The Evil Queen of Nowhere
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Joined 03-02-02, id: 178862
Author has written 7 stories for Book X-overs, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Lord of the Flies, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hello I am Teqon Weare the geek. Not a humble geek. Not humble at all, mind you, but a geek non-the-less. Will you read my stories? Reviews are overly welcome. I am getting to the point that I am about to pay people to review me. No I will NOT PAY YOU!

I have decided something and I decree it with all my non-exisent omnipotent might. If you would like me to tell you when a new chapter is written just put me on your favorite authors list and I will. I will probally track you down anyway just because I want to know that my writing has a point.

IF ANY ONE WANTS TO I.M. ME I WOULD ENJOY AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION ANY TIME!

I figure if I want people to join my group site I should do some shameful self promotion. Hey its healthy... I guess. Let me beg... Go look at my group page it should turn out to be much fun. You can post your fan fiction and your fanart there and I would like to turn it into an RPG or something similar if we get enough people.

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Jack Aldaron by Name1 reviews
65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Glorfindel
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
The Games We Play by Noelerin reviews
Harry Potter Lord of the Rings crossover. Mauraders, Lily, Snape, and Sauron. R & R, please. Thanks updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,815 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Only The Girl by vanderwoodsen reviews
[WIP] Seven year old Éowyn is disgusted when she has to take horseriding lessons from the incompetent Gríma. However, his thoughts aren't pure or innocent when it comes to the spirited young girl. Rated R for later chapters, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
Sparring of Swords by Siberia1 reviews
When Faramir finally has some free time from his busy schedule, he and Éowyn decide to practice their swordfighting together. Will the two lovers be able to keep their hands off each other? Takes place during ROTK. Update: Added the 5th chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn
An insight into Merry's mind by edgy wedgy reviews
Ever wanted to see what goes inside the mind of a hobbit? You now can! Of course, Merry isn't exactly the brightest of hobbits...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Sirius' Moon by Aahz reviews
Jacy was “involved” with Sirius Black in her 6th year at Hogwarts. Then she disappeared with out a word. 15 years later, she’s back, filling in the DADA position. But why did she leave, & this time, can Sirius convince her to stay? Sequel is up! Rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Sirius B.
The Stupid Trillogy: Fellowship of Twoness by Enjoying Insanity reviews
Tenth member 'fic, written when I was new and now stands as a reminder of what I was before and never will be again. Read at your own risk. hands out Bleeprin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,977 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Phoenix Flame by Trinity Jasmine Elessar reviews
Sauron captured Aragorn, and Aragorn forever lost his oldest daughter- or did he? It's a battle against evil to discover who's good- and who's faking. ~COMPLETE~
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
Dudley's Tragic Fate by edgy wedgy reviews
Something terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
Our Dreams Come True: Woowoo Woowoo by Sirens reviews
Slight inspiration leads to us wanting our men in chairs and it expanded from there. Have fun!!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2002
The concequences of Snape's love by edgy wedgy reviews
Snape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
Coming of Age by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. The story hasn't been abandoned but I don't know when I will be able to get the next chapter written. Harry Potter thinks he has finally defeated Voldemort. But the battle has taken its toll and he decide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,744 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 9/29/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oliver Wood Picture Show by The Marauders reviews
Transvestites and musical sequences!! What happens when Prongs and Moony watch Rocky Horror Picture Show and eat Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans? Scary self-insert stories with Pansy/Neville romance action! R/R! -Mercutio Moony and Paris Prongs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2002
In Brightest Day, In Darkest Night by Maya reviews
*Complete.* Set after 'The Beast Within'. What do Templars and the Legend of St. George have to do with the destiny of the Ritter heir? Gabriel and Grace must unravel the mystery behind a gruesome series of murders in a small French town...
Gabriel Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2001 - Published: 7/17/2000 - Complete
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Pigmies in Space! reviews
Well. Leah likes Pigmies. Enough said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2003
The Tale of Eowyn Woman of the Sword reviews
Eowyn's life was going just as she wanted it to until she is forced to abandon it. Follow her adventures as she meets Amaden and learns who her friends truely are. She will meet her destiny and ultimately decide the fate of all of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Eowyn, Eowyn
Factors that influenced Tolkien's Writings reviews
An essay
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003
My description of the gutter reviews
Don't mind me. I am practicing the use of my descriptions. I want to become less cryptic in my writing and more down to earthish.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003
Piggy Got Ran Over By a Boulder reviews
A spoof of Lord of the Flies and Grandma Got ran over by a Raindeer. Hey, What can you expect, I was bored. Humor me and review. I have this thing about coming up w/ tunes on the spur of the moment. Enjoy it.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003
Power reviews
The woman Teqon has lost her family in the middle of a crowded street in New York city. Death is coming but in what form shall it take? Only the first chapter is as scary as it seems to be. R&R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Sauron
Intangiable Dreams reviews
No Sap. No Mess. What every book loving fool might dream of. Uses LoTR and other books. I never said that my summary would be good. Just read it and then make me happy and tell me what you think. Chapter eleven was finished and twelve is up.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002