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Greetings from Naboo! I'm here to inform you that we are going to turn you all into MUTATED BUNNY SLAVES!!! PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR BRAINS DISCOMBOBULATED!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!! *Cough cough* Riiiight...

Atticus: Hullo all you out there in T.V land! I am the great and powerful Atticus, here to wreak havoc, take over the universe, turn you all into bunny slaves, bring your world into eternal darkness, yadda yadda, just read the fine print! *Tosses a huge stack of papers at you. All writing on the document is about the size of an ant’s foot*

AND if you look here, page 67,098,761 article 667, section Q, the seventh sentence in paragraph 16 on the far right stats clearly that: Anyone whom reads and generously writes a review will be given a brief relieving time. In other words, you get time off for good behavior!

Atticus: This simply means that you are aloud to change back into human, monster, alien, (what's the difference?) for approximately 32 minutes and 23.0098 seconds. In this time, you will receive a complementary donut hole and Styrofoam cup. (Pamphlet included)

If indeed you do NOT want to obey our rules, you will spend an eternity in Newark, being forced to eat fruitcake and massage old ladies' feet all day. Not only that, but we make sure all guests in our -5 star hotels get random visits from Carrot Top, who will frequently shove pay phones in your face and scold you about not using collect to call home. One more extra bonus for you is that we have made sure that every radio station AND television set was tuned to round-the-clock NSync music and lip-syncing dances!

Atticus: For just giving a down right flaming review, you'll get to spend a little quality time with my personal friend, the PLUNGER! (From the makers of, DRAIN-O!!! PLUNGER! For all your flamer needs! ^_~) Believe me, when you're done with the plunger, you'll never need a face-lift again! ^_^

Now that you've wasted all this time reading our gibberish, insane, rant.. I might as well tell you some USEFUL info! *Little sign above her says, "USEFUL!". Everyone Ooos and Ahhs* If you have any complaints, please direct them to either Atticus, *Atticus waves* or my muse.. Meow mix the guard cat! *Meow mix stands in a corner looking plastic-ish. (If you push him over, his eyes close! ^_^) His little round Chinese hat bobs a little* they will be sure to fax them to me ASAP! (As Slow As Possible) We might have an update section that has anything new happening. (Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!) Any ideas or requests are welcome and wanted, but who says I would listen.. (j/k! ^_^) AND REMEMBER!

Atticus: Don't call us, we'll call you! I WILL RULE THIS WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!

Erm, nooo. I was gonna say that we don't own anything! Well, except for ourselves. And maybe any made up characters. And also some of the original plots. All characters owned by other people belong to them, unless, *looks around* they have been secretly kidnapped by us.. *The whole z-senshi is tied up in the corner bound and gagged. * We actually ASK others if we can use their basic ideas, we don't steal, so we expect you to respect us and do the same!

Atticus: And we highly suggest you give us constructive criticism! No just-plain-mean-schtuff! That earns you time in the box! *Points to a small cardboard box in the corner, lightning flashes around it*

Note: I'm not the best writer in the world, so, please don't go around saying: That was stupid! It’s just plain mean and well; it shows how many words YOU know. Anyhoo.. That’s it for now! TOODLES! ^_^

Atticus: Bye! And remember to follow all of these lovely rules and regulations, just to be on the safe side of course! Don’t wanna be the right hand in the left handed store now do we? *Holds up documents that have suddenly caught on fire and are now shredded scraps of paper* *waves*

((Note again: While reading the stories, if you have a sudden loss of eyesight, realize that the only words you can say are, "Do you want fries with that?", find out that your life means nothing, or break into a strange dance/spasm, Know that the friendly people here at FanFic.net didn't make it happen. You're just messed up! ^_^ Have a nice day!))

An unknown stranger hands you a mysterious glowing muffin. It has a single, yellow marshmallow on top. Do you: 1) Take it and eat it, not caring if you die of a horrible disease or suddenly explode. OR 2) Give it back to the stranger and say, "Sorry, my mother told me to never talk to strangers. If I only knew you name it might be ok. But for now. You must leave. I'm sorry, you're just not my type!" and then storm off crying hysterically. The answers? We shall never know... *