Savvy Rum Drinker
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Joined 04-02-04, id: 564769
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and From Hell.

Okay, so I'm totally in looove with Johnny Depp. I mean, I'm crazy about him! I can't get enough of him! And I hate Vanessa. Hates her! She stole my Johnny! Hes mine! My own! My precious!

Yup, I'm sad.

Sorry to dissapoint you if you are looking for stories not containing angst (and sometimes a little slash. . .maybe. Only for the guys from Sparrington. I'll have you all know that's it not really my cup of tea!), 'cause you won't find any here. My stories are mainly Pirates of the Caribbean and I was thinking of doing a From Hell one, eventually. I'm usually slow to update,( I mean come on guys, who dosn't have trouble updating daily?), but I try to make up for it with long chappies. Sounds fair?

I'd best say a little about me. . so you don't think I'm a weirdo, as my current over-obsession with Johnny and my pure hatered for Vanessa may announce "F.R.E.A.K!"

Yeah, well, my name is Mannie, (and no, I'm not the Indian from The Brotherhood of the Wolf, least not since I last checked!) and I'm at that wonderfull age of eighteen, where alcoholic beverages, legalsmoking and driving cars faster than eighty kilometers per hour, comes into play. Sounds great, don't it? Well it is and it isn't. I mean, I've gotta start paying tax now! How rude!

I live in a tiny. . .villageI suppose in the drought stricken state of north eastern New South Wales, in Australia (most of you would probably know it as 'Down Under'). I own show horses (Shetlands, Thoroughbreds and an Arabian)They are evil. . .and love to go through fences(don't ask)

I also like to drink Coke. And lots of it. Coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, coke, yummy yum yum!

Ahem. Well, I suppose I might give yo a list of things I hate, and things (Johnny) I likeses!

~I Like~

Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, my dog Isis, my horses (some of them), my boyfriend (der, who wouldn't like their boyfriends?), Coke, chocolate, PotC, anything to do with pirates in general, ships (even our boat named the Banana Boat, as you can guess it's yellow!), the ocean, sand, books, 24 (the tv series), movies containing Johnny, Spongebob Squarepants, the Matrix, my cats, cusions, the X Files, E Bay, puddles, maps, highlighters, compasses, skulls, swords (like the one hanging on my wall), feathers, shells, my computer. . .The list is endless!

~I Hate~

Vanessa, fighting friends/sisters, stealing friends (like the type that try to steal your boyfriends), evil horses, people who drive slowly, people who drive slowly with their hats on (commonly known here in Australia as 'hat drivers'. They are very irratable and cause severe cases of road rage.), Orlando Bloom (sorry fans, I just don't like him!Hides as OB's fans start throwing rotten fruit), little birds, mice, snakes, spiders, Nicholas Cage, Daniel Jackson (from Stargate. . .he's such a looser.), seafood, duck poop, people who (when writing PotC fanfiction stories) make Jack Sparrow sound like Mr Crabs (from Spongebob Squarepants.) you know, by saying "Me boy." and such, Plankton haters and again, I could go on for ever, but you're probably asleep.

Hang on. Why are you reading this and not my story! Eh? Explain yourself! Now you're gonna have to review. Go on, hurry up now. Don't just be sitting there like a jolly knob.

Oh, by the way, I have a bad habit of making fatal spelling errors (?Fatal?) so please, if you see one. . .don't tell me. Ta. Or your chooks will turn into emus and kick your dunny door down. Savvy?

Oh, oh! That's another thing I hate, people who can't spell 'savvy' and don't understand what it means. Savvy: Well informed and perceptive, practical understanding or shrewdness: a banker known for financial savvy.

Savvy?

And 'commandeered'. Comandeered: To force into military service. To seize for military use; confiscate. To take arbitrarily or by force.

Still savvy? Good.

PS: Richard Dean Anderson is so NOT hot! Yuck! (Starts gagging). I mean, come on guys, the mullet was SO yesterday! Plus the greys. . .Yeah, I know we all turn old eventually, but for appearences sake DYE IT MAN!

Also, I would like to say what an impact the death of fellow Austrailan,Van Nguyen has had on the whole of this country. For those of you who don't now who he was. . .Well, he was a drug trafficker from Melbourne. You're probable sitting there going 'So, who cares? One less druggie.', but let me tell you just what happened.

Well, Nguyen was caught trafficking drugs between Australia and Singapore. The authorities in Singapore caught him and he was tried and convicted of the crime. He was sentanced to death, dispite the pleas and appeals from Nguyen's lawyer, his family and even the bloody Australian Government!

Van Nguyen, 25, was hanged in Changi Prison, Singapore, at dawn on the 2nd of December 2005.

I think I speak on behalf of Australia, when I say that this execution was a futile and barbaric act and may a young man rest in peace. Here in Australia, we have no death penalty, and I believe that Van Nguyen should have been turned over to the Australian authorities and sentanced to life inprisonment, not murdered.

His mother wasn't even allowed to hug him one last time.

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Pirates of the Caribbean Between the Raindrops by OutlawJacksBonnyLass reviews
Set some two and a half years after the events of the film, Jack Sparrow returns to Jamaica, never guessing how this brief stop will change everything he knows. Jack and O.C.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,680 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2004
Protector of Life by EstelWolfe reviews
Jack and crew find themselves facing not only other pirates in search of treasure, but an ancient Mayan power with an agenda of its own.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004
At World's End by Jesteria Dapper reviews
The fate of Jack Sparrow rests in the hands of an old enemy, a troubled friend, and a confused fiancee. But in order to save Captain Jack, they must sail to the one place where destiny can be fulfilled: World's End. POST DMC, MAJOR SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006
Why I Still Love You by Chocolatebrowneyes reviews
Someone is out to kill Jack but no one knows who it is. Anamaria has given up on loving Jack and has fallen for Thomas. Jack hates Thomas and has feelings for Anamaria but won't tell her Who’s the killer? Why won’t Jack tell Anamaria the L-word?ch5up
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004
Shelter by Fabu reviews
When Jack goes missing, Norrington finds comfort in an unexpected place. Sparrington, WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
Ghost Ship by ashlyns reviews
After the Black Pearl is found floating in the middle of the ocean, abbandoned, crew and captain missing, Will and Elizabeth begin to search the seas for their missing friend...as strange things begin to happen in the Caribbean. Will they find Jack in tim
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,742 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Homeward Bound by catgirlutah reviews
Port Royal, Jamaica is in the midst of a very wet and heavy rainstorm when someone quite unexpected shows up at the Turner household. Why is Jack back?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005
A Sign from Hell by SecurityLuv reviews
What happens when Fred Abberline continues to blame himself for Mary Kelly's departure. After all, what would have happened if he went with her? He'll never know. But he does promise himself to never fall in love. In fact, two years ago, after Mary Kelly
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2005
Before The Dawn by FalconWing reviews
When a disgiused Jack is taken hostage along with other guests from Will and Elizabeth's wedding, it's all about waiting for the opportune moment to reveal himself. But how can he turn this to his advantage? Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,162 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Hidden truths by padme17 reviews
How did Jack get those two bullet wounds in his chest? Many men couldn't have endured what he went through and come out like he did. angst, violence COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
The Run From Darkness by The Logical Ghost reviews
One-shot. We have seen many fics about our dear Inspector Abberline’s later years, but what about his youth? Answers are revealed in a single day's actions. Please R&R.
From Hell - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
A Friend in Need by Shaz1 reviews
Complete! Jack gets kidnapped, and when he is rescued, he is no longer the same Captain Jack Sparrow that was taken, can his friends help him, or is he lost to them for forever? Final Chapter now up! please RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,682 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Secrets by Rebel lady reviews
When secrets are the only thing to hold on to, will James Norrington and Jack Sparrow be able to pull together and help save the fate of the Governor? Will they also escape with their lives…or end up killing each other before anyone else can?(Not a SLA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Rope Walker by Jashi reviews
Will and Elizabeth are going through hard times: low morals, low cash income, and a new family member on the way. In desperate need to support the incoming babe, a letter from an old friend by a new pirate proves to have...very appropriate timing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003
Pirates On the Run! by Red Pebble reviews
Port Royal is again being attacked by an enemy ship yet again, by an infamous pirate ship. This time, it is not just gold and silver that the pirates are looking for. It is Capt. Jack Sparrow and his ship The Black Pearl. Will Will be there to save him?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
His Majesty's Pearl by Miran Anders reviews
COMPLETE. A request by Governer Swann leads to new adventure. Second in the LEGACY series.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Complete
Past and Present by Holliday1081 reviews
A sequel to A Beginning What happens when Anamaria's past collides with her present. JA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,736 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Clipped Wings Heal by Kayez reviews
After a confrontation with another ship, the Pearl and her Captain are damaged, some think beyond repair. Can AnaMaria save her Captain? Or is this the end of a legand? AnaJack all the way.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004
A Good Man by Meg Kenobi reviews
Will Turner learns a vital lesson when he meets Jack Sparrow's only loyal lady friend in Tortuga woman of surprising contrast. An experiment in selfinsertion what if Jack befriended not MarySue, but the typical woman.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Love’s curses and Love’s Blessings by Takada Saiko reviews
The first in a series I plan on writing. Elizabeth and Will's wedding, Jack and Ana Maria interaction, and my view on Jack's past. Oh, did I forget to say new enemies and new problems as well? Lotsa fun! Probably Jack torture as well.... R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
Blood Oath and Unbroken Promises by Lykosdracos reviews
JackAna- Jack is saved by Ana, but will she let herself be saved as easily?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Blood Repaid by EmeraldEve63 reviews
After the Pearl is attacked, Jack, Will, and Elizabeth find themselves hunted by someone who demands blood for past injustices.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
The Four Swords of the Sea by WitchKing22 reviews
One of the most deadly and feared pirates in the Atlantic Ocean joins forces with Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: Blood Bonds by LadyDeb1970 reviews
Bootstrap Bill's return from the 'dead' leads to a new adventure for Will and the discovery that his family is far larger than he believed. Meanwhile, Jack tries to learn more about a new ship on his waters, the 'Camille.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,263 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 by Smart1Hermione reviews
I love johnny depp. i love johnny depp. i love johnny depp...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2004
The Man I Am Today by captainme reviews
How is Jack the man he is now? When a person from his very distructive past comes back, its up to his friends and crew to save him...but from what? please r&r JackAna [complete]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,297 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Mercy by dshael reviews
Norrington finds someone he doesn't want to see... Deathfic. Inexplicit slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2004 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
How It Began by Brizy reviews
This story starts with Jack as a boy, shy and quiet, and his frien Bill and how he wound up the quirky pirate we know and love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: Come What May by AhiFlame reviews
Jack meets up with some old--not too friendly--acquaintances with a mind for something in his posession. Will, Elizabeth and Bootstrap must help Jack and his crew before it's too late. The start of a new story arc, COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,782 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Sparrow and Sushi by Rackham'sVanity reviews
Elizabeth is in the kitchen and poor ole' Jack is her guinea pig. Horrible things happen to our Jack. Can Will and Gibbs save the day? Not bloody likely.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004
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Perhaps Chains Are Better Than Being Free reviews
Well...Um, Sigh Look I can't write a summary! Bah! All I can say is thatt there is going to be heeeeeeeps of Jack, pain, torture, comfort, tears and, well, you get the point! JackAna WillEliz (CHAPTER TWO UP!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/4/2004
Darkness Of A Dream reviews
Frederick didn't die at the end of the movie, but has fallen into a dark world of depression and darkness. Can he be saved before he tries to take his life. . .again? Caution drug use and minor language. If you've seen the movie, you'll not be offended by
From Hell - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2005
These Three Words reviews
Why are the words 'I love you' always so hard to say? JackAna One Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete