Here Be Draggons
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Joined 05-24-04, id: 595213
Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl.

Hello. I'm Here Be Draggons, but you can shorten that to Draggons, because, to be honest, it's a stupid name.

Anyway, I'm female, age unknown. I love art, music, literature, languages, trampoliningand sciving off my maths homework. Oh yeah, and any animation by David Firth, especially Salad Fingers and Burnt Face Man. Actually, I love films in general- mostly unusualcomedies like Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("No! Camelot is a silly place."), Scary Movie 3 ("Katy? Katy, are you okay?" Katy's head falls off. "Katy? Speak to me!") and Kill Bill- "He's dead. Looks like a black mamba in the suitcase." "Ah.". Oh yeah, and I'm obsessed with Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings Parodies on Newgrounds.com, and taking the piss out of Harry Potter. (Get yer wand out, Harry! juevenile sniggers)

Please (please!) check out my most recent (okay, only) work, Artemis Fowl and the Quest for Common Sense, which I swear to you is less gay than it sounds. But only a bit.

Lots of love, Draggons.

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Artemis Fowl: The Cracked Reflection by witchintraining reviews
My first fic: When Trouble disapears and the LEP find that Artemis could be involved they are worried. But when they find out that the mind wipe may have driven him insane...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004
Evil from the Past by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Artemis, Foaly and Hermione are kidnapped into the 19th century, and a rescue team including Holly Short, Harry Potter, Aragorn, Van Helsing, Ardeth Bay, Captain Jack Sparrow and many others have to go after them...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Quest for Common Sense reviews
Little Arty falls for the mysterious new foriegn au pair, and this time, he's gonna make it work! What could possibly go wrong? Who could POSSIBLY get kidnapped? This is a little unusual, but I garuntee at least one laugh.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F.