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You know you live in 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice I skipped number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever climbed up a down escalator and SUCCEDED, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen down doing that (see above...), put this on your profile.

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New Beginnings by Sindu17 reviews
Makino Tsukushi is a doctor with a heart of gold and a temper to rival the devil's own...or in this case, Domyouji Tsukasa's. Due to chance encounter due to Tsukasa's misbehaving brother Soujiro, the two rivals meet...let the fireworks begin!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Sweet & Spicy by Lepori reviews
Renji is having trouble learning how to live in the human world, especially going through high school. But his problems are solved when he meets a girl who can help him fit in. What she wants in return though....is to become a shinigami. RenjixOc
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,147 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Renji A.
Dancing with Scissors by piratequeen0405 reviews
Kagome's niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought...help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru. COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 241,840 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Arcana by Enchantable reviews
Sequel to Silent Force. Its been fifty years of peace for Soul Society until, in one night, the peace is destroyed. Now everyone must find the strength thought lost to once again, save the world. If they can figure out who they're saving it from of course
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,930 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Everyday Love by Priestess Skye reviews
Based on the picture series by Youkai Yume. Love is expressed in a myriad of ways. Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow and develop in their relationship with each other. Series of interconnected one shots. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,726 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Here & Now by kawaii ninja otaku reviews
What will happen after Tsukasa returns when his four years away are up? What will become of the worlds most favorite couple? In this fan fic I try to answer that very question. TxT ,of course they are the cutest couple.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tsukushi, Tsukasa - Complete
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
This Time Around by Pilya reviews
Tsukushi left Tokyo in despair after Tsukasa lost his memory. But is there more to it than just a decision to give up? New rating up!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,364 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tsukushi, Tsukasa - Complete
The Harsh Rules of Convenience by TamashaToko reviews
Sequel to Marriage of Convenience: Complications with positive results, that had once described their relationship, but what if it's not strong enough to get past the complications? What if the end result is suffering for all parties involved?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
So by JasoTheArtisan reviews
As the Shinigami mission into Hueco Mundo yields unexpected returns, Soi Fon meets her match in the unlikeliest of places. But are these newcomers friends or foes, allies or harbingers?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,288 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
If We Were A Movie by The Paper Heart reviews
CHAPTER 7 IS UP Tsukushi and Tsukasa are attending a coed college,and are forced to live in the same dorm room with each other. Do I need to say more? Please R & R !
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,926 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
Hiding Yourself by The Paper Heart reviews
Tsukasa is tired of being rich, where everyone loves him for his money. Then, he meets Tsukushi Makino, who has never even heard of him, or of his money. He learns that even if you are a millionaire, you can't buy love. Because love don't cost a thing.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/31/2007
Family Planning by panners reviews
In a desperate bid for his mother to accept Tsuksuhi, Domyouji announces to everyone that Tsukushi is pregnant and carrying his child. The only catch is – she's not. As circumstances threaten to expose their lie, how will they maintain their facade?
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,740 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Tsukasa, Tsukushi - Complete
The Morning After by chibi ryoma reviews
Sequel to Around the World which continues where the anime left off: Tsukushi and Tsukasa return from their 5 month trip what awaits them back at home? Please R&R!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,447 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 8/19/2003
Around the World by chibi ryoma reviews
The story takes place after the anime, focusing on Tsukushi and Tsukasa. In these five months they fall deeper in love as they spend more time together. Please R&R! It's COMPLETE!! I've added an Interlude.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003 - Complete
Never Quite As It Seems by jade reviews
Makino Tsukushi grew up next door to her childhood sweetheart but they are seperated by college. Can Tsukushi survive a transfer? Or better yet, will she survive Doumyouji? COMPLETED!!!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,667 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete
Boys Before The High Seas? by jade reviews
AU. Every year, Tsukushi's village must give up one unmarried girl to the dreaded F4 pirates. Will the pirates dread the day that Tsukushi was picked? COMPLETED!!!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,669 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Complete