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.-Anon.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.-Anon.

My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!-Anon.

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.-Anon.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.-Anon.

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.-Anon.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.-Anon.

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.-Anon.

If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.-Anon.

Know what I'm thinking? No? Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?-Anon.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.-Anon.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.-Anon.

So Many Pedestrians- So Little Time.-Bumpersticker

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.-Another Bumpersticker

"Life is pain highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."-Westly from the princess bride

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"- Harry Potter talking to Dudley Dursley (think about it)

"I swear, every time you open your damn mouth it pisses me off!"-Kyo

"You know what I think? I think that maybe I'm the only real one here and you're all fake.Like you guys are all just a test for life to see where i'll go, heaven or hell."
"Ya well maybe we're all real and you're the fake one here."- Dominique Paquette talking to Shannon, Anne marie, Claire, and me at my birthday party talking about life & Claires reply(might not be exact words, but it still makes sence).

"She might look scary, creepy, and dangerous but once you get to know her she's really nice."- my fic RINGS

"Ya know, kid... with hair... got the dad what we used to know... That guy we always... showered with or something. Whassisname. That guy... always wore a shirt..."
"Yah, Snapey's a whore..." Remus mumbled, then his chin dropped onto his chest and he began to snore. Sirius cast a bleary eye on the town below. Except, there were three towns. "Damn Muggle wizard-proof contrabulations," he grumbled. "Can't find... right house..." He landed the bike (miraculously) in front of #4 Privet Drive. He poked Remus. "Oi, Dumbledore, wake up!"
Remus opened one eye. "How was the bachelor party?" he asked sleepily.
"Your mum was the entertainment."
"Really? I thought it was you in drag."
"Nah, it was Snape."
"Was he any good?"
"Bloody terrible!" Sirius shouted, and lights began coming on inside #4.
"Oi! Postman!" Remus shouted, catching sight of Uncle Vernon. "Gimme my porno comics from Japan!"
Sirius cackled. "Learn from them, don't you?" he asked Remus.
"I'm damn good at what I do!" Remus yelled.
"Heyyyyyyyyy! It's Hairy Potter!" Sirius said brightly, trying to wave but losing his balance and falling into Aunt Petunia's flowerbed. "The cool kid! Killed an ice-cream man, I hear!"
"Cool, mate," Remus drooled; he wasn't looking at Harry, in fact, he was looking up at the moon. "Hey, I can see... the Moon Kingdom from here... I can look in Princess Selenity's windows..."
"I want to see!" Sirius howled. "Where is it?"
"Up your arse. Like Snapey."
"No, he's up your arse, remember?"
Sirius managed to stand up, crushing more flowers as he did. He pulled Remus to his feet. "Heyy, Hairy, let's... crash..." he said.
"Do you mean fly?" Harry asked him.
"Yahhh, that too!" Sirius chuckled
"Umm, where are we going?" Harry asked quickly, cutting off his godfather in mid-sentance. (Frankly, he didn't want to hear what Sirius had been going to say.)
"Um - the house, duh!" Sirius sniggered. "Where else?"
"No, I mean, where is the house?" Harry asked.
"Suuuuuuuperman ville, duuude!" Sirius and Remus yelled.
(A/N : What they mean is, they live in Kent. Get it? Clark Kent... Superman? crickets chirping ... Ok, I'll shut up now.)
"Yahh, shut up, annoying chick!" Sirius shouted up at the sky.
"Damn author, can't leave us alone!" Remus added, shaking his fist.
Harry now found himself wondering how much Sirius and Prof - er, ok, Remus - had been drinking. It must have taken a lot to get them talking to invisible people in the sky. But still - anything was better than the Dursleys. He hoped.- lines from The Rescue by Dragon Mistress. you can find a link in my favorites list.

“What? Giant fiends! Oh, poopie! How in the world are we going to...hey, a penny!”-The Highly Confidential Journal of Paine by Jetbunny

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The Other Half by MoonGoddessSerenity reviews
Everyone knows about Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived. Not everyone is aware of his twin sister, though: the Girl Who was Hidden. What happened to her? With the onset of Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, everything is about to change. It gets better, really
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,850 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Charmed Senshi by Alcandre reviews
CharmedSailor Moon Crossover. The Charmed ones are needed in Tokyo, Japan. For what, they don't know. But they do know one thing that these aren't regular demons.
Crossover - Charmed & Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,063 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
Stanton by The Obsidian Angel reviews
The story of how Stanton and Serena came to be using the storyline of Aladdin. Im such a baby... lol. Song parodies and overall chaos O.o READY NOW! Read and Review!
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Exchange Student by MoonGoddessSerenity reviews
Dreams and reality: how close they are depends on the mind. "I just want...I just wanted someone to love, and be loved by..." Maybe this Soma will get their wish...? Characters comming from Trigun, SM, LOTR, IY, YYH, and other random shows.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,685 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Kyo S. - Complete
Bittersweet Revenge by Cherry10 reviews
Voldemort attacked and killed five of the senshi. Only Mina, Rei and Hotaru survive. Now they are put in Hogwarts for protection and they want some serious REVENGE! Destiny didn't care what they wanted, because it had a different plan in mind...
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,508 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Broken by ElvenPrincessSapphire reviews
Sapphire runs away with a plan for fame, but what she dosen't expect is that she ends up somewhere in Middle Earth with the fellowship and an extreamly annoying elf. And to make things worse she's forgetting the plot!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Legolas
Too much pizza and candy by Lellida reviews
Things turn crazy on halloween. A groups of teens winds up on... Mount Olympus? COMPLETE!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Complete
All You Wanted by MoonGoddessSerenity reviews
For the past seven years, Seto Kaiba has been returning to Omega Beach at the beginning of July, but has no idea why. This year...he'll remember. Kaiba/OC, Marik/OC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - S. Kaiba
LOTR:WTF? by poisonreign reviews
A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. Mucho Stupido. Chapter 7 up! R&R!people. please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
The Rings by readbooks172 reviews
bows down in shame before her many angry reviewers I have an excuse! I really do! I...just haven't thought of it yet! Cringes Would nursing school count as a good excuse? Anyway. Chapter seventeen is up! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,033 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 11/12/2003
Buffy Summers and the Swirling Wormhole of Doom by ChocoTaco reviews
In fulfillment of an ancient AU prophecy, Buffy and the rest of the Scoobies are sucked into a wormhole and forced to live in alternate universes. Just randomness and hilarity, plus musicals! [DISCONTINUED]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
The Re Enactments by Changed to avoid recognition reviews
One-Shot. Rated PG for some language. Have you ever pitied the characters of a poorly written story? Ever read an outright crappy work? Ever wish that there was someone to bluntly tell these authors "You're an idiot? Wish granted.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
The AntiMary Sue and Rabid Fangirl League by the oro-ing elf reviews
What happens when you send 3 psyhcotic girls with weapons into Middle Earth with a "mission" to rid it from fangirls? Lots and Lots of Insanity, thats what! It's better than it sounds. Reviwers get a fangirl flambeing kit! Much Mary Sue Bashing! PG to be
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004
POTC: The curse of that darn ring by schofield-pitt reviews
My version of what would happen if the Caribbean was crossed with Middle Earth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
The Fellowship of the BlingBling by Rider of Reality
Caution! Not to be read by those who are free of a sense of humor, or by those who are not gassy! For demented and easily-humored eyes, only! ;-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,765 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004
The Onigiri's Secret by crazy 4 valleyman reviews
When Tohru is hiding her real past and an unbelievable gift… and Kyo also is blessed by the Great one with a different gift… what can they do together... what will they discover? About themselves? About each other?... ON HOLD!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
Torn by Kyou's babe reviews
Why couldn't things just stay the same? Did she really have to decide? Were they really going to make her choose? Who will Tohru end up with? Pairings KYOuxTohru YukixTohru. this is set near graduation. FINISHED! Please rr! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,383 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Book of Morgan Le Fey by LavenderBrown reviews
A sixth-year adventure told from Ron's perspective. RonHermione; HarrySusan. The Trio must stop Voldemort from wiping out Muggles. THIS IS A RE-WRITE. Rated R for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 219,971 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Obsessive Fans by R.J. Moony reviews
OMG I UPDATED! Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Draco are transported from the book to reality...RON: Drakey-poo?...DRACO: ::bites Hermione's hand::...HERMIONE: Because the author thinks you're a stupid, slimy git...HARRY: Um...I don't have any funny lines...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
Snappy dressing dude gets hit on the head by trinity4 reviews
Boromir gets hit on the head and starts acting a little...odd
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
The Rescue by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius & Remus go to save Harry from the Dursleys. There's only one problem - Siri and Remmie are drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Legolas' secret shame no.4# by trinity4 reviews
Yep, number four, when will the insanity end eh?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Legolas
Elf boy and the attack of the Poison Ivy by trinity4 reviews
Sequel to Elf boy gets a cold, elf boy gets into a bit of trouble with some poison ivy and its Dr. Aragorn and his scary home remedies to the resuce again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Elf Boy gets a Cold by trinity4 reviews
Despite what Legolas may tell you Elves can catch colds. Which leads to much exasperation for the rest for fellowship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
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Warewolf Among Them reviews
The Hogwarts students feel safe in their school, but could a warewolf be lurking amoung them? Are the two new students stranger than people think? COULD SOMETHING GO HORRIBLY WRONG? sorry that's the sugar talking
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004
Rings reviews
Tohru's old friend comes back to Japan and ends up living with her. How will they deal with her secret, or better question, how will she deal with theirs? (i suck at summaries, but they will get better) chap. 4's been modified
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004