Christina Catastrophe
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x . Christina Catastrophe . x
or Christy for short. c:

To Write Love On Her Arms .
i'm a harrypotter&hellokitty freakk, i'm in love with them . especially Draco Malfoy . [;
sometimes i wish i wasn't so nice , and that's a fact . -.-
but either way , i am a major sweetheart . :D unless you get on my bad side .
my pet peeves would be two-timers , backstabbers , being grounded on the weekends , posers , flamers , crying , and people who irritate me .
i love hugs , ring pops , hair-dye , colorful bracelets , my robot necklace , friends , family , my dog , God , smiling , transformers , and having fun . (:
Ok , i may be a bit shy when your first meet - or talk to me , but don't let that fool you.
i dont really like to admit this , but i do have low self esteem . that's something i really hate , but im getting over it . :'D thankfully.
i've had a few harsh experiences in my life , so i tend to put up walls .
i don't go anywhere without my cell phone , i take it everywhere i go .
i have many dreams , and i want them to come true .
single , but my heart is already taken .
i'm a brunette , but right now its black/blue-ish .
my hair is suprisingly still healthy , even after all the times of being dyed a different color . o;
boys with piercings are hot . nuff' said lol xD
i can't swim . D': but im learning .
well enough about me .
i dont bite . :3
talk to me?
i believe chessy pickup lines are about the most cuuuttesstt things evver !


"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss

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Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 351,901 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Sisterhood by smileyfacer reviews
Sarah had not seen her sister in a long time. When Nicole suddenly shows up at her porch, due to a holiday without her loving husband, Sarah is thrilled to see her. But there is always more than meets the eye. IHxOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ironhide, Sarah L.
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bee Hive by WhimsiMimsi reviews
With the Decepticons defeated, Jess can finally have a normal life. Sort of. Something unexpected happens to her and her life is suddenly flipped upside down. Again. Bee/OC - Post DotM - T for language - Sequel to 'Honey Bee'
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,563 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,401 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Letters To The Editor by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Flower Enraptured 'Bee by sydneyelainee reviews
Fate rarely calls upon us, but only in the time of need. It started out as only taking a trip into Mission City. However, Fate called upon me in the midst of an alien war not to save the world but a specific yellow and black bot. 'Bee/Oc.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 108,920 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Family Planning by I'mInsaneAndIKnowIt reviews
It's seventh year at Hogwarts, and a new course has been added to the curriculum, a parenting course to be exact. Post war fic. D/Hr, H/P, R/Padma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,287 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Excuses for Love by Human Person 'I think reviews
Slughorn has given an assignment to the class that he probably shouldn't have. Amortentia: the love potion. Either correctly brew the counterserum or be hopelessly in love with your partner. Even if you're a Malfoy and your partner is a filthy mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In His Protection by Kruix reviews
Who knew that being a babysitter and after-school maid would bring me into such an adventure. Never would I have ever imagined falling in love with an otherworldly creature and fighting for my life. IH/Oc
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Ironhide
Honey Bee by WhimsiMimsi reviews
Jessica Witwicky has been working for NEST for the past two years and her life so far has been perfect. But when her team finds a piece of the Ark, everything seems to fall apart. What happens? 2o11 - Bee/OC - T for Language - DotM - Sequel to 'Bee Sting'
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No One Lives Forever by ABSilverstreak reviews
Spoilers, Post DotM. Dedication to Ironhide. Everyone gathers in a remote location to honor a very loved and much missed warrior.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
Bee Sting by WhimsiMimsi reviews
Sequel to Bees Go Buzz. Jessica Witwicky has been away from her friends and family for two years, so what happens when she returns and is thrown back into a battle she hoped that she wouldn't have to fight again? 2oo9 - Bee/OC - T for language - TRotF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,546 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Bees Go Buzz by WhimsiMimsi reviews
Jessica Witwicky is your typical 17 year old teenager. All she has to worry about is grades and keeping her brother out of trouble. What happens when one car decides to turn her life upside down? Bumblebee/OC - Rated T for language - 2007 -SEQUEL UP!-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,993 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
My Truck by Sarrasi reviews
Zoe adores her new Truck, despite the fact it has a mind of its own... Please read and review, much better then it sounds x
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,980 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Unforeseen by Erailea Evenstar reviews
Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,540 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Jillian and Ironhide by The Official Demonator reviews
Just small oneshots all in one with my OC Jillian and the autobot Ironhide. Meant to be short and funny. Summaries for each oneshot are inside. May include other autobots in the future. R&R!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
The Secret That Lies Within by SwitchBlader458 reviews
Callie is a master at cracking codes. But there is one specific file that has her frustrated; something about a 'Mission City' and something that happened within. Better summary inside. Bumblebee/OC, Optimus/OC, Rated T for language and violence
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
The Autobot Wash by DaemonicKitten reviews
The local High School is allowing students to work on fundraising for a local charity. Mikaela learns about an idea her friend has, and needless to say, the Autobots get a little wet. Mikaela/Sam, with the faintest hint of Jazz/OC, Prime/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam's dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete