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is forcefully pushed from behind curtain Ack! trips over feet andmutters threats under breath

laughs nervously Hello... yeah, I'm not really mental like that. Well, not all of the time. _

Okay, before I make a complete and total fool of myself, I would like to point out that this is entirely Queen of the Red Skittles' fault! So... blame her. Having said that, my conscious is "cleared" and the idiocy may now commence_

What is there to say... (not much, of that I can assure you). I'm obsessed with Harry Potter (especially Professor McGonagall. I am a HUGE shipper of AD/MM and XH/MM - yeah, side-note on the "XH" bit... I prefer the name Xiomara, just because that fits in so well with the eccentrities in the books).

I love the Creeper from "Jeepers Creepers". I haven't the faintest notion why, but I do. If he seriously existed, I would probably be driving out onto the highway to find him.

Oh, another pulse-racer (yeah, I label things very oddly... can't help it. I heart variation!) are the xenomorphs from the "Alien" movies. Now, those are sexy beasts. I mean, who wouldn't want a 8' tall (or possibly more) alien living with them?

Yes, I am mad... in case you haven't noticed. Oh, and the mad-love for Harry Potter, "Jeepers Creepers", and "Alien"... sheesh! laughs

Okay, I have no idea how to sort these things, so... I guess this is where I leave off.

If there's anything someone thinks I should add (please, nothing horribly personal) - go ahead and tell me about it.

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An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,309 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
Perspectives by asouldreams reviews
Minerva's been struck by 4 Stunners, Severus informs Alastor who in turn notifies the rest of the Order...see their thoughts about the attack against MM and how they believe the news will affect Albus. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,077 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Bella Descending: A Mad Girl's Love Song by makingamockery reviews
The story of Bellatrix Black and Tom Riddle and the diary that brought them together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
Voldemort's Bellatrix by S4ltv1n3g4r reviews
Rodolphus does Bellatrix one last favor. Oneshot. May contain spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
If You Give a Witch a Cookie by jasonc65 reviews
Inspired from a classic funny story, what happens if you give a Narnian witch a cookie, and the evil that comes of it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete