![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Okay. My name is Malachai Theophilus Jacobias Oder-Kies Long name right!? But it really is my name. I am a guy (straight; so don't any of you gay guys get any ideas!) I live in San Antonio, Texas Rick Riordan is my next door neighbor I go to Wagner High School I am in the Marching Band I am 15 I am obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians I am a Percabeth shipper (for you idiots that couldn't figure that out by my username) And that's about all any person would want to know about me! MY SISTER HAS A RARE FORM OF AUTISM CALLED RETT SYNDROME. IT IS ILL KNOWN ABOUT. BUT IT IS DEVASTATING. AND LETHAL FOR MALES. IT TAKES FEMALE'S LIVES AS EARLY AS 12 YEARS OF AGE. IF YOU HAVE HALF A HEART THAN PLEASE FOLLOW THIS LINK AND VOTE FOR RETT SYNDROME RESEARCH. THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST RECEIVES $250K (RETT SYNDROME RESEARCH FOUNDATION) THIS IS AN ORGANIZATION THAT IS SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE MY SISTER'S LIVES AND/OR ENHANCE THEM. PLEASE OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE GIRLS THAT CANNOT COMMUNICATE WHAT THEY FEEL. CANNOT WALK. AND QUICKLY LOSE ALL BODY FUNCTIONS. PEOPLE LIKE MY SISTER. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO VOTE. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara, shintas1st, DMHPluv, theGiantSquidrocks,nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore,nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF! 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan., nejitenfanforeversbrother, harrypercyeragonjosh, percabethrocks Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.harrypercyeragonjosh If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! Omg don't read this please This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks |
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