Mythical Assassin
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Joined 04-04-02, id: 194514
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Crow.

Hiya,it's Jane, miss me?

I am not going to beg for reviews, people do that too much, if someone is not going to review, begging is not going to make them want to do it any more. So how about this, if you review mine, I will review yours, see that’s bribing not begging. :)

Go look at my favorites, I have some really good ones in there.

Quote: "I will meet the terminally clueless today, idiots and those with hairballs for brains, and those whose ears need a good shredding before you can even get there attention, I do not have to be like them even though I would dearly love to hit them hard enough to make the empty places in there heads echo..."

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Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity by Cunien reviews
How Jack sacked Nassau port without firing a single shot - angry puritanical mobs, rum, sugar plantations, the odd donkey, and Captain Jack Sparrow, the Revolutionist!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,257 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/2/2003
Out of Time by Erinya reviews
Back by popular demand. After buying a souvenir from a strange shop in New Orleans, Leah discovers she got more than she bargained for, in the form of a certain pirate captain. Time travel and other nonsense. Rated for language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Beating the Odds by Yilantri reviews
Currently on hiatus until further notice. Many apologies. I've not abandoned it completely!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003
Captain Jack by Miss Rigby reviews
The further adventures of the fabulously foppish Captain Jack Sparrow, everyone's favorite pirate! Lots of action and plot twists to come so read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
Ello Luv! by WindCherry reviews
A story in You format, but with a rather unusual plot you find yourself awoken to quite a surprise! Please read and review. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Captain's log by darkdancer reviews
The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
Spike Spin-Off/ Episode Two by PedanticAnticQueen reviews
The Internationally Ignored/ Acclaimed Spike Spin-off is back and CHAPTER 5 is up. Spike remains dashingly morally ambiguous, new characters, plethora of plot. Rating raised to R, for bad language and mature themes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
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At a SevenEleven reviews
In the first Movie: Where did Eric go after we see him leave Albrecht's place, and him playing on the roof? And what was that cat eating?
Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2004
Project Sparrow reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is on boared the Black Pearl when a girl turns up in his room going for the hole 'Interview with a pirate' thing. No pairing, no Mary-Sue, Just Conversation, fun and lots of Rum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Corrector of all Stories reviews
Jack has taken it opon himself to be the corrector of all stories. Mary-Sues look out, here comes Cap'n Jack Sparrow!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
Aww, SlugSlime reviews
Takes place when the Orc is chasing the hobbits in Fangorn Forest. Orcs POV for most of the fic. Then it goes over to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Aragorn is What? reviews
Legolas comes to tell Arwen a shocking secret about Aragorn. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
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