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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902123, Profile Updated: 11-11-10

I have no writing skill. Not even joking, so the only time you'll hear from 'moi' is if I am reviewing.
Not a lot to say about me, you can tell what I like by what I read, I am up for suggestions on what to read, I always enjoy reading anything well written.

Age: not telling ;)

Gender: female.

Fav Fanfiction: Harry Potter, Twilight (not so much anymore, but ya never knows), NCIS, Criminal Minds, and any other book, show, or movie that I know all the characters well enough to keep up with a fanfic and enjoy it. I prefer slash, but not always... any well written fic will bring me joy. I just don't go out of my way to find a boy/girl one like I do for a boy/boy one. :D

Maybe no one will ever read this, however, if you do and can help me please do.

- I am looking for a story, it's one of the dom/sub potion ones. Harry is the dom and Severus is the sub. (duh!) Only Sev freaks out when he finds Harry is his dom, and crys. I know Sev is the blushing virgin. I don't think it was finished.

-Looking for another story, I didn't read it one this site but I know people travel around the web. Harry is trying to get Seamus and sends him an owl, but it doesn't go to Seamus but to Severus. They owl mail each other back and forth for a bit and then they meet in the gardens. Severus becomes really upset, leaves and Harry chases after him and they get to together. This one was finished I think.

If you can help it would be great,
DWmagic.

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Wanna Bet? by Emmelie Cullen reviews
Emmett:Looks a Greek god would be jealous of and Rosalie:art freak nerd outcast both meet in a bet by his friends. "If you can change that girl to legendary social status you win" They told him. He thought it would be easy, until he found out it was HER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 170,419 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
A Brave New World by Cithara reviews
When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins as he embarks upon a marriage that is, for all intents and purposes, only for show, whilst he trains in a new magic that he soon discovers an affinity for. HP/SS EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 288,500 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Severus S., Harry P.] [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Secrets and Lies by SexySiri reviews
Summary: In his sixth year Harry Potter discovers the truth about Albus Dumbledore, he also discovers that instead of being Harry Potter he is Harry Malfoy Snape. WARNINGS: mentions of rape, Swearing, Slash, depression, self harm, smoking, drugs, Mpreg, Pure angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 102,421 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Lucius M.
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,939 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Cocker by Profound Yaoi reviews
Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,100 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
By the Dark of The Moon by lycan-cub reviews
The sequel to Imminente Luna. You should read that first before this one. Spelling is still on the loose and Elliot is not very happy about this. He risks his life and career to protect what is his. Please R&R. CHAPTER 12 UP! E/G Slash.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2010 - E. Stabler, G. Huang
Wakened Autumn by FinalLifeline reviews
[SETH/JACOB] One year after the events of Breaking Dawn, Seth Clearwater is forced to face the truth of his affections: he has imprinted on his Alpha, Jacob Black. Seth somehow keeps it secret, but fears what will happen if he can't. Meanwhile, the Volturi kidnap a young Seattle vampire, sparking the revelation of a century old plot that threatens to end the Cullens for good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,063 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jacob, Seth
The Bachelor by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Harry has been having the worst trouble with dating, everyone he has gone out with has only been interested in the fact that he's the hero of the Wizarding World. Fred and George decide to help him out when they come up with a show called the Bachelor. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P.
Beautiful Hurts by MyGildedCage reviews
It hurts to be thin, it hurts to pretend, and it hurts to smile with loose teeth. Triggering: Eating disorder, abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving Severus Snape by hijo del muerto reviews
Hogwarts needs maintenance over the summer, everyone must leave. Snape goes home to an abusive father only to be saved by Harry. As he recovers they grow closer. Good Voldie/Death Eaters Bad Dumbles/Ron MAJOR SLASH HP!Top SS!Bottom other minor pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,637 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Don't Mind If I Get Weak In The Knees by dangerouslywrong reviews
Sequel to I'm So Much More Then Meets The Eye. This will fast forward about two months and it will take place a few weeks before graduation. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,358 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor 2 by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor, this time there is a new evil... or is it the same? NO SLASH, Yes spanks of kids and teenagers. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 169,059 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Only Mine by ghostwar reviews
Snape is about to get married, so why is Harry bothered by this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Can't Be Young Again, But You Can Be Imature by Ike-Broflovski-Fangirl reviews
this is about jamie kelly when she is and adult and how everything changes. I love the books and I've wondered what it would be like if they were adults. ENJOY!
Dear Dumb Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009
Spur of the Moment by TheGoldenTeam reviews
The war rages on as Harry Potter enters his sixth year. Forced to work with Severus Snape to end the war, what happens when feelings change? How can anyone focus on feelings when a war threatens the wizarding world? Will the war end or the world? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 267,119 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
No Longer a Freak by liketoreadandwrite reviews
Sequel to The Boy Named Freak. Not being finished. If someone would like to finish it, then let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
I'm in love with Harry Potter? by AmuPotterKuranNarutoCullen reviews
Snape is deaged to a 16 year old and when Slytherin is deemed to DANGEROUS he gets stuck with the 'Golden Trio". WHat happens when he finds out about Harry's love for him and will he find "The Chosen One" like everyone else or will he find "Harry"? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
the secret swan by ELF-yes i am short reviews
this is set after NM but Edward doesn't come back, Bella gets a job at N.C.I.S, this is set after Kate died, despite her promise to Edward Bella gets a job that could kill her. will edward be there to save her one more time....
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tony D., Bella
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Sacrifices Betrayals Love and Foolishness by TheSiner reviews
Harry and Snape are forced to marry and it doesn’t really work out that well. Harry is depressed, Snape is stubborn, and everyone else is selfish. HP/SS, slash, mpreg, A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seduce Him by MoonLitRaynE reviews
What happens when Harry likes Snape and then finds out that Snape likes him back? He seduces him of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,266 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Like a Virgin by Waybackintheday reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
My SemiAquatic Girlfriend by HelgaGP reviews
A mission goes wrong and Perry the Platypus finds himself no longer a platypus and no longer a him. To get back to his original self, Perry has to spend a week with his nemesis. DoofenshmirtzXPerry. It's slash, but not slash! Chapter 5 is up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
The Love Algorithm by EvenBiggerBang reviews
After he has come to a disturbing conclusion, Sheldon goes to apartment 4B to ask Penny for help..The result is The Love Algorithm which Sheldon wants to effectuate to win Leonard's heart..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Whatever Works by Concupiscence66 reviews
A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Special Agent: Isabella Gibbs by AbbyVolturi reviews
CHARLIE WASN’T BELLA’S FATHER. HE WAS HER UNCLE. HER FATHER IS A NCIS ANGENT. EDWARDS LEAVES AND BELLA DECIDES TO GO BACK TO HER FATHER AND WORK WITH HIM. NCIS AND TWILIGHT CROSSOVER.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Misunderstandings by BlendedMinds reviews
Complications arise when Zack and Cody realize their true feelings for one another. When the world seems to be against them, Will the twins be able to over come several obsticles so they can stay together? Warning-Twincest!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,269 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Have I Told You Lately by sissy43148 reviews
This is a sequal to I Love You Always Forever. Sid and Diego are happily mated and the heard is going strong when a wolf shows a very strong liking to Sid and changes things around. Sid/Diego, Crash/OC, Eddie/OC
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sid, Diego - Complete
Intermediate Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS! With his imprint finally accepted by the one he imprinted on, Jacob Black is looking forward to getting to know his once rival and progressing their still fragile relationship. Basic Imprinting sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,053 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Fighting Forbidden Feelings - Snarry by KSQ reviews
SLASH - A teacher loving a person when that student in particular is the famous Harry Potter who is prepared to do anything to get the man he loves to desire him as much as he wants him to: forceful kisses and caresses? Love runs deep.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Midnight Glow by FireRainPrince reviews
CHAPTER 5 IS UP! finally a few Jacob is a 16 year old boy living a perfect life in the sun and beach. Until the day his mother dies and he is sent back to Forks. What secrets are held in his past. JaEdward slash. R&R i suck at summarys, just read it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Jacob
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Newest Member Of The Cullen Family by X-Lily-Evans-X reviews
When a six year old Bella's parents die in a car accident she isn't sure where she will go. But then she meets a friendly doctor and his family. She builds a close bond with them and eventually they adopt her. This is about Bella growing up as a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella
Wonder Dummied by TheQuiet reviews
In a campground loo on a stormy summer night, Professor Snape comes face to face with a snivelling Harry Potter, reeling from his friends' rejection of his sexuality. Will this encounter change the Potions Master's view of the Golden Boy? Pre-Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Brother Spencer by Kalnaman reviews
Spencer calls Morgan for help. Morgan notice that Spencer's behavior has changed drastically. What is wrong with him? Warnings: Major infantilism, very OOC and spanking of adults, don't like? Then please don't read it. By BabyRie and Kalnaman.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,392 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
if i never see your face again by An Improbable Fiction reviews
When her parents die, six year old bella is adopted by the cullens. But when things become unsafe, they leave. But what will happen when they meet again, 11 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Days Grace by Temperance reviews
SLASH! When Jacob and Edward finally meet up without Bella around Jacob realizes he might feel differently for Edward than he thought, and that Edward may too. Jacob/Edward *Read this story or gnomes will steal your underpants!* COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,264 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by Winger-Hawk reviews
After the Final Battle, Snape awakes from a coma to a world in which Voldemort is gone, defeated by Harry Potter. Deciding he has nothing more to live for, he tries to end his life, but things don't quite work out the way he planned. Deaging, H/G, Mild CP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 403,887 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wolf and the Serpent by Zeara.g reviews
Marauders era. AD/SS slash in later chapters. Severus is miserable and is in danger of joining the wrong crowd. Albus wants to help Severus so he disguises himself as a teenager with polyjuice. Cus we all know he's young at heart. Read and Rewiew plz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,735 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Communication Realizations by kotaxvampire reviews
Jasper is Deaf and has always been deaf his sister Rosalie supermodel is the only one who can communicate with him, until he meets a green eyed waiter at a local diner and when he can sign back to him he realizes he's actually not as alone as he thought!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Bound by mia-dcwut-09 reviews
After one night with Jacob, Edward leaves not knowing how life was going to change for both he and Jacob. So what happens when Edward returns.Will Jacob take him back with open arms? Warning: slash/yaoi,boyxboy action. Semi-Lemon MPREG JBxEC. Update 6/4/12 ON HIATUS! HOPE TO REGAIN MUSES FOR THIS SOMEDAY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Truth or Dare High School Friends by TWILIGHT LOVERR OFICIALL reviews
Bella, Edward and the rest of the cullens are attending to Forks high school. One day, the students stay locked in school because of a snow storm and they start playing truth or dare. Very embarassing. Bella is still human, but is engaged to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Justice by HDDarkensaw reviews
"The way I see it," said Ferb after a moment, "you have three options. Let me go, arrest me, or kill me. Either way, you and I will never see eachother again." FxPxBaljeet - Temp Hiatus, going through re-write
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ferb, Phineas
Imprinting On A Vampire by Henry The HAP reviews
Jacob has Imprinted on Edward. One problem? They're Werewolf and Vampire, meaning that they are enemies and Jacob doesn't dare tell him. Another problem? Vampires are hunting in town, and the Werewolves think it's the Cullens. Slash Edward/Jacob No Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Family is Everything by moondancer7825 reviews
