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![]() Author has written 15 stories for Shugo Chara!, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Greek Mythology. So I'm the 159 part(Alexander) of the pen name. Why I'm 159 is because by the time we made this account I have been in trouble at school 159 times over small things. I happen to share this account with my twin who happens to be a hardcore goth(a daughter of Hades). I on the other am a son of Apollo...We don't know how that works but it works for us. I'm the one who you will never find online muchbecause unlike my sister I spend most of my time at school in detention mostly because of my twin. Oh and for any of the single hot ladies out there I'm single! I have my own account(AlexIsCoolerThanYou) but I never get on it. So you wanna know who I(Alexandra) am huh? I am the Gothic and slightly more often getting suspended at my school than my twin, why they still let me go there is a mystery. I tend to start stories and when my mom finds me doing the next chapter sends me to my cousin's house to be more 'social' and more 'family caring' while in the mean time she takes everything from me (Books, lab top, art supplies, etc.). Everything below my introduction is done by me so yeah. Word of the Day-Melancholy LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: LAYER FIVE: DO YOU? LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING? LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. 4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity 5. You will put this on your profile 6. You still have a stupid smile on your face Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (( HA. IM NOT AVERAGE :DDDD TAKE THAT SUCKERS :3 )) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat,Alexa159 If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile When life gives you lemons, give it back and yell, "Why can't you give me money?!" When life throws you lemons, throw 'em back and yell, "It's on Bitch!" When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. I'm part of the ANTI-HADES HATERS club, copy and paste onto your profile, ad your name to the list, and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!-DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159 I'm a part of the ZEUS IS AN IDIOT club, copy and paste on to your profile, and add your name to the list and tell Happyfish that you did!-sweetyamiyuggigirl, Happyfish, Percabethfan98, Annabeth Supporter, Ismeme Daughter of Athena, lord of darkness35, and Happyfish, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159 Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Read please. Show that you care. My name is chris, I must be stupid, I wish i were better, I can't do a wrong, When im awake, Whem my mommy does come home, I just heard a car, I heard him curse, He finds me weeping, He slaps and hits me, He's already locked it, I fall to the floor, "I'm sorry!" I scream, The hurt and pain, And he finally stops, My name is Chris, And you can help me, I pray for your forgivness, And because you ARE affected, At least 5 children each day, from around the world, die from child abuse If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Alexa159 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten I am that girl, female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Man your so Beautiful that I can die. YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL: 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 6 (I'm a girl...wow...I'm actally okay with this...I'm more like my brother) So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Avalon-Supernatrual High BEST FRIENDSN FRIENDS: 95 percentage of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to? jump. 95% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a sky scraper, 4% would be in lawn chairs with snacks and refreshments watching him fall, if you are the 1% that would be up there about to push him off copy and paste this to your profile. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. My favorite word is sarcasm. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile. LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too. Here's a joke...The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. Let's see Ima Punk, Goth, Hardcore scene, oh and Emo I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling, If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea) Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?) If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile Copy this, and fill it out! You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uketosatisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with:Badass Uke REPOST THE OTHERS IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY OR DUMB!(But i think you won't post it if you think it's dumb) Links to the Stories in which i borrowed charaters from! Jesse and Mark - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5568947/1/ Drella - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4958610/1/ M&Ms - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5845710/1/ Armani and Selene - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5888288/1/Broken_Bow_Book_3_Counterpart I was told the i was rude, mean, son of a b, suethor, flamer, a wanna-be writership member, and that i want to be in quote,'Zoe Nightshade's, Aish Sheva's, and Theia47's little crew',end quote. Let me get this straight...clears throught I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE WRITERSHIP OR THEIR LITTLE CREW. I AM A MEAN RUTHLESS SON OF A B AS SOME WOULD SAY AT LEAST I ADMIT THAT I CAN BE A SUETHOR OR OF A AUTHOR WHO MAKES THEIR CHARACTERS OOC! SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? And I have five words to say to those who complain to me about all this stuff: Let the Flame Wars begin. well im done | |||||||
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