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Okay. My name is Malachai Theophilus Jacobias Oder-Kies

Long name right!?

But it really is my name.

I am a guy (straight; so don't any of you gay guys get any ideas!)

I live in San Antonio, Texas

Rick Riordan is my next door neighbor

I go to Wagner High School

I am in the Marching Band

I am 15

I am obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians

I am a Percabeth shipper (for you idiots that couldn't figure that out by my username)

And that's about all any person would want to know about me!

MY SISTER HAS A RARE FORM OF AUTISM CALLED RETT SYNDROME. IT IS ILL KNOWN ABOUT. BUT IT IS DEVASTATING. AND LETHAL FOR MALES. IT TAKES FEMALE'S LIVES AS EARLY AS 12 YEARS OF AGE. IF YOU HAVE HALF A HEART THAN PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK AND VOTE FOR RETT SYNDROME RESEARCH. THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST RECEIVES $250K (RETT SYNDROME RESEARCH FOUNDATION) THIS IS AN ORGANIZATION THAT IS SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE MY SISTER'S LIVES AND/OR ENHANCE THEM. PLEASE OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE GIRLS THAT CANNOT COMMUNICATE WHAT THEY FEEL. CANNOT WALK. AND QUICKLY LOSE ALL BODY FUNCTIONS. PEOPLE LIKE MY SISTER. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO VOTE.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv, theGiantSquidrocks,nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore,nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan., nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.harrypercyeragonjosh

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Omg don't read this please

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks

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Journeys of Heroes by writeroses1029 reviews
Percy Jackson has a fate coming into play, one week left until his sixteenth birthday. In preparation for his possible death, he must make decisions that will decide more than just saving the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,215 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
After the End by Catherine-PJO reviews
The story begins right after Luke dies and follows Percabeth's life after the war. Fluff, a quest, fluff, wedding, honeymoon and more that are still to come! Rated M for a few adult themes. Sequel now up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,904 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Road Trip by do not doubt the donuts reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
What Could Happen in a Year? by gglol1615luvpercabeth reviews
Annabeth's family is going to New York for Christmas and Annabeth and Percy's relationship begins to blossom while big suprises and more wait for them. MAJOR PERCABETH! rating for later chapters don't forget to R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Day in the Life by Rainingonaparade72 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a quest to Califoria, and must destroy a creature causing major havoc..I'm horrible a summerizing! And what is this? They have to stay in the same room! And one bed. It will have a ***LEMON***and is only kind of fluffy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
opposites attract by Kitsune Fey reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen eachother in years, but what happen's when Sally brings them back together. rated M for fture chapters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
At the End by FieryBrunette reviews
At the end of the day, no matter how badly they fight, she still loves him. Percabeth written for the PJO fic battle. R&R?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Waiting by dancechick307 reviews
A missing moment from TBL when Percy has disappeared for two weeks. The campers are all certain he's dead, but one girl refuses to believe that. Instead, she hopes, she dreams, and she waits for her hero to arrive safely back to camp. A Percabeth Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
One Night in Cabin Three by killswithskillz45 reviews
Ok everyone. Chapter Two is up. Enjoy. For all those who havent read it, its a PercyXAnnabeth. R&R as u like
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007
Title suggestions anyone? by iBookworm-chan reviews
Percabeth! Annabeth's parents have kicked her out, so she goes to the only place other than camp she can think of...but it's been nearly a year since that day on half-blood hill. Will Percy forgive her? Ya I suck at summaries...R&R,rated T cuz Im paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percabeth and more percabeth by cinnamon586 reviews
Percy and annabeth express their feelings for eachother in this drama packed book. ITIS LOADED WITH PERCABETH FROM ALMOST THE BEGINNING TO THE END!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The End and Beginning reviews
This will be a percabeth book. don't worry. other than that i will not give any spoilers. you'll just have to read
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.