Harry is starting his life with Severus and Lucius. The arrival of his godson changes things causing him to flee the country. 12 years later, he returns with a few surprises in tow. SLASH HP/SS/LM, HP/OC, HP/SS. MPREG AU/OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,997 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by hylian-dragoness reviews
What if Bella never came to Forks right away? What if Jacob saw the Cullens and imprinted on one of them right after turning into a wolf? Oh, it's bad enough imprinting on a vampire, but did it have to be a male AND a mind reader? SLASH Mpreg Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jacob, Edward
change is good by LlamaHorcrux reviews
Bella was always the overweight loser. but they all loved her anyway. when she comes back after moving to phoenix for two years. shes extremely different, skinny, gorgeous, and bitchy? does a new body equal a new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,192 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not As Easy As Love by fangirlforboys reviews
What if Blaine had heard Kurt tell Mr Schue that he loved him? FIRST CHAPTER IS A PREVIEW! if you like it and want to see me, then review! Angst! Rape Nothing too graphic, only T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Every Day is a Struggle by Music596 reviews
When Severus buys a certain boy, everything in his life goes haywire. AU and SSxHP Warnings: Slash and smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,538 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Bella's Prank by edwardlover13 reviews
Bella finally pranked Emmett. EMMETT! What was it? And how will Emmett react. Rated M just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett
What An Unfortunate Turn Of Events by MoreOrLessEmpty reviews
What happens when Severus Snape is accidentally turned into a teenager due to a mishap with a potion he was making? What about when he's forced to take residence with the Gryffindors, including that "showoff" Harry Potter? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Presence by theslyknave reviews
Harry has always loved the roof, ever since he'd apparated in a fit of accidental magic. Now that he's on the Hogwarts roof, he finds someone there that he can love as well. SS/HP slash. Two-shot, plus an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Attitude Adjustment by Severus Addicted reviews
Albus asks Severus to go watch over Harry at the Dursley house for the rest of summer. When he is there secrets are revealed. Snape adopts Harry eventually. Warning: CP, abuse, language, self harming, OOC, AU, Harry has a HUGE attitude problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,922 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kit by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry didn't mean to become an animal, and he certainly didn't mean to get attached to Snape but he did and he had. He had no idea how he'd come by his furry problem and he didn't know how to get rid of it, or if he even wanted to... Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,832 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bieber Cuts Are Totally Hot by hannahpaige reviews
Noah Puckerman was straight. And he and Sam were mates. That must be why he wanted to stick his tongue down the other boys throat, right? Puck/Sam.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Puck
An Impossible Struggle by Social Twist reviews
Remus is back teaching, and Severus's eating habits cause the werewolf a bit of worry. Will his developing feelings for the potions master help or make it worst? SLASH Anorexia warning. SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Eduardo and Me by captainofyourship reviews
My best friend is gay. He is so gay I have invented a new category of homosexuality for him - gayER. He and I have the same taste in men. So what happens when we both meet the guy of our dreams? Bella, Edward and Jacob - OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Am I Mental? by Henny1991 reviews
Bella has a gift, but when she tells her parents they commit her to a mental institution. What is Bella's gift and who is the demon doctor. What will happen when she transfers to Forks mental institution where the famous Dr.Cullen works? Currently on hold
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,526 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella
So Addicted To You! by PrettyTwisted reviews
Edward didnt stay after New Moon. Bella has sort of moved on, but now the Cullens are coming back for good because of a threat. What will happen when Jacob imprints? What will Bella do? How will Bella, Edward and Jacob over come all of it? ECxJB! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wolf and the Wind by Limitbreaker reviews
Shortly before Christmas 1998, no lesser person than Draco Malfoy appears on Remus Lupin's doorstep, having a rather surprising request: a peaceful family celebration involving his aunt and cousin as well. AU, slash, Remus/Draco, Draco/Roger Davies
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Remus L., Draco M. - Complete
All I Need by xFender'sGirlx reviews
REWRITE NOW UP. Called 'These Days' link inside. Story line is being changed slightly so this is different than These Days will be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sworn Enemies by Cuvea reviews
“Jacob, what’s going on?” she asked, and held up the note written in haste yesterday." Jacob has something to tell Bella, something that involves imprinting, and she wont like it. JacobxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Wanting you by NeuroticNerd reviews
Harry and everybody goes back to Hogwarts to re-do their school year and Harry's new feelings for Snape make it both a fun and troubling school year. slash SS/HP TN/HP HG/RW GW/DM SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mission : Derek Morgan by Lilmisscrazywithyaoi reviews
Getting 3 P.H.d was easy for one young genius Spencer Reid but getting S.S.A Derek Morgan to completely fall in love with him is a challenge that he would take. Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal minds. The rate may get higher
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Family is Everything ALTERNATIVE VERSION by moondancer7825 reviews
The war is over and Harry is starting his life with Severus and Lucius. The arrival of his godson changes things causing him to flee the country. This is an alternative to my original story line. BRIEF HP/SS/LM, HP/SS. AU/OOC MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Unfortunate by outofcharacter reviews
Due to certain unfortunate events Harry and Severus are forced to get married. More trouble is in line for these two damaged souls. Warnings: forced marriage, noncon, mpreg, violence, character death, OOCness. Not fluffy. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,616 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Moment by SereneTragedy reviews
The little things -- a look, a touch -- eventually add up. The missing scene from Slughorn's party. SS/HP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kaiistar reviews
Sam Betrays Jacob.... Edward finds him, and they fall .. Mpreg First BTW Slash Jacob/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Connections by Akikofuma reviews
When Harry finds a drunk Snape in a Gaybar, he decides to take him home. From that day on, they meet up every weekend, connecting... I suck at summary's, I hope you read it anyway. Pairing: Snape x Harry Rated M for later Chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
You're Never Completely Alone by Kakabel reviews
Jasper was kicked out of his house at age 12 for being homosexual. He was then taken in by the Cullens, and became the only human among 6 vampires. He also happens to like Edward very much. But does Edward like him? Slash. Adopted from 6 Ft. Tall Angel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Simon Says by NanaMun reviews
EdwardxJacob AU/AH. Jacob, out and gay, is under the impression that love is for everyone else but him. His thoughts may soon change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,371 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts by neverstopdreaming reviews
Starts off like Bella’s first day in Twilight. But Bella has a secret that sets her apart from everyone, except for the mysterious Cullen’s. She’s human but she’s far from ordinary. What happens when Bella discovers their secret and they discover hers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,345 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wager! by Yih reviews
Harry Potter, 7th year Slytherin, has an agenda – seduce the impossible-to-seduce Severus Snape… and Draco Malfoy, his best mate, is not pleased at all with the situation! Featuring Harry/Draco/Severus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Live Because of you by NCJVG reviews
An old man walks around remembering his love. What has to do with Harry making a strange potions on his first day back at Hogwarts. HP/SS MPREG in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Missing Pieces by tina92429 reviews
Alice sees Laurent bite Bella in the meadow but was too late to stop it. The wolves don’t exist. Bella forgets everything from her human life. What happens between Bella and the Cullens now? Will Edward come back? Will Edward and Bella still be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,389 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Your Not Sorry by RosalieLillianHale1994 reviews
What if Edward never came back in New Moon and when he left Bella was pregnact with twins. Will they ever meet their dad and his family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
What If by Chocolatiee reviews
What if Bella was one of the Cullens--and Edward was the human? Would they still fall in love with each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Snape Hunt by JinSai reviews
Harry likes Snape. Snape wont acknowledge it.This is what happens when Harry asks Hermione for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hogwarts Goes Glee by LadyLuckxo reviews
Incredibly AU. Set during Harry's time at Hogwarts. Everyone will be against their personality. Ron's a very minor character. Each Hogwarts student featured will represent a character from Glee! T for teen pregnancy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Moonlight Horizon by TwilightBoi23 reviews
Edward and Bella are now just friends after the events of New Moon. Jacob Black has come into the picture, and Edward's confused about his reactions to the werewolf. EdwardJacob SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,043 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Jacob
life is like a rollercoaster by The Sunflower Child reviews
Bella is agressively changed by Laurent in the meadow, what if the wolves came too late? where Bella is now...Volterra, as daughter of Aro and princess who knows what will happen when the cullens come for a stay... PLEASE READ! oh and lemons included!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
The Release by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP At some point in the last month, Severus Snape had come to completely loathe Harry Potter. A more realistic look at a romance. Written for the SeverusSighs Birthday Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reading a Journal by Silver997 reviews
Severus is on his nightly rounds patrolling the castle,when he finds a book.Not just a book,a Diary.Though it's stressed inside the pages it is a "Journal".Snape discovers many written secrets!But there's no name to claim this diary. Who's is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Love Story by Seylin reviews
Their fates have crossed over the course of hundreds of years but never have they been able to be happy…until now. Jacob/Edward. Rating has gone up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Dusk by Really Really Long PenName Guy reviews
When Jacob walks Edward to his breaking point, they're sent into a nightmare filled with lust, lies, chemical romance, and maybe even love, if they can manage to recover the lost innocence and trust. *WARNING: JxE, rape, lemons, abuse, possible mpreg.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Moments With Esme by Cocoa987 reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
Must Have Been Dreaming by AshleyMarie2012 reviews
Bella had a weird "dream," one where she loses and gains love. What if it wasn't a dream? Will Bella be able to go back to the way things were before, or will she want to live a new life? DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Tug by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Jerry Springer Show: Guests: The Cullens by Juicycouturegal reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went on The Jerry Springer Show? A whole lot of very very very weird stuff...including Mike Newton as a surprise guest--be afraid--be very afraid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Rosalie's Baby by Beckaabook reviews
Carlisle may have developed a way to impregnate vampire Rosalie - her own vampire IVF - could Rosalie and Emmett get their own baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Can you love me? by Ninja of Thunder reviews
What would happen if Edward never left Bella? What if Jacob plotted to get her anyway? What happens when Edward gets suspicious of Jacob? And what happens when Edward and Jacob begin to leave their rivalry behind and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Renesmee Carlie Cullen by x 1InaMillion x reviews
I'm Renesmee Cullen and I'm half vampire. It's actually not as freaky as it sounds. But humans don't know about any of it. That's why I was more than a little freaked out when I met the one human who did. It's a small world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Mustang by FrenchFriesCafe reviews
Harry is unable to get any sleep. During one of his walks through the forbidden forest, he finds a black mustang and befriends the horse. Secrets are let out, but what happens when Harry founds out who the horse really is? Slash. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Tragedy In Boston by Xxtwilightlove823xX reviews
The Cullens are visiting Boston, and staying at the Tipton hotel. But what would happen when disaster strikes through the family? Will hearts be broken? Will some defend their new friends?
Crossover - Suite Life series & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Complications Of Sex by Gooley reviews
@EDITING AND RE-POSTING@ #-STORY IN-PROGRESS-#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,872 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Cullen Kids Go to Work by ginnmeadows reviews
Carlisle is fed up with his spoiled rotten teens, so he makes them all get jobs.....will they make it? This is set after Breaking Dawn. From different POV's. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Love and Sex and Magic by Torchwoodfan13 reviews
One night in the summer Harry woke up gasping...he had a dream, one where he was in bed with a faceless man. He feels a strong commection to the man but will he ever figure out the mystery, does he already know him? Questions, love and smut ensue! HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Agents and The Vampire by Abbie1212 reviews
NCIS/Twilight crossover. ALSO Bellisle and Gabby. Gibbs and the team are called out on assignment to Washington to investigate a marine's murder and has to deal with local LEOs and the mysterious Dr. Cullen who seems to be hiding something...
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Abby S., Bella - Complete
Card games at the Cullens by iluvedward12 reviews
It is game night at the Cullen's and when Bella is thrown in the mix, we find out if she's really part of the family. It’s a comedy for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
Let Me Save You by tinks848 reviews
Bella goes to private school with her best friends Alice and Emmett. While there she meets Alice's newest adopted brother Edward, but he's not what she expects. Could she be the only one who can help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Renesmee Cullen: Rising Sun by Anonymous1794 reviews
Nessie is celebrating her six/sixteenth birthday with her family and best friend, Jacob. He has something important to tell her after the party which changes both their lives. What is it?- R&R. 2nd Place Best Post BD- Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Just Go With It by NarutoBlackmail reviews
Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Seventh Wheel by Justine Lark reviews
The Cullens are living in Forks, but before Bella arrives, Edward's definitely the odd man out. Still, there are times when they need his help! Each chapter is a separate story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Boy Meets Boy by completely-cullen reviews
On the outside Jasper Whitlock is a high school jock at the top of the school social hierarchy. Nobody knows that he is secretly gay and in love with the not-so-popular Edward Cullen, who is ‘out’ and proud of it. Warning: JxE SLASH with future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Unintentional Orgasm by Lecture reviews
How do you deal with a hard on in the middle of potions class? One thing leads to another and well you get Yaoi, Snarry, and smut every chapter! M-Rated for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Marie Sullen by mz.edwardcullen95 reviews
Edward left Bella alone to carry and raise their daughter. What happens when Edwards senior Home Ec class makes him buddy up with a child from Kindergarten? "You dont know who ur Dad is?" "No, but I know he would love me...if he knew about me."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward
Twilight Musical by Random Dramatic Comedy reviews
Bella and the Cullens move to Albuquerque while on the run from James and enroll in East High. From there, everything begins getting crazy. Nothing is the way it should be, and this is definitely the start of something new!
Crossover - Twilight & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Crap! I Married Edward Cullen! by Lord of the Pixies reviews
On a trip to Vegas with her friends, Bella Swan accidentally married superstar Edward Cullen while drunk. Whats worse is that Edward tells her they need to wait TWO WHOLE WEEKS to get a divorce,Oh, and she has to keep the entire thing SECRET. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Perfect by whyrthecloudscrying reviews
Bella's new found obsession of picture taking that leads Edward to discover another love. CONTAINS YAOI EdwardxJacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Living your Life by Zarinha Lobo reviews
What if Edward wasn’t born to Mr. and Mrs. Masen in 1901, but Bella was? Growing up as Isabella Marie Masen in early 18th century she nearly died age 17 but was rescued by Carlisle. Edward on the other hand just moved to Forks...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Gang Today by Leah1968 reviews
Fanfiction of what the gang are all up to in 2009.
Saved By The Bell - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Obsessed with a prince by HPfangirlie reviews
What if Ron and Hermione get so worried with Harry's obsession with the Half blood prince, that they go to their DADA teacher for it. What will Snape do when he knows that the hated Boy-who-lived has a crush on his alias?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Miracles by Jewelbaby reviews
What if Nick found out something that could change his and Greg's lives forever. Mpreg.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 47,000 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Greg S., Nick S.
Rehumanization by niki94 reviews
In New Moon, Edward leaves and doesn't return. 7 Years later, Bella has moved on and is engaged to Jacob. What happens when Edward and the rest of the cullens return, and what's different about Edward. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Talk of the Teachers' Lounge by Cautiously Optimistic reviews
There's a new student at Forks High--Isabella Swan--and the students aren't the only ones who noticed. The teachers have been talking too, and they have plenty to say about Forks' newest dramas. But what are they really saying in the teachers' lounge?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Alice In Chains by CodyRhodesFan reviews
Jasper wakes up to find out that he's been imagining that he and Alice Cullen are married. He's in a hospital and he keeps speaking about Alice. Carlisle wonders how did Jasper know about his daughter. Jasper/Alice. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,539 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Silence by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash Ch. 1, in which Severus decides to tell Harry how he truly feels, and Ch. 2, in which Harry opens his eyes. Now COMPLETE and with correct ending. Originally written for SeverusSighs angst!night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold Moon by Jhs Rockerbaby reviews
Four years after BD. The Cullens are in a new town. They are all attending school again. Their new teacher happens to be Angela, and she is hiding a secret and the Volturi are planning another attack. New Chapter. The battle is on! THE STORY'S FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,078 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catching a break by Isupposeimsorry reviews
Jonsey has been losing jobs forever, but he's not as used to losing boyfriends. Can his new friend Jude pull him out of his slump? *sorry for the crappy summary* Slash Jude/Jonesy on hiatus, obviously.
6teen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,947 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Jude L., Jonesy G.
Study Groups by Gera-Chan reviews
What happens with Ned's friends change plans and don't got to his study group and Seth Powers is the only one who goes? Four stories about how new relationships form. Ned/Seth Moze/Suzie Loomer/Faymen Cookie/Lisa Yaoi Yuri T for caution. Ch2 up!
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Back Again by RandomFandom7722 reviews
the cullens meet bella when she is eight. then they leave. bella is put up for adoption. then the cullens return and the adopt bella. will she be furious, or will she welcome them into her lifes again? full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Heartbreak by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
before the night turns into dawn by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Self-loathing, anger, hate, questions of ‘why did this happen to me?’ all of this rockets around inside of his head without relent. Jakeward, dark themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Aftermath by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
After Bella's death, Jacob is left with a choice: kill Edward and fulfill his promise, or work with the rest of the Cullens to try and keep him alive? What would Bella have wanted? AU Eventual JacobEdward ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Love Songs by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Three different men. Three different songs. One similar thought. SS/RL/SB, M for a reason. WARNING: May cause cavities!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Things Emmett does while bored in class by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Change Me by Invisibool reviews
Perry has the perfect plan to win over Isabella, but he needs to enlist Dr. D.'s help. Please Review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Perry, Isabella
More Than a feeling by Flyleaf908 reviews
Alice has a vision that could change her future with Jasper. But what about the secret she has kept all these years? Will she tell her family? And if she does what will they say?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Seperated by brwneyedgrl reviews
What would happen if the Cullen family was seperated. Bella, Rose, and Jasper have to live together without the rest of their loved ones for years. They have no idea what happend to everyone else and they have to live with being constantly hunted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Truth or Dare by fidelius thistle reviews
Harry and Severus get together after a game of truth or dare... and they aren't the only ones. WARNING... toe kissing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Grocery Shopping For Bella! by KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal reviews
Emmett and Jasper go out food shopping for Bella.This will have you laughing on the floor! Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Surprise, Surprise! by Twitz reviews
Ned is gay, and Moze is having difficulties accepting this. He falls in love and breaks his heart numerous times. Can his best friend help him throughout all this? Chap. 5 UP! Review please!
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Temptations by J.Whittington reviews
Edward struggles to deal with his sexual urges, and an overenthusiastic Bella isn't helping. After a few awkward situations, Edward wants to stop all of their physical contact. But Alice has a plan! Lemons are Juicy ; Reviews mean Updates!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Could it be True? by xxSeaLadybirdxx reviews
Takes place in New Moon. Edward has left Bella. she has ended up turned into a vampire. It's been 108 years. she has 2 sisterly vampires in her coven, they have a big surprise for her! Bella is dying to know. its either very very good, or very very bad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella
Never Expected by alonelystranger reviews
Perry never saw this coming. Dr. Doofenshmirtz figured out Perry's secret life and now has Phineas and Ferb. Can Perry save them and will he be reasigned elsewhere?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2009
Your Love Means Everything by Pipiru Piru Piru Pipiru Pi reviews
I couldn't stop the tears that fell. I couldn't stop the heart that ached. And I couldn't stop my mind from returning to him, no matter how hard I tried to keep my thoughts directed on something else... How did I get like this?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Imagine by Tuesdayschild84 reviews
Jacob Black never imagined a world filled with vampires or werewolves. Legends passed down from generation to generation he told himself. But now staring into the eyes of his killer, did he have regrets? No.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,266 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Locked in! by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Edward and Bella get locked in a mall together. What will happen? My first fan fiction, is better than summary! All Human! Normal Pairings! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisle looses the bet by CarlisleCullen-4ever reviews
Carlisle made a big mistake, he bet against Emmett,he bet that if Emmett won he could give Carlisle ten dares,This means trouble!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Carlisle
Forever Young by Abbie1212 reviews
Ok, high school fan fiction, they're all in high school Abby, Gibbs, Tony, Ziva, Jen, and Tim but Ducky's a teacher... COMPLETELY AU...Gabby and Tiva.. Chapter 14 now up...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,201 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Another Perspective by fahzzyquill reviews
Dumbledore decides that the students and staff of Hogwarts lack understanding. He decides to have them switch bodies for a month to gain another perspective on life. Will revenge win out, or will a new understanding be formed by the Hogwarts population?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,333 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Is this real? by Lost Incantation reviews
Jacob is now going to Forks high school and seems to always run into Edward. Although, there is something that both of them feel, but they can't figure it out what it is. more detailed summaries inside. Rating is for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Remember My Last by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
It's been five long years, and yet all of it has remained untouched. When Harry cleans out Snape's old quarters at Hogwarts, he finds a surprise that changes how he thinks of Severus Snape forever. One-shot, NOT SLASH! R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Therapy by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Edge of Seventeen by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Old Times Weren't Always Good by PoetPen reviews
Spongebob left Bikini Bottom and grew up. He comes back after a visit from Sandy and Patrick, but only for a short time. Will he find what he always wanted? Spongebob/Squidward. Yes it is slash, but I am sure you can deal with it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2009 - SpongeBob, Squidward
where the wild things are by Rockinrobbien reviews
Summary inside. but basic love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Futures by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Jazz/Jake, mpreg, sequel to Truth : It's big, it's happened. Something has changed in Jasper and Jacob's relationship, and it's threatening to tear them apart. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jasper, Jacob
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 534 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seven Steps to Heaven by WhiteCotton reviews
SS/HP Severus should have died in the Shack and gone on to a relaxing death in hell - or heaven. However, while he managed the first, he fell short at the second. Now he's stuck in the land of the living, invisible to all but one: Harry Potter. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Cookies Anyone? by edwardlover10 reviews
oneshot. Alice and Jasper are assigned to make cookies in a cooking class Alice signed them up for. What could possibly go wrong when 2 vampires attempt to make cookies? Post Breaking Dawn. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
NCIS: New Moon by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Isabella Marie Swan doesn't exist, she never did. But then how was she in forks for a year? Who was she before and why was she hiding. Six years after New moon the Cullen's found out.
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Bella
Slave Love by Chazz girl reviews
Snape has been a slave ever since he turned eleven. He's been passed down to his masters son who was his age. Then he is sold off to Harry Potter much to his humiliation. Will Harry be the worst master ever? Or will he be the best LOVER ever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Bizarre Love Triangle by edwardluver96 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward. I know it sounds weird, but give it a chance. Starts right before the Cullens return in New Moon. Warning: May contain very sad characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,855 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by PhoenixKelley reviews
Jacob imprints....on everyone's favorite vampire. Post-Eclipse as if Breaking Dawn didn't exist , Jacob's POV unless otherwise indicated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Speechless by thesewarmstars reviews
Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,942 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Puppy Love by Jacobismyloverr840 reviews
Bella's friend from Phoenix is coming to be a Bridesmaid for Bella's wedding. Jake comes back from his depression, and instantly sees her. Will sparks fly? JakexOC BellaxEdward Lemony in later chapter. Written before Breaking Dawn came out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008
Truth Or Dare at the Cullen's house by gunzehx reviews
Basically as the title says. Crazy dares and nervous sweating truths to be found!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm so much more than meets the eye by dangerouslywrong reviews
The Cullens return to Forks. Two years later Hazel moves to Forks. She meets Jasper and feelings she thought she could control tear her apart from the inside. Little does she know Jasper feels the same way. Jasper/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 48,874 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jasper - Complete
The Amazing Race Cullen Style by EvangelineHale reviews
While Carlisle and Esme are away celebrating their anniversary for two weeks, the rest of the Cullen’s are stuck at home doing nothing. Until Rosalie comes up with the idea to play “The Amazing Race.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Bloody Imprint by yesterdaysmaybe reviews
Takes place at the end of New Moon. What if Jacob were to imprint on Edward? Can he put his pride and predudice aside for their love? Caution: Yaoi. No Likeie, no readie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GoodByes by manic insanity94 reviews
What happens when NCIS and CSI meet? A whole new relationship, Who will we be saying good-bye to? Co-Written with Tivafangirl1
Crossover - CSI & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Nick S., Abby S.
Sheldon’s Cat by hey citrus reviews
Is there a fatal flaw in Sheldon's hypothesis? And is the cat dead or alive? Slash: Leonard/Sheldon. Chapter 2 now up!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Human Experiences by jstarrh reviews
Edward never left, he stayed by Bella's side but refused to change her, wanting her to have the human experiences she deserves. As Bella approaches her 30th birthday she gets her news that makes her question the direction her life has taken. SM owns char
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,873 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chuck Berry and Charlie Swan by TrueImmortality reviews
Edward and Alice are waiting for Bella to come home from grocery shopping, and start to rock out to oldies. But they get a little carried away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
If you love me, wont you let me know? by Im-Stumped reviews
When Edward is having second thoughts about Bella, who will be there to help him decide? Does Edward have feelings for a certain blonde vampire? Edward/Jasper slash, in need of a better summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Scent Of Vampire by Cabaret Amour reviews
When Bella is tragically murdered, what will become of her husband and best friend. *warning: this is a slash fic!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Stupid photographic memory! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Carlisle Gets a song stuck in his head...... I suck at summarys.... random and quirky! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Carlisle
Start of Something New by AvrilSays reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Twilight & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
It's One or the Other by IceCreamXD reviews
Edward has a choice to make. Is it Jacob? Or is it Bella? They both love him, but who should he choose? The one who makes him happy and feels loved? Or the one whose blood he lusts after? JacobEdward , slight EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Beauty and The Beast by danni-loves-ste reviews
Bella wants Edward to meet the person that helped her get on with life when he left, but what will happen when the two men meet? Not a slash fan? Don't read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Sleep by NanaMun reviews
Part I of IV. What if Twilight happened without Bella? What if Jacob and Edward weren't brought together by hate, but by love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Apogee by cassandrathevil reviews
Any normal teenager in the midst of a sexual identity crisis is free to keep his thoughts to himself -- but Jacob Black is not normal, and the object of his affection is privy to his thoughts. JacobEdward slash, AU in which Bella comes to Forks later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Oh, brother! by My Cinderella reviews
Zack and Cody suddenly get strange feelings...for each other! Reluctant to believe the truth, Zack tries his best to resist. Cody tries too, but unlike his brother, falls...hard.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Zack M., Cody M.
Evil Little Prankster by bellapouts reviews
The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Half Blood Prince by Angel Dust Fury reviews
Why is Harry so distant on his lover's birthday. Post DH except for epilogue. HPSS DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ring exchange, Heart exchange by Redemptionwriter reviews
Bella is engaged to Jacob while Edward is engaged to Tanya. What happens when the jewelry store mixes up their engagement rings giving Jacob Edwards and Edward Jacobs? It seems Edward and Bella are destined to meet before they each make the biggest mistak
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Start of Something New by easytodancewith reviews
Ryan Evans/Troy Bolton. If there were no Gabriella, "Twinkle Towne," or merging peer groups, would Troy and Ryan ever have crossed paths on their own?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,253 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ryan E., Troy B. - Complete
The Starcrossed Hilarity by MeLaNch0LYdreams reviews
Love at first sight-how cliché! It’s natural if you’re a teenage boy who falls head over heels for a beautiful girl during a Shakespeare play. Now what adolescent Quilette wolf would fall for a certain male vampire forced into starring as Juliet?Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Divide and Conquer by east-side-stories reviews
Slash! Ned finds himself seperated from his best friends in the new high school world. How will he get by, especially when Billy Loomer and Seth Powers start competing for him? ON HIATUS
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ned B.
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
French Blue by Precious Pup reviews
Tony has a crush on'McGeek' and is having big issues handling it. Angsty & Funny slash romance? Follows from my M rated stories Vanilla and Transitions where Tony Abby and McGee spend the night together but French Blue can be read seperately
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Imprinting by Ruay Higirashi reviews
Jacob has imprinted! But there is a lot of tention between him and his beloved. . . Okay, they hate each others guts. What will expire between them? What of Bella? What does the pack and the Cullen's think about it? Read to find out! Jacob/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Edward and 'The Talk' by swimminglvr reviews
Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward
Twilight: The Early Years by Alice-MyMagic8Ball reviews
Um, this is based before Bella came into town and is just a couple of funny stories of The Cullens :D Please. please read.. I can't write summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward, Alice
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
As Young As You Feel by Laume reviews
Another De-aged!Kidfic!story. Dumbledore takes Harry and Snape along to his summer home for protection. However, there is a little accident - as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marriage laws by MarauderNextGen reviews
Harry and Hermione are among students who are faced after the war with forced arranged marriages from the ministry. When former death eaters enter the mix, will either of them survive these unions. HP/SS, HG/LM, DT/OC slash, non con, viol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,990 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Why? Just Stay Forever by WarpedMinded reviews
Harry finds a personal poem, and goes to find the man who wrote it, wanting to help the man in some way. M/M, Very OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rock Band with The Cullen's by iluvedward12 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Emmett got a hold of Rock Band?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Perfect Triangle by Light Catastrophe reviews
Draco and Severus are happily in love. When Harry, who is in love with both of them, gets stranded in the house with them during a blizzard something is bound to happen. mpreg. threesome. HPDMSS. MMM. slash. Newly edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,714 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Switch Of An Eternity by poplikeapoptrt3 reviews
Everything is the same in Forks until Edward and Bella switch bodies! Can Bella handle being a vampire. Can Edward handle being human? Can the they cope with the others' problems? I guess you'll find out....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Extended Vacation by Dramatic Clovers reviews
Harry saves the world and decides he’s done with modern problems. He wants to travel back to the Founders Era to live out his life, but he ends up in the year 1898, where Dumbldore is 17, and looking at him rather funny… ADHP slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Severus' Special Gift by Ostensibly Lucidina reviews
Harry finds a special gift to give to our resident Potions' Master. This is NOT what it sounds like. Oneshot, and funny. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by Soricel reviews
Harry Potter finds Severus Snape's emotional side after the Death Eaters discover Sev is a spy. What next? Warnings: Snarry and Sirimus SLASH, rape, and its aftermath. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,895 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Defending My Heart's Honour by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
AU Summer between sixth and seventh. Members of the Order begin making fun of Severus after a Death Eater meeting and Harry becomes angry and intervenes. Sirius is alive! And a berk. SLASH. HPSS established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Garage Sale by Consultant by Day reviews
Alice's purchases have consumed all the storage space in the Cullen home, so she is forced to hold a garage sale. Hilarity ensues as the whole family pitches in to help and the citizens of Forks descend. Bella POV. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Shrinking Snape by Srforests reviews
Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he's three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,806 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Couldn't let go by foreverinlove17 reviews
Edward couldn’t bear to leave Bella alone in the woods, like he did at the beginning of New Moon. Instead he runs back to her only minutes after saying his goodbye, and they leave Forks to avoid the suspicion of Charlie and the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
No One Needs To Know Yet by jobob reviews
another story based on a song, not a song fic. this one revolves around Severus. Sev falls in love, but he refuses to act on it. better summary inside. HPSS slash. not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Flight Of The Imagination by Ru Shin reviews
Harry encounters the Mirror of Erised once again, nearly two decades after the battle at Hogwarts...but it is not his parents he is hoping to see. Slight DH spoilers, HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Edward and the Traffic Violation by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
Edward gets caught speeding by those newfangled radar guns and loses his license! Whatever will he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/20/2007
The Best Laid Plans by cocoa-snape reviews
Sequel to ‘Much Madness is Divinest Sense.’ Albus is determined to make amends for his previous subterfuge by whisking Severus away on a romantic holiday. Things do not go exactly as planned. ADSS, humor and fun, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope reviews
Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ultimate Serendipity by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slashy PWP... While on vacation, Severus visits an apothecary and happens across a certain someone... whom he hadn't seen in almost a decade. Straightup, cotton candy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Whole Dating Other People Thing by quixotic-hope reviews
Severus was always told that he was too clingy, that young people like to date around. Twenty years later, Harry has to pay the price for other people's mistakes. Can Harry and Sev work things out before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life, Death and Other Career Options by Snape's Nightie reviews
Harry and Snape are trapped in a magicless room when Snape goes into labour. This, and the other major events which lead Harry to choose his unexpected career. No slash. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Disguises by NemesisFate reviews
Harry and Severus like to sneak around... until they get caught. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Much More by quixotic-hope reviews
Growing up, Harry was told he'd only be good for sex. What happens when Severus wants more? HPSS oneshot, noncon, child abuse, angst, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Misunderstood by Menecarkawan reviews
Severus just can't understand Harry's late night excursions. SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet by Shinigami Liliz Black reviews
Finished!During the war, Voldemort and Dumbledore face each other; that’s when an unexpected vortex sucks them both in, leaving interesting results! SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Albus D., Voldemort
Dreams Can Change by jacksonholegoddess reviews
Sequel to Darkness and Dreams – HPSS Harry doesn’t take Severus’ leaving very well. Word Count: 6517
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Summer Job by Saphire Starlet reviews
Harry's realitives force him to get a job this summer... however, the Order has not been informed of this little detail... uh oh! One Shot! PLEASE R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wishes are for Dreamers by Yih reviews
[Complete HPxSS] AU. The Make A Wish Foundation grants wishes for terminally ill children. The day of Harry's 18th birthday, he gets a wish of a lifetime granted to meet his idol, his inspiration the musical prodigy, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Retreat by Cybele1 reviews
Snape is trapped in a tight spot with two hormonal teenagers for the night. SS/RW/HP, not necessarily in that order. *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.