Invader Kayla
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Joined 03-15-02, id: 184644
Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.
About Me

- I'm not popular in school, AND I DON'T CARE!!! HAHA! Beat that! I love a good book, fantasy or reality (fantasy is my main taste of reality thankyou very much). I also like to write poetry, and sit down on a quite sunday night writing a good romance with only the sounds of crickets singing sweetly in the sifting silent air.

I'm a true Pisces, I'm known to have the occasional emotional outburst. If you add me to your friends list, let me know; I don't check my info page very often, so I probably won't add you back if I don't know you're there.

Then again, I've been known to do weirder things.

my name is: Why do you need to know?

I may seem: Bitchy, thats because I am

but I'm really: A fruit bat

people who know me think: that lucky charms are bullshit

sometimes I feel: like theres someone watching me, but there really isn't, but you can't help but be utterly scared, so your in the shower and get that someones watching me feeling, when you brush against the towel and it tickles your back so you scream 'DEAR GOD WHOS TICKLING ME?!?!' Because you think maybe its the ghost of the guy who used to live here, but died, and then you realize its just a towel and you giggle nervously... mmmyep

my days are pretty: grey, like a peice of pocket lint

yesterday: -sings- All my troubles seemed so faaar away!...

i: bix

i like to sleep: with my arms hanging off the side of the bed while I sing corny love songs in my sleep

if i could be doing anything right now I would be: eating out of a can of green beans with my bare hands

money is: green paper with a drawing of the presidents head on it

one thing I don't have that I wish I did is: a tool I could use to skin my little sister and make her into a pair of boots

one thing I have that I wish I didn't is: an empty packet of pudding with the spoon still in it, I'd throw it away, but I don't wanna get my lazy ass off the chair, thats why I don't want it, because I'll have to get up and throw it away and I DON'T WANNA!!!

all you need is: A chocolate chip cookie, you can't have one, you must die, NO COOKIE FOR YOU!

all I need is: This is about me damnit! Not you! You selfish ill mannored Bitch! (I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A GUY!!!) I don't no what you want! Or were you directing this towards me?! Even if you did, I don't know either way! graaaa! Answerless!

if I had one wish it would be: MINE. You can't have it. My wish.

When I look in the mirror I see: dead people, dead person, dead-ness, ghosts, and DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?! Oh.. heh, thats me ^_^

love is: crappy! crappy with a capital C! It made me mad, it did! Its crappy!

my body: :Sings: has a first name! its B-O-D-Y! My body has a second name it M-I-O-N-I!

if an angel flew into my window at night I would: give it a peice of cheese, cheese for the angel

if a demon crashed into my window I would: hand him a cookie, demons need cookies to damnit! LIBERTY!!!!

if I could see a few people right now it would be: pretty normal. I don't know about you, but I see a few people every day.

i live for: green m&ms. They're like Scooby-snacks.

I dare you all to: screw a barbie doll

i am afraid of: little dogs with buggy eyes and a 3-d ass, like my dog

it makes me angry when: Your at school and your teacher is ranting about correcting grammar and that cute guy you really like is next to you looking bored and the teacher says somthing you didn't know and you say aloud 'OMG! REALLY???' And he stares at you like hes never noticed you before and smiles in amusement, then you smile back and drop your heavy text book on your toes, and you want to scream but instead you turn red and he thinks, no wait, knows your in love with him because he thinks your blushing but you just turned red because theres a heavy text book on your toes, then your best friend comes up and asks whats wrong and you lean down to pick up the text book and you trip out of your seat and get a bloody nose, so you have to go to the nurse and then theres this abnoxious little retarted kid in there who has a 'boo-boo' and asks you why your having your period with your nose, and then the nurse goes 'she just has a owie in her nose' and the kid you like walks in when the nurse says that and you get embaressed in front of him... again.

I dream about: Miss cleo and her band of evil tacos

i daydream about: kissing people no one else even knows exist

one year ago, I: don't remember...

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Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
I didn't make it rain by Nel1 reviews
I edited the epilogue to the story to remove any confusion, due to a couple of comments...I'm sorry for this...I actually wrote the Epilogue before I even wrote Chapter 9. Anyway, I hope this removes any more confusion! Please R&R if you have a moment!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 10/13/2002
WAZAT! by Zyne the Demonic Tallest reviews
What happens when you plink a freakishly adorable demon smeet btween the Tallest and Zim? Rated PG-13 now. Update PART 7!! YOU CAN STOP HATING ME NOW!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 8/6/2002
If Only It Were True by Invader Kari reviews
Dib falls in love. Reviews would be nice.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002
Bliss by InvaderXelith reviews
Look! I changed the summary! Gaz makes problems, Zim makes solutions. Slash.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2002 - Published: 11/28/2001
The Gift by Ztarlight reviews
Just a little Christmas ZAGR fluff...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2001
Fear my Bendy Straw by fucking faggot reviews
I decided to do a Johnny Fic, fear me, Oohg. Nny gets sugar high. Chapter two is now up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2001 - Published: 10/5/2001
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A HORRIBLE OUTCOME TO EVERYONE! And stupid things reviews
EVERYONES OUTCOME IS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE STUFF HAPPENS TO DIB! HORRIBLE STUFF HAPPENS TO GAZ, ZIM AND GIR!!! HORRIBLE GRAMMAR! HORRIBLE STORYLINE! HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION! HECK, EVEN I'M HORRIBLE! ITS ALL HORRIBLE! ITS ALL SO HORRIBLE! THE PAIN! THE AGONY! TH
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002
ZAGR vs YAOI, and other scary stuff reviews
3rd and final chapter up!!! Happy ending depending on your Pov AND... Short appearence of JTHM!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002