Vandylia
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Joined 04-09-09, id: 1894683, Profile Updated: 12-20-09
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Twilight, and Fairy Tales.

Being anonymous can be both boring and annoying. That is why I have provided all you inquisitive folks out there with the following:

Actual Name : Then what would be the point of my using a pseudo name?

Location : Somewhere in the tropics (Temporarily) 25 kilometres away from the sea

Age: Old enough to write; young enough to still enjoy an episode of Spongebob...

Immediate surroundings : Plenty of trees...coconut trees...

Current Weather : Lotsa sunshine :p

Currently listening to : Mika :)..."Touches you"

Current mood: Hmmm, I'm feeling kinda chatty? which is wierd coz normally, I'm more of a listener

Current temparature : 32 degrees celsius.

Dislikes: those pesky blood-sucking good-for-nothings (a.k.a. moquitoes), Listening to the News in a language I don't understand that well (not that I would enjoy listening to something like the news in the first place), the sound lawn-mowers make, snoring, grocery shopping, spiders, moving (I mean from country to country) oysters, facebook, people who read my stories yet don't review (though I admit to having done this once myself- but I only read a few lines!)

Likes: sushi-althought I'm not that good at holding my chopsticks :(, music, chawclat, jack sparrow ;), people who review (hint hint), rain, playing the piano, movies, indie music (I heart Travis!!), second-hand book shops (except once I purchased a book infested with termites), the 18th century and all the Regency fluff that comes along with it, turqouise (the colour),

I am good at: Sketching, playing the piano, shaking my ears, running into trees when ridden of my glasses, swimming, being inconceivably dense at times o.0

I am bad at: learning languages, tolerating incessant yakking, articulating my thoughts, walking in three-inch heels, snapping my fingers (althought I have improved of late :))

Favourite artists : Amy McDonald, Travis, Mika, 30 seconds to Mars, Soul Asylum, Weezer, Imogen heap, Marion Raven,...yada yada yada

People I wish I could bring back from the dead: Charlotte Bronte, Princess Diana, Michael Jackson!!, Jane Austen, My grandma, my pet hamster...

ok. That'll be enough.

quote of the day:

"...happiness cannot be cultivated beacuse happiness is not a potato..."- Charlotte Bronte

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Rosa reviews
The tale of a plain-faced girl called Rosa.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010
How to get a vampire to fall in love with you reviews
*WARINING: Only to be read if reader is willing to give their love away. And never get it back. It's an Irreversible Process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
Pride and Prejudice and an heiress reviews
What if Darcy and Elizabeth switched places? Summary :Elizabeth, a young, wealthy heiress leads quite a dull and uneventful life...but things change when her decisive aunt plans a trip to Bath...Please read & review!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009
A Parody of POTC: The Black Pearl reviews
I am a fan of POTC and it is only out of admiration that I make fun of the characters. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Blue eyes reviews
Not really about Jane Eyre...but i couldn't find a category...summary: Meet Jean, your average teenager, living an ordinary life, or rather, a dull and uneventful one.But one twist of fate changes everything...
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009
A Modern Jane Eyre story reviews
How would things be if Jane existied in this century? Please read and review!
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Pirates of the Caribbean IV my version reviews
Something extraordinary lies in the depths of the caribbean waters....yet to be discovered...Jack and Barbossa are fighting for something more valuable than life itself....but there's someone in their way...someone not very easy
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.