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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902513, Profile Updated: 04-07-11
Author has written 1 story for Code Geass, and Shugo Chara!.

Welcome people, welcome people, welcome people, Yay!!

My name is Feliciano Eclair, formerly known as Sexymidnightneko. I haven't posted a story in forever. I don't really like the ones I have up now. -_- Hopefully my improved writing skills will urge me towards another fic. Thank you for visiting.


YOU SAY: PINK
I SAY: BLACK
YOU SAY: PARIS HILTON
I SAY: AMY LEE
YOU SAY: ZAC EFRON
I SAY: BAM MARGERA
YOU SAY: POP
I SAY: ROCK
YOU SAY TO ME: YOU'RE WEIRD
I SAY TO YOU: I'M JUST DIFFERENT
Put this on your profile if you agree


I don't give a care if this is too many C&Ps, just use them anyway.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

-CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

-92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this in your profile

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Sexymidnightneko

-There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

-If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Sexymidnightneko

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

-If you like writing paste this onto your profile.

-If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Sexymidnightneko

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, barlowgirl16, mirandamaddness, Sexymidnightneko

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENTISTS SCUM!

-If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

-If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you agree, post this in your profile

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. If you miss yours, paste this in your profile

-If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

-If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

-Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

-If you have your own little world, C&P

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

-If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

-If you look at the moon and dream of a cat boy that night, copy and paste this in your pro

-If all you eat is chocolate ice cream, C&P

-IKUTO!! If he's all you can think about, copy-paste

-If you have wars with your friends over anime character pairings, c/p

-If you think Suzalulu is the best pairing in Code Geass, copypaste

-If you have attempted a Spinzaku(and you all know who you are), c-p

-95 percent of the teenage population would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a cliff. 4 percent would be yelling "jump." Copy and paste this if you'd be the 1 percent pushing him off of it.

-If you've ever yelled "PAAASTAAA~" in public, copy paste

-If you love history because of Hetalia, copy

-Sufin is your OTP, copy and paste

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Taken from Larissa Black

Fifty-Four Things I Learned from Avatar
1. Don't drink cactus juice
2. Never trust a blind girl's opinion on how good your drawing looks.
3. Don't get too close to Ty Lee.
4. Azula always lies.
5. Check ID from you are approached by a Kyoshi warrior.
6. Love is brightest in the dark.
7. Badgermoles like quick-thinking hippie tunes.
8. Assess the risks before starting your own cabbage business.
9. Don't mess with Foo Foo Cuddly Poops or his mom is gonna get you.
10. Don't drink tea that Zuko made.
11. Banana and onion juice apparently has a pickle aftertaste.
12. Don't use poisonous plants to make tea
13. Don't enter a city during a festival that shuns you.
14. Not all tea is hot leaf juice.
15. Air Nomads like throwing fruit pies.
16. There are apparently no bathrooms in the spirit world.
17. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend.
18. Noting that your Earth Rumble VI belt matches your bag isn't very manly.
19. Earth Kingdom 'construction projects' do NOT have Fire Nation insignias.
20. When your own father gives you a large scar, it tends to mean that no matter what you do, you'll never have his respect/love.
21. It's not magic it's WATERBENDING!
22. If you finally capture the person you've hunting for awhile, make sure you have a plan. Otherwise you'll be stuck in the middle of a snowstorm in the North Pole with little or no shelter.
23. Sokka has no artistic talent.
24. Don't attempt to get one fish hook out of your thumb with another fish hook. It really doesn't work.
25. Iroh has the best advice.
26. The Boulder is an idiot who speaks in only third person.27. The Dai Li have a killer instinct that is "so Firebender."
28. Never underestimate the power of stuff.
29. Sokka's the plan guy...and Aang and Katara are the cut stuff up with waterbending guys. Together, they're Team Avatar!
30. The journey is more important than or equal to the destination.
31. 2 vs. 5 is even odds when talking about a retired general and his nephew.
32. Sucking on frozen frogs is gross but it will cure what ails ya.
33. Mushroom clouds are indeed friendly.
34. Weirdness can always be written off as 'Avatar Stuff' by skeptics.
35. Sokka's just a simple guy with simple needs.
36. First rule of society: don't talk to commoners.
37. Just because you can master the four elements doesn't mean you can master manners.
38. If you are going to lie to an all knowing being, at least try putting some effort into it.
39. If you are trying to conquer the Avatar's homeland and she rips the earth apart to keep you away, it is probably a good idea to step back from the edge of the cliff just created.
40. Choosing the right path is harder for those who haven't found themselves
41. If you get caught stealing, blame a lemur.
42. There are 85 Jings.
43. You cannot run from your past.
44. Sky bisons are friends for life.
45. Pride is not the opposite of shame; it is the source.
46. Riding the Unagi is not fun.
47. The White Lotus wide opens to those who know its secrets.
48. Never trust Iroh when he has second-thoughts on a plant that are very close in appearance.
49. Sometimes Sokka's instincts work, sometimes they don't.
50. Follow your passion, and life will reward you.
51. Don't expect Mai to do dirty work.
52. Guys can have ponytails too.
53. Libraries are not good vacation spots.
54. Don't try to double cross someone smarter than you.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Because the dark side has all the hot people over there! I want to: 1. be considered "one of those hot evil people". 2. hang out with all those hot evil people.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

BUNNIES KICK BUTT!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

"Coca Cola went to town,
Diet Pepsi knocked him down,
Dr. Pepper fixed him up,
now were drinking 7up,
7up, he got the flu,
now were drinking Mountain Dew,
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain,
now were drinking from the fountain,
fountain broke, people choke,
now were back to drinking Coke,
Coke just went and made a truce,
now we're drinking Orange Juice!" - Mitsuki Umisako, Author of The Second Joker, a Shugo Chara fan fiction

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God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Case of Kyouya's Mysteriously Stolen Underwear by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
Someone has been stealing Kyouya's underwear and he's going to get answers. Though they may not be the ones he's expecting...-yaoi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
An Alley Cat's Promise by Shi-chan13 reviews
A year has past since Ikuto was freed from Easter.Ikuto has decided to study music abroad & doesn't plan to come back. Amu has fallen in love with Ikuto but doesn't realize 'til the last moment. Can she stop Ikuto from leaving? Rated T for...I don't know.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
A Misadventure of Mass Proportions by Nirazilaa reviews
Being trapped in an insane dress shop with Tadase was not how Ikuto planned his day, especially when the manager, a fellow by the name of Ayame Sohma, thinks Tadase's a girl, and Ikuto is about to go insane. Rated T for minor crossdressing.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Neko wish gone wrong! by QueenXxIceXxCat reviews
Amu wants to leave all stress behind. So she wishes that she could be free for a day. But what happens when she turns into a cute kitten. How will she turn back? Only one can help Amuto 4ever Nya!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
The Crossing reviews
When Lelouch vi Britannia was carried to another plane of existence, instead of dying, he runs into the Guardians. Somehow, they learn of his Geass, and battle rages on. What will Lelouch do? Rated T for violence and language.
Crossover - Code Geass & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete