The Three Something Elses
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Joined 05-07-04, id: 585463
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
The Two Hornyteers And The One That Tagged Along (For A Bum-Rape)

would like to say HELLO

Please take us seriously. It'll be a laugh.

If you take offence, then don't.

We're not sex-obsessed. Nooo...

...Well just a little.

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A Kiss that changes everything by Purki reviews
A kiss between two people changed everything. SLASH. summery sucks story much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
a piece of paper? not a piece of paper! NOOOO! by Rowan Arkenson reviews
um...some random nonsense about a piece of paper living in parchment land. one day it talks to harry... MWAHAHA! short, stupid, finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Complete
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It Always Comes Down To Sleeping With The Monkey reviews
By two of the three: A story for any true POTC lover. And any monkey lover for that matter. We love it. Woo. DEDICATED TO...HMM YE SHALL SEE. Read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004
Marks and Sparks: The Hidden Meaning reviews
Ooh the things they get up to at the Whore-house I MEAN MARKS AND SPARKS. OO YES. ... The things that go BUM in the night. READ. IT'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2004