Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. As the great wise -cough- Toad said: If you think you have enough brain capacity to understand my glorious name so I can tell you, you have been seriously mistaken. Seriously. I am allowed to put my profile but am not interested in doing so, waste of time for people going around reading what you like to do in your spare time. I'm sorry but I, Frost, have a life, you know. The things where you do stuff everyday to fill your daily pleasures. No not that, you are sick. I'm naughty. There is a difference. Don't argue with a genius. I am absolutely delighted when you puny inferiors review for my outstanding work so you better do it or I'll set the hounds on you. Ripper likes the taste of slaves and serfs. Yes, you all who serve me and my grand cause to...I'll keep that to myself. At the current moment I don't really "like" my own fanfics so I will rewrite each and every one, because some just came out way too Mary-Sue-ish, so shoot me. Or the guillotine something aimed towards my head would be most effective. Insert quirking eyebrow here. Am I suicidal? You might ask... I plead the fifth. But of course I despise the real world and prefer to reside in my own, insanity is the best way to go. Therefore I'm not really suicidal, hold on to your knickers Mac...and Toad, wait I gave you a wedgie this won't apply to you. Poor thing. Insomnia and insanity, the best "I" words in the Websters Dictionary besides "muggle". Flame me I'll flame back, review me and I'll write better chapters. If you DO flame me, I will inflict much pain on you and make you huddle under your desk crying like a 10 year old girl. That's right, die evil pink bunnies. DIE! Don't look at me like that all of you crazy Mary-Sue writers, you can go screw the flowers for all I care. Poor flowers. What? Iinsert scoff and glare here. Go tip a cow. Frost |
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