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As the great wise -cough- Toad said:

If you think you have enough brain capacity to understand my glorious name so I can tell you, you have been seriously mistaken.

Seriously.

I am allowed to put my profile but am not interested in doing so, waste of time for people going around reading what you like to do in your spare time.

I'm sorry but I, Frost, have a life, you know. The things where you do stuff everyday to fill your daily pleasures.

No not that, you are sick.

I'm naughty.

There is a difference. Don't argue with a genius.

I am absolutely delighted when you puny inferiors review for my outstanding work so you better do it or I'll set the hounds on you.

Ripper likes the taste of slaves and serfs. Yes, you all who serve me and my grand cause to...I'll keep that to myself.

At the current moment I don't really "like" my own fanfics so I will rewrite each and every one, because some just came out way too Mary-Sue-ish, so shoot me.

Or the guillotine something aimed towards my head would be most effective.

Insert quirking eyebrow here.

Am I suicidal? You might ask...

I plead the fifth. But of course I despise the real world and prefer to reside in my own, insanity is the best way to go.

Therefore I'm not really suicidal, hold on to your knickers Mac...and Toad, wait I gave you a wedgie this won't apply to you.

Poor thing.

Insomnia and insanity, the best "I" words in the Websters Dictionary besides "muggle".

Flame me I'll flame back, review me and I'll write better chapters. If you DO flame me, I will inflict much pain on you and make you huddle under your desk crying like a 10 year old girl.

That's right, die evil pink bunnies. DIE!

Don't look at me like that all of you crazy Mary-Sue writers, you can go screw the flowers for all I care.

Poor flowers.

What?

Iinsert scoff and glare here.

Go tip a cow.

Frost

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Time is a Healer by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Harry Ron & Hermione are suddenly pulled into the Marauder's sixth year at Hogwarts. Delighted with the chance to meet his parents & reunite with Sirius, Harry starts cutting his ties with the future. And what's the monster that's starting to stalk Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,604 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's a one time thing that just happens a lot by Starlight8 reviews
*S/OC* Severus Snape has the DADA and there's a new Potions Professor; one which Snape just can't leave alone. Fully updated and edited... and now *COMPLETE* Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 372,645 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The Way by Shire.Conspire reviews
Draco Malfoy, the rich and arrogant fool. Pansy Parkinson, the wealthy and stubborn brat...Draco Malfoy, the abused and trialed hero. Pansy Parkinson, the brave and emotional heroine. Everything's more interesting on the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,876 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Tale of a Time Long Gone by Star of the North reviews
We all know of them, for without them where would Hogwarts be? Bold Gryffindor, Fair Ravenclaw, Sweet Hufflepuff, Shrewd Slytherin. Founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,769 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
The SOS Society by BoogityWhup16 reviews
When a group of Snape Obsessed students find out he's in an arranged marriage, they wonder if it's worth it to try and drag him, in some way, towards wedded bliss. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry about the News Article, it won't let me italicize right now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005
Harry potter meets The breakfast Club by Hogwarts-Honey-Bee reviews
You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket-case, a princess, and a criminal, but to us we will always be..the breakfast club... HARRY POTTER STYLE! those of you who are die hard HP fans and stick with the book, you could read this but I don't know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dreaming of You by Mystica reviews
Four Muggle girls made the mistake of falling in love with four wizards... and chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 200,932 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/26/2001
How to Snog a Pillow by Celabrielle reviews
Welcome to How To Snog A Pillow. When one desires to snog a person, one must first be practiced in the prestigious art of Pillow Snogging. If one should fail in said activity, then one must avoid human snoggage at all costs. In this book, our very adept p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Going Stag by raze363 reviews
ITs the Yuleball at Hogwarts and Sirius, being the hearthrob, has girls swarming over him. But, he decides to go with his friends...supposedly. alone in the yuleball....but not for long.please comment
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Dark Angel by Tim H. Smith reviews
You never want to disappoint your father...much less if his name is Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort
Jolly Holiday reviews
Chapter the First: “500 Galleons, 500 Galleons to get into a serious relationship with that girl, and no shagging, whatsoever.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Draco M.
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