Author has written 3 stories for Book X-overs, and Lord of the Rings. Hi, I'm a pretty new writer (though I know everyone says that) from the land of green and other stuff - NEW ZEALAND!!!! - of course. Anyway, I'm mostly into books (Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter especially, but I have no limits) and I just write for fun since I'm probably too young to read half the stories on fanfic.net, but read them anyway.I love writing, though I'm probably better at art, and I always have. But something you should know is that, despite my name, I DO NOT WRITE. no. I TYPE, I TALK, and I DRAW. But I don't write. I have a total aversion to pens, and pencils are soley for drawing. Writing is evil. Nobody can read my handwriting anyway, and I have always felt much more at home with a key-board, a drawing pad, a nicely sharpened pencil for character sketches, a good CD, a good idea, and some good time. Whoops, that's a lot to ask for. Some random info (mostly made up): SEAN BIGGESTAFF is my main crush at the moment, he has a sexy accent and I want him for a boyfriend. It's OK if you don't know who he is, 'cos I don't either. PIPPIN is a little guy who hangs around when I'm typing or chatting on MSN, and sits on my fax-machine. He talks randomly to me until I tell him I'll drop him out a window. FRODO is a little guy who plays monopoly at my house with Elijah Wood and Sean. He always loses, and when he loses he sulks. Sometimes he fights with Pippin. ELIJAH WOOD doesn't really live here, but the way I tell it he does. He beats Frodo at monopoly and gets harrassed by three of my friends, who think he's cute, which he isn't. But he's one of my favourite actors. MERRY is an alchoholic who hangs around with Pip. SAM just comes round to cook rabbits for Frodo, but he brings Bill. He gets annoyed by Gollum, who we have to stuff in the filing cabinet to get rid of. GOLLUM annoys Sam and eats fish. BILL THE PONY is very cool. He's my favourite LOTR character, probably. BORIMIR he's one of the random people who's just fun to chat with. Doesn't come round much cos for some reason nobody likes him. SEAN BEAN is just the guy who acts Borimir, and follows him everywhere. But we pronounce it "seen bean". HERMIONE GRANGER is Pippin's girlfriend. I had a fight with her cos she hugged Sean Biggestaff. HARRY POTTER is very well known and doesn't come round much anyway so there's no point in writing about him. RUPERT GRINT and TOM FELTON are one of my friend's crushes, but she's gone off Tom recently. Rupert, apparently, is going to take over the world with Jenny when he get's older. IZZY, JENNY, JANE, CAZ, EMMA, ect. These guys are all my good friends who chat with me on MSN and come round randomly. AGENT SMITH he is so cool! I just admire Hugo Weaving, OK? Agent Smith is really just my MSN program, which screws up all the time to piss me off. CASEY look, you have to watch The Faculty, it's a great movie. Casey is great 'cos he goes "SHOWDOWN!" at one point, and he says it so funny it just makes me and all my friends crack up. EVIL SPIDER THING I just made this up 'cos I like spiders. MY CDS are very precious to me. I am listening to LOTR while writing this, but I also love the SHREK and H.P movie soundtracks, and Emma Shapplain is cool too. SLAPPING MACKERAL ...never mind... GRIFFIN is a word which gets me a bit over-excited. I LOVE GRIFFINS! They are the most beautiful thing ever! They're so cool!!! So there's not much more to say 'bout me, except, |
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