Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl. Hello. I'm Here Be Draggons, but you can shorten that to Draggons, because, to be honest, it's a stupid name. Anyway, I'm female, age unknown. I love art, music, literature, languages, trampoliningand sciving off my maths homework. Oh yeah, and any animation by David Firth, especially Salad Fingers and Burnt Face Man. Actually, I love films in general- mostly unusualcomedies like Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("No! Camelot is a silly place."), Scary Movie 3 ("Katy? Katy, are you okay?" Katy's head falls off. "Katy? Speak to me!") and Kill Bill- "He's dead. Looks like a black mamba in the suitcase." "Ah.". Oh yeah, and I'm obsessed with Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings Parodies on Newgrounds.com, and taking the piss out of Harry Potter. (Get yer wand out, Harry! juevenile sniggers) Please (please!) check out my most recent (okay, only) work, Artemis Fowl and the Quest for Common Sense, which I swear to you is less gay than it sounds. But only a bit. Lots of love, Draggons. |
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