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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
so I MUSTI am a WITCH, be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? denfintly

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? hersey

5) Favorite shoes? clogs

6) Have you ever tripped someone? heh. yea!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? technically no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yes...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. WORLD DOMINATION

12) Favorite genre of music? pop

13) What is your zodiac sign? virgo

14) What time were you born? 4:45 pm

15) Do you like beer? EW NO

16) Ever made a prank phone call? yea

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? the one with twinkle twinkle little star on it

18) Are you sarcastic? somewhat

19) What are your favorite colors? deep purple and light yello

20) How many watches do you own? idk

21) Summer or winter? summer

23) Favorite color to wear?

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? black and silver

26) Where is your second home? my grandpa's

27) Have you ever slapped someone? tried to

28) Have you ever had a cavity? denfinally not

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1

30) How many video games do you own? how am I suppose to know

31) What was your first pet? idk a dog?

32) Ever had braces? yep:(

33) Do looks matter? YES

34) Do you use chapstick? no

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. haven't gone there yet

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving? somewhat

38) How many children do you want? 1

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? BACON

41) Do you own a gun? yes

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes

43) When was the last time you cried? ??

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? how am I soppose to remember

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? olive garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? mamma fry count?

47) Have you ever been in a castle? no

48) Nicknames? puppet, boo boo

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky? no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Whats that?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yea

56) Are you happy with your life right now? pretty much

57) Do you dye your hair? no

58) Does anyone like you? yea

59) What year were you born? 1995

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? wasn't born

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's

63) Do you like yourself? not really

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mom

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? face

66) Are you afraid of the dark? kinda

67) Have you ever eaten paste? yes

68) Do you own a webcam? nope

69) Have you ever stripped? NO!!

70) Ever broke a bone? knock on wood

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? idk

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? full house

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? dont have one

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? NO!!

80) Do you own a car? technically

81) Can you cook? kinda

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. the government

2. a person

3. snotty neighbor's

83) Do you text message often? yep

84) Money or love? money

85) Do you have any scars? yes

86) What do you want more than anything right now? nothing

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? guess so

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juicy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? no

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? EW NO

92) Do you own a box of crayons? yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?my dad?

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? my dad?

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? teri

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? idk

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? no one

100) Who was the last person that called you? teri

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Ties That Bind by WonderfulCaricature reviews
I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG.
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Mistakes of a Drunken Night by ForeverHP07 reviews
On the night of their graduation Hermione and Draco get drunk...and married. After a year and a half of marriage- a time filled with arguments and mixed emotions, they are told that they have to have a child on the way by their second anniversary
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The Triwizard Tournament by cleotheo reviews
Twenty years after the war and Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament. As the tournament begins Harry is surprised and pleased to discover that his old friend Hermione will be present at the tournament. What's not as welcome to Harry is the identity of one of the rival champions,Scorpius Malfoy,and his blossoming friendships with his children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,940 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Started with a Dream by myblondeslytherin reviews
When Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for her 7th year, she has a dream that turns her whole world upside-down. What does Draco Malfoy have to do with this dream? Will the two enemies be able to forget their past and find love in the darkest of times?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,907 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood is Thicker by L. Durven reviews
When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,050 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete