TheAstridSaffire
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Joined 08-17-14, id: 6021629, Profile Updated: 08-17-14
Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon.

Hey guy my name is Saffire but my friends call me Astrid but I respond to both. I wright about what ever comes to me but it'll be mainly the big 4, HTTYD and ROTG stuff.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face...I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cellphone or regular phone...I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever...I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain... BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone. :HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon,Whiskas1393, Lighthouse Beach, Hollyblue2, DammitimmaD, Merlyn Pyndragon, FishInAFadora, NattenRaseri, TheAstridSaffire

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

This is a true document:

Normal people: Hear a shriek and ignore it

How To Train Your Dragon Fans: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

Normal people: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"

HTTYD fans: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)

Normal people: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon

HTTYD fans: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

Normal people: when chased will call out for anyone to help

HTTYD fans: Will call out for their dragon.

Normal people: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD fans: Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

Normal people: What in God's name?!

HTTYD fans: What in Thor's name?!

Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD fans: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.

HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

Normal people: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.

HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work

HTTYD fans: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

Normal people: don't REALLY care when the second movie is realeast.

HTTYD fans: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

Normal people: will give whatever they can to people as gifts

HTTYD fans: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

Normal people: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.

HTTYD fans: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

Normal people: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"

HTTYD fans: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

Normal people: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"

HTTYD fans: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

Normal people: will 'keep calm and carry on'

HTTYD fans: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2'

Normal people: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle

HTTYD fans: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something

HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

Normal people: wisest quote - 'learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to note stop questioning' - Albert Einstein

HTTYD fans: 'if you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

Normal people: will ignore this

HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

hope you like my stories

